The Campaign For DA

12.18.2017

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • High Crimes:
  • This guy is losing it. I don't even know what that means. Edit: Man, I had no idea how many of you "New Covenant" guys like to pick and choose from the Old Testament. (My favorite verse is that eating shellfish is an "abomination".)  And I kind of remember something about Jesus saying, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's." But what do I know? And that First Amendment thing actually means something. 
  • Speaking of losing their minds, Junior is truly losing it. And Cruz isn't far behind. 
  • And Ted Cruz thought it would be a good idea to attack Mark Hamill on this of all weekends. Hamill responded by pointing out that Cruz misspelled his name and reminded him that his Twitter account has tweeted out porn before. Specifically, "Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."
  • I have, amazingly, never seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape. I caught the last 20 minutes of it over the weekend and it looked great.
  • Boise State receivers doing a dance move before a play was bizarre. And, even though they scored, it really didn't have any impact on the defense. (And the one guy needs to learn how to tackle.)
  • It doesn't look good for John McCain.
  • The Ecstasy Ewok is one weird guy: 
  • Sarah Palin's son was arrested for domestic violence. 
  • We now have a federal appellate judge resign after "inappropriate sexual conduct or comments.
  • Of all the weird moments in the Cowboys game last night, the fake punt might have been the weirdest. That might be most non-Jason Garrett call I've ever seen. 
  • Sometimes you just have to think things through. 
  • The Carolina Panthers are up for sale after allegations of "sexual misconduct" surfaced. I wonder if any other NFL owners are nervous. (Side note: And it will be great to learn the fair market value of an NFL franchise.)
  • One of the most interesting things about the Precinct 3 Constable election in Wise County is that someone is running named "Terry Terry." The campaign should simply be, "Terry Terry! Dilly Dilly!"



53 comments:

Anonymous said...

THE GUY IS LOSING IT FOR QUOTING A BIBLE VERSE?

I GUESS THE KORAN WASN'T AVAIL AT THE TIME GREEN. I AM SURE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE AN ISSUE WITH HIM QUOTING THAT.

Anonymous said...

FMV OF PANTHERS = 3MM DOLLARS

wordkyle said...

BG, you imply that Cruz simply attacked Mark Hamill out of the blue. Are you just going to ignore that Hamill previously attacked FCC chairman Ajit Pai? Cruz was in fact defending Pai with his tweet to Hamill.

Sin of omission, creating a false impression, just to take a political dig. You're better than that, counselor.

Anonymous said...

So when the rest of the Oklahoma strippers come out of the woodwork and say Jerry inappropriately touched them we will finally have a new GM?

Why Guy said...

Good job on RTG -- refreshing.

Anonymous said...

If you do not know what Dr. Jeffress is saying, you might consider a little basic Bible class. I am thinking you didn't get a Sunday School attendance pin this year.

Anonymous said...

I'm usually with you on the 'high crimes' stuff, but that case was pretty big. They basically got them on a lesser charge. My understanding is that they were taking hundreds of fish illegally on a regular basis, and that should piss us all off.

I don't even, when it comes to Jeffress. Some day I hope he answers one of your twitter questions.

I actually think Trump Jr's expression is pretty funny in that picture. It's a terrible cookie, and I think it deserves that look. I also can't wait for his indictment to come down. I hope it's before Christmas.

And Republicans all over the country have been checking vote totals without McCain. Party of Family Values, amirate?

Sarah Palin's kid: Party of Family Values, amirate?

Did the Cowboys go Aggie on us? Haven't watched a game in years. I decided that if they weren't going to take a knee, I wasn't going to watch.

Rage

Anonymous said...

We beat the dope-smokin, much despised Oregon- all that matters- dance moves or no.
Baylor playing in the Acme rape kit bowl?

Not Sam

Anonymous said...

Green has already started his holiday break. Pure drivel today.

To re-write a line from a Hee-Haw song:
"if it weren't for big boobs, you'd have no blog at all, whoa......gloom, despair, and agony on me!"

Anonymous said...

Regarding Jeffress, I would point you towards Isaiah 9:6. I know the Bible is nonsense to an enlightened man such as yourself, but come on man.

Anonymous said...

Jeffress is an imbecile, but he’s quoting the Bible here. Heck, it’s probably even more famous from its inclusion in Handel’s Messiah which is always worth a listen this time of year.

Triple Fake... said...

Mark Hamill could have come back with a great Skywalker quote from The Last Jedi: "Everything you just said is wrong."

"... the fake punt might have been the weirdest. That might be most non-Jason Garrett call I've ever seen."
Uh, you must have forgot about that time earlier in the season where the punter completed a pass on a fake punt. It got called back for a penalty, but it was the same situation. They even mentioned it last night after that play.

We already know the value of all pro sports teams. Forbes puts out a list every year. Under the circumstances, the market value of the Panthers may have dropped, and potential buyers will lowball their offers because he's eager to sell

Dilly dilly!

Anonymous said...

Your edit pretending to know that was a Bible verse makes you look more foolish. Stop. Just stop.

Anonymous said...

No he really isn't.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, any hezbollah obama DEA news today? Iranian nuke deal?

You Leftist really are despicable creatures.

Baylor Too said...

Regarding the Jeffress quote, Green has obviously never listened to Handel's Messiah.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

That first amendment isn't relevant to that verse in the slightest there slick.

Anonymous said...

Barry, here's your little Sunday school lesson for the day. The laws regarding shellfish etc. were part of the Law of Moses, which was fulfilled with the coming of Jesus Christ as the promised Messiah and him being the great and final sacrifice. So, the Law of Moses is no longer relevant, having been replaced with the higher law of the Gospel. But that is totally different compared to looking at prophecies given by prophets of the coming forth of the Messiah, which is what is being quoted from the prophet Isaiah, of which those prophecies were fulfilled in the advent of Jesus Christ. Your Caesar quote is Christ referring to the respectful notion that government has it's place and should be regarded as such. But I believe and have been taught that Isaiah's reference to "the government being on his shoulders", refers to when the second coming occurs that will begin His millennial reign, and He will be the government and reign those thousand years. Can't wait to read your blog during that time. :)

Anonymous said...

"Sin of omission, creating a false impression, just to take a political dig."

I cracked up when I read that line since that is that particular poster's MO.

Anonymous said...

Rage, There is more good news about Obammy's economy. You must be so proud. Now get back to work, those fries ain't gonna cook themselves.

Anonymous said...

"And the government will be on his shoulders" I think that's the strange thing about the tweet not that a preacher tweeted a Bible verse. Am I right?

Anonymous said...

wordkyle said "Sin of omission, creating a false impression, just to take a political dig. You're better than that, counselor." NO, he's not. . . .

wordkyle said...

1008 - Since I'm "that particular poster," I'd love to see examples of what you're talking about. Or, more accurately, I'd love to see you try to provide examples. Since you went to the trouble of posting your unsupported opinion, I'm sure you won't have any trouble with that, will you?

Anonymous said...

9:02 Funny Line - brightened my day.

Andy Stevenson said...

The physical 1000 year earthly reign of Jesus is figurative language. The next time we see Jesus, the whole place is going up in flames for eternity.

Anonymous said...

Wrodkyle's comments make my weiner soft.

Anonymous said...

".....And, even though they scored, it really didn't have any impact on the defense. "....

And you know this because??

Anonymous said...

10:29

I don't have to be specific, because you generalize all the time.

The following is the criteria that all your posts fall into:

Dems and Libs do nothing right, and everything wrong

Repubs do everything right, and nothing wrong

The End

I noticed you stayed silent on the Alabama Senate race. I bet you had a dozy of a post lined up and ready to post, right up to the point where Jones was declared the winner.

Anonymous said...

@11:38. You failed. Out host is far more guilty of what you accuse Wordy of but in the other direction.

Goober's Friend Andy said...

Speaking of tackling in the Boise St. game:

If you want to see a text book one on one open field form tackle, look for a video of the one Bridgeport's Colin Jones put on a Packers receiver yesterday. It was a classic take down and I'm not really partial to either team.

Anonymous said...

11:38’s life would have been different if Daddy had stayed.

Anonymous said...

Andy: The flames will accompany Christ in His second coming where everything evil will be burned, but that will mark the beginning of the millennium, which is not figurative...according to Rev. 20:4-8. It would appear to be quite literal.

wordkyle said...

1138 - So you couldn't find any examples. Thanks for letting everyone know.

Anonymous said...

Moral vs Ceremonial law
There is a difference between moral law and ceremonial law. A lot of people cite prohibitions against things like eating shellfish as evidence that Leviticus is just full of random nonsense. That supposition then gets turned into "it's OK to be gay" or other things being debated in today's society.
Those are laws specifically for the Israelites about remaining ceremonially clean for entering the Temple and offering sacrifices to God. Those ceremonial laws are combined with moral laws in the Old Testament.
Moral laws carry forward in the New Testament as teachings of Christ, while the ceremonial laws are separated. Hence, homosexuality (against the Old Testament laws) is carried forward in the New Testament as violating moral laws (Corinthians, Romans, Timothy).
It's certainly not the ONLY sin carried forward, nor is it necessarily worse than an other sin. In Timothy, it says, "The law is for people who are sexually immoral, or who practice homosexuality, or are slave traders, liars, promise breakers, or who do anything else that contradicts the wholesome teaching."
So...all our sins are things we need to examine. Been checking out too many RTGs? Mocking folks? Getting angry over politics? Calling names? Advent is a great time for confession!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, old Ted misspelled Hamill's name in his tweet-
Did you mention Hamill started the fight?
Did you mention Cruz schooled Hamill that Darth Vader would have been for government/corporate control of the internet (and just about everything else)?

Never miss giving the whole story to make your point though.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to Barry’s eventual psychotic break.

Anonymous said...

How will Green respond to the sexual harrassment charges filed on him?

Anonymous said...

That guy behind the RTG in the pool may need to remain in the water for a while. I think you guys know what I'm talking about.

DF Lifeguard

Anonymous said...

Hey, it was just a fish story. Why do I have to go to jail?

DF Criminal Fisherman

Anonymous said...

So a question about the teacher possibly marrying the 16 year old. Would she have to sign the permission slip sent home for the young lad to go on field trip for her school class that he was enrolled in since she would be his closest relative at the time? Man, that makes my brain hurt.

DF TEA Administrator in Charge of Bad Behaving Teachers

Anonymous said...

We would never rat Jerry out. He tips too good.

DF Oklahoma Strippers
df we're just girls who can't say no (sung to the tune from the movie Oklahoma!)

Anonymous said...

Question: could Jerry buy the Carolina franchise for Stephen so Jerry could keep being the big dog with the Dallas franchise? Just wondering.

DF Jason Garrett
df looking at future employment options

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, did someone forget to pay the electric bill?

DF Atlanta Airport

Anonymous said...

Stupid, stupid, stupid. If I told those Trump staff idiots once, I told them a thousand times. Never write it down. Never. Scooter will bear me out on that.

DF Dick Cheney
DF the 43rd and a half President of the U.S.

Anonymous said...

Oh Jesus, tell me Isaih isn't a freaking millennial...I can't stand millennials!!!

Andy Stevenson said...

There are two primary schools of thought regarding Revelation. One is that it is literal and the other that it is figurative. I ascribe to the latter based on the panoply of scripture.

Jerry Falwell Jr., Jr. said...

Wait till Jeffress buys a plantation in Guyana and offers Kool-aid..


too soon?

Anonymous said...

If there is something one is not responsible for are his parents and his name.Have not read any comments yet but you must be bored ! Check with the community and see who these people are before you speak and it would make you appear more intelligent and informed !

Anonymous said...

How does one find the Justice dept deal on the fishermen ?

Anonymous said...

We would all be amazed at how many marriages in our own individual family trees involved ages and age ranges that would now be considered horrible and disgusting.

Anonymous said...

The problem with Jeffress is he is confusing “his” in the verse to Donald trump. Donald trump may not be the Antichrist but Jesus was for sure the “anti trump”. Too many Christians has confused Gods kingdom with an earthly kingdom. Jesus refused to fall for that temptation when the devil tempted Him in the dessert. Christians should also.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skipper. Stay woke!! Has Trump fired North Korea yet? Has Trump launched nukes into Sessions yet?