The Campaign For DA

9.28.2017

The Drivers Were Obviously Paying Attention

There has never been worse driving than there is today. Watch your speed. Keep your distance. Look at your mirrors. Keep off* your phone. This is not hard.
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*The original version of this compelling and probable award winning post used the word "of" instead of "off". The Liberally Lean Editorial Staff apologizes for this egregious error. 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're one "f" short, and alas, I have no f's to give.

Anonymous said...

Keep of your phone!

Anonymous said...

Bus?
Stop.

Anonymous said...

Proof read much?

Triple Fake... said...


auto centipede?

Anonymous said...

Just ran by to see your post on Don Willette's nomination by Trump. You haven't posted about it so I assume either you (1) are busy puking; (2) are talking to a realtor about selling out and moving to Mexico; or (3) have passed out. I am contemplating all of the above.

Anonymous said...

texting