The Campaign For DA

9.27.2017

I Can't Stop Laughing


Mrs. LL's debit card got wet and stopped working and needed a new one. I was ordering one online and found out you could personalize them. You could use any picture. A faithful reader created this pic for me a couple of years back so I thought I'd do a bit and surprise her (to her horror.) I was going to be so excited to see her face when she opened up the bank envelope.

This is the response I got within one day.


Funny. So funny. I don't know if it is "provocative" or "sexual" that got me disqualified. I'll take either one.

(But it kind of makes me want to move three accounts. Let's lighten up a little bit.)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Submit a picture of you taking a knee in front of the flag. Apparently that's not offensive anymore.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

Anonymous said...

I think it's the offensive and obscene! lol

Anonymous said...

Holy smokes- that would have been awesome
The Man is always keeping you down!

Anonymous said...

Neither. It is obscene.

el chupacabra said...

Photo shop a red string tank top over it.
Still greatness.

Anonymous said...

That might be the least sexual image I've ever seen. Nothing about it says sexuality. In fact, it makes me want to join a monastery and lop off my genitals with a wheat thresher. And how does water disable a debit card? I thought they were all magnetically based.

Anonymous said...

If it helps- you are very provocatively sexual to me.

Sam Brows said...

Man, stepping all over your freedom of expression like that. Makes me want to take a knee.

Anonymous said...

I would have rejected it because of violence, towards animals.

Anonymous said...

Them people at First Financial have gaydar.

Harry Hamid said...

It would have been the greatest bank card ever. Sorry it didn't work out.

Anonymous said...

Just when I think there is no hope for you, you go and pull a wonderful stunt like that. Well done, BG.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Counselor, we have certain standards to uphold. We don't roll that way in Abilene.

- DF F. Scott

Anonymous said...

This made my day when I read it. But I think FFB completely misinterpreted my artistic expression.

Official Liberally Lean Photoshop Artist

Anonymous said...

The obscene part of that picture is the porn 'stache