The Campaign For DA

12.19.2017

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • This vehicle has been seen around Decatur. Real or just a funny bit? 
  • I received the most heartfelt handwritten thank you note yesterday. I greatly appreciated it. 
  • In a (kind of) weird move, attorney Pete Schulte, who you'll see on the news all the time, has decided not to run for Dallas County Sheriff after saying that he would. But sometimes the best decisions are made upon reflection. 
  • That Trump federal judge nominee who couldn't answer basic questions at his hearing decided to say, "No thanks. I'll go away."
    The Executioner (Who Is Also A Republican)
  • For those not familiar with litigation, civil or criminal, asking "What is a Motion in Liminie?" is the equivalent of asking, "What letter comes after C?"
  • A Fort Worth police officer has been terminated for unnecessarily roughing up and ordering the tasing of a black woman.
  • That derailed Amtrak train was doing "80 in a 30" mile per hour zone? 
  • I'm no foreign affairs experts, but reports early this morning that Yemen rebels fired a ballistic missile into the capitol of Saudi Arabia, who claims to have shot it down, is not good. Not good at all. World War I started because of far less. 
  • There's now a Trump talking robot in the "Hall of Presidents" at Disney World. (Which, by the way, prevented me from seeing the entire show a few weeks back because he was being installed.)
    Some have noticed a similarity 
  • And Another:

  • Jerry Jones' defense of the Carolina Panthers owner who has to sell his team because of sexual misconduct is not a good look. And Jerry probably needs to "tread lightly."

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are they done tearing down the racist statues?

Anonymous said...

You misspelled "D". And by that, I mean you misspelled "in limine."

Schulte's a complete tool that just figured out he's not electable as Sheriff in a regular/full term (and probably not for the unexpired term, either). He'd have to wind up his criminal defense practice for a few months on the job, in best case.

He was pushing his only qualification -- he said, basically, that being white and male was going against him, but at least he's gay.

Anonymous said...

I dont know about any of that but that JP2 lady on the sign at Trinty and Hale Street gives me sexy eyes every morning!

Anonymous said...

I’m a woman. All this sexual misconduct & sexual harassment is way out out of hand. To me it’s she said/he said. I feel bad for men. I like getting compliments. I like giving compliments. I guess that’s history.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Triple Fake... said...

"What letter comes after C?"
Almost all of them

Anonymous said...

Decals like those on the car in Decatur are so you can stay far away from the owner.

Much like Moon Hoaxer Websites, Alien Abductions, etc.

DF Carl Sagan

Anonymous said...

Very poor likeness of Trump. I wonder if the others are as bad.

Anonymous said...

The difference between a common thief and Jimmy Swaggert is Jimmy snatches watches.

Anonymous said...

9:57 -

They are. For example, here's Obama:
http://www.capnwacky.com/brodie/thedisneyrevue/obamasinhallofpresidents.jpg

And here's W:
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5a391f78b0bcd51d198b5ada-1088/screen%20shot%202017-12-19%20at%2091531%20am.png

To be fair, it's difficult to sculpt a "perfect" likeness of someone we see every day on TV over many years (while they age), as opposed to sculpting a likeness of someone whose appearance we only know from a painting on canvas.

Anonymous said...

I want to purchase my health care insurance from the same government that runs Amtrak.

Anonymous said...

9:13: So, you okay with men touching your private parts at work? Or only getting a raise if you perform sexual favors? I'm glad that the light is bringing this bad behavior out in the open. It goes way beyond compliments and you are making excuses to try to keep the status quo.

Anonymous said...

@12:01
That's not what she said sweetie. Let's work on those reading comprehension skills.

DF Dishonorable Alex Kozinski
PS... Not one mention of me at all counselor? I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

12:01

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS.

Anonymous said...

Walked in on his teacher wife in bed with a teen? I am sure there is an innocent explanation. They were probably just resting in between tutoring sessions. Yea, that must be it. Tutoring sessions.

DF Navin Johnson

Anonymous said...

A robot Trump? what's next - robot cockroaches and robot bedbugs? Sometimes technology is not a good thing. The real McCoy is lousy enough.

DF Robbie the Robot

Anonymous said...

The Sinaloa Cartel and the Los Zetas get into a major shootout and severely damage/ destroy one another.
Yemen fired a misleading at Saudi Arabia.............
See how that works Barry?
No loss either way....
Yemen- major terrorist recruitment country.
Saudi - covert money provider for clandestine terrorist operations.


Not Sam

Anonymous said...

My wife came home from work crying because she said a man made a sexual pass at her on a crowded elevator by saying that her hair smelled pretty. When I told her that was nothing to cry about, she told me that he was a midget.

Anonymous said...

But for the hair, animatronic Trump looks exactly like Dan McDowell. No one knows who Dan McDowell is however. McDowell works for a media company that filed for bankrupty protection. Some say that McDowell looks like a more feminine version of Paula Poundstone.

Anonymous said...

12:12, I know that the big words I used confused you. You and 9:13 are part of the problem. Get out of the way of progress and go to your family reunion to get compliments that will make you feel good.

HarveyLee said...

Would like to see a close up of the girl facing away from the camera across the pool.

Anonymous said...

9:57 - Trump is a poor likeness of Trump.

Anonymous said...

"That Trump federal judge nominee who couldn't answer basic questions at his hearing decided to say, "No thanks. I'll go away."

He would have been better qualified to be a community organizer.

Anonymous said...

The Trump robot looks like Hillary.

Anonymous said...

If you received a heartfelt thank you note, especially if it is hand written, you are a lucky man. So rare these days. Most people think a thanks or a like on facebook is sufficient.

Anonymous said...

11:26
Thank you for those links. I agree that Obama and W are not great likenesses, but do you agree that both of them are more flattering than Trump's?

Anonymous said...

Jerry Jones is a sexist & racist. I hope they do force him to sell. Never could stand the jerk.