There's Something Wrong . . .

. . . when Yahoo's Most Emailed Photos are more shocking than what I post. For example (and do not click on these links): There's a picture of my future sixth wife A piece of art that I have in my den There's a picture of my future seventh wife

Please Don't Ever Let Me Accidentally Walk In Front Of Penelope Cruz . .

. . . as this guy did yesterday (and end up in a photo sent around the world.)

Funny Emails

I hate the funny email. I hate the joke email. I hate most emails. But I got this one today which sucked me in. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

The "Liberators Of Iraq" Crowd . . .

. . . should not click here.

I Caught A Glimpse Of This Gal This Morning on Channel 4

And I was completely infatuated with her hair.

A YouTube.Com Error Message I Just Saw

Tomorrow is the 40th Anniversary . . .

. . . of the shooting tragedy at the University of Texas. As a kid, I was fascinated by that story. Wikipedia has the story here.

Preach On

A Case Of The Moooooondays

If you liked the movie Office Space then you'll get a giggle of this youtube.com clip which depicts what the trailer would look like if the movie had been a drama. The rest of you, carry on.

And To Think She Was A Sweet Cuddly Baby At One Time

Home Shopping Accident

Google video here. (And the guy at the end seems to want a career in stand up.)

Saw This On A Museum Wall Yesterday

The American Idol Finalists Visited The White House This Week

As David Letterman said (in a rare funny moment), "It's not like he had anything else to do."

Look! Lance Armstrong Eats Pie!

(Source)

Weirdest Dream In The History of Ever

I dreamed I was engaged to Britney Spears but we had to schedule a one day honeymoon because I was in school. It was friggin' crazy. I was pouting around about something going wrong with the wedding ceremony and Britney followed me all over the place trying to tell me everything would be OK. It went on forever. Then I woke up but quickly went back to sleep. And the dream started up again!!!! This time we had to cancel the honeymoon because I had missed most of my classes so I was stressed about finals coming up (I've blogged about that recurring dream before). But I'm pleased to announce that we did get married and she didn't require me to sign a pre-nup. I think I'll go back to bed.

Passion of the Booze

Mel Gibson got arrested for DWI the other day - yeah, newsworthy, but it's not the end of the world. But news broke today that he went a little nuts during the traffic stop utter an "F bomb" and "Jew" in the same sentence - and, yep, it wasn't in a flattering way. If there is a video tape of the arrest for all to see, he's going to get crucified.

MP3 Thoughts

Stuff I listened to yesterday while I mowed my lawn. The Fray's "Over My Head" The Fray's "How To Save A Life" (I learned of it from the HBO commercials) Johnny Cash's "Help Me" (from his last album - you can hear his pain) LL Cool J's "Control Myself" (I just love this thing) Blue October's "Hate Me" (Suggested by a friend) Nich Lashey's "What's Left Of Me" (Don't laugh, it's not bad)

Cindy Sheehan Must Be To Blame

So that's what those guys do when the president isn't in Crawford.