The Campaign For DA

5.18.2017

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • Wow. Former Fox News head and disgraced Roger Ailes has died
  • Wow Part 2: There may have been a Road Rage shooting in Richardson during rush hour this morning off of Central. Remember that I told you about the Sardine Theory the other day. 
  • I've never seen allergy "season" last for months like this. 
  • There's an unusual amount of coverage about a 14 year old girl from Forney killed after accidentally being run/ran over by a softball teammate. I only say "unusual" because there are tragedies like that every day which the media never mentions.
  • "Black hole sun. Won't you come. And wash away the rain." If you know those lyrics, you'll be  sad to learn that the singer of those lines died overnight
  • Mrs. LL has has a "one eye problem" which causes her to wear an eye patch every now and then. I make pirate jokes. She, in return, is not pleased.
  • "Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein has appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller to serve as special counsel to oversee the previously confirmed FBI investigation of Russian efforts to influence the 2016 presidential election and related matters." Finally!
  • When Trump doesn't tweet in the early morning hours it makes me think he's in a fetal position in depression.
  • And just as I wrote the above bullet point, this happened. Incredible: 
    Whataboutism!
  • And you guys dog me for not being able to spell. 
  • But wait, there's more! 
  • I'd pay money to see a Live Cam of Sean Spicer right now. 
  • At 7:30 this morning, Fox News' Dan Godwin expressed confusion as to why golfers at the Byron Nelson weren't on the 17th fairway. 
  • My Found Dog Problem yesterday was weird. I stayed home to take care of Mrs. LL so, since I had the time, I just hooked the Big Dog I found up to a tree in the front yard hoping the owner would come by. I took a seat and waited. The guy showed up within 10 minutes. Mrs. LL told me my idea was dumb and could not believe it worked. I agree. 
  • BagOfNothing once again advocates for Trump to Wag The Dog. The scary part is that I think he'll do it. 


32 comments:

Anonymous said...

RIP in the Superunknown

Anonymous said...

So in six months when Mueller says there is no evidence you will have a meltdown can't wait to read the blog that day!

Anonymous said...

Ha! I outlasted the jerk. I win and get it all.

DF Elizabeth Ailes

Anonymous said...

Will miss you Chris.

DF Soundgarden

Harry Hamid said...

Trump! I was sitting in a car once with a driver who tried to convince a police officer that the other cars on the road had been going even faster than the driver had. The police officer was not dissuaded from giving him a ticket.

I thought conservatives were opposed to people acting like victims.

Anonymous said...

In regard to Mrs LL's "One Eye Problem": Tell her to take the straw out before sipping her Starbucks latte. Eye problem solved!

DF Captain Jack Sparrow

Anonymous said...

The Found Big Dog never worried me.

DF The 22lb. Cat

Anonymous said...

Boy, look like I picked the wrong year to give up sniffing airplane glue.

DF Sean "Steve McCroskey" Spicer

Anonymous said...

We just invented a new drinking game. Everytime Trump says the word "fabulous", "greatest", or "amazing" - take a drink.

DF Director of Sales
DF Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Anonymous said...

President Snowflake

Anonymous said...

Jason Chaffetz on Fox last night:

"Where is the actual crime that they think they need a special prosecutor to prosecute?" he asked during an interview with Fox News host Tucker Carlson. Chaffetz went on to raise concerns during his Fox News appearance that Democrats will "politically exploit" the investigation.

Chaffetz also expressed fears that the likely length of the investigation would cause congressional Democrats to "politically exploit this on a daily drumbeat, making up theories, making up stories, trying to get somebody to grab onto a piece of meat and say, ‘Oh, this is true.’

"[Mueller] is going to be essentially silent over the next – I don’t know how long," Chaffetz went on. "Six months? Two years? I don’t know."

And, Mr. Chaffetz, had Clinton been elected, how long would your committee's investigations gone on? I seem to recall you saying that you had a plan for it to go on years? And your party didn't politically exploit the last one (BENGAZI!) did you?

This isn't an attack on the Republican party, I just don't like that backboneless, sniveling two-faced arrogant representative from UT. And yes, I've met him, so this is first hand dislike on a personal level.

Whew, I feel better now.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? A butt-hurt teenage girl who feels everyone is picking on her is our Commander-In-Chief? Give us a break!

DF Coast Guard Academy Grads

mzchief said...

Someone needs to tell Trump, "When the entire world is gunning for you, STOP HANDING OUT BULLETS".

From the outset I knew Trump was crazy but how could anyone know Trump is this much of a dumbass?

However, for all the crazy that's being thrown down in D.C. these days, thus far Trump has done NOTHING.

I said long ago, I'd rather have Crazy than Evil because MOST of what Trump wants to do is insane or unconstitutional and will NEVER happen, unlike Evil who would have been able to accomplish all of her evil schemes.

Anonymous said...

Did you actually talk to the guy who picked up the dog...maybe it was stolen. I thank you for your good deed of keeping it safe until it's owner(hopefully) found it.

Anonymous said...

"There's an unusual amount of coverage about a 14 year old girl from Forney killed after accidentally being run/ran over by a softball teammate. I only say "unusual" because there are tragedies like that every day which the media never mentions."

Read that out loud and think about the absurdity of what you're saying. Are people killed in run-of-the-mill car accidents every day? Of course. But a 14 year old being accidentally run over by a team mate is very unusual.

""Black hole sun. Won't you come. And wash away the rain." If you know those lyrics, you'll be sad to learn that the singer of those lines died overnight."

If you were alive and listened to the radio, you know those lyrics and I don't know that you had to love the band and be sad that Cornell died. That was probably one of the 5 most popular rock songs of the 90s.

And I think you're misinterpreting Keith by saying he's "advocating" wagging the dog. He's just saying it gives Trump the best chance for re-election. And don't tell me it isn't possible. Did anyone think Bush's landslide in 2004 was possible?

Anonymous said...

The good news is that the democrats can now shut up about a special counsel being appointed. The bad news for the democrats is that Susan Rice and Ben Rhodes should be very nervous. The people that leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times should flee to Mexico.

Anonymous said...

Instead of investigate the Russians we should send them a thank you card and a case of vodka. If someone outed your spouse for cheating on you, why be upset with them?

Anonymous said...

Skippy, you are quite the philosopher. There has never been a road rage shooting in Dallas before you just happened to mention it the other day!!

P.S. I'm allergic to sardines.

Anonymous said...

The Soundgarden singer was found with a band around his neck. Maybe the band members should be asked how he died.

Anonymous said...

Whenever I missed a make-able putt at Rivercrest or Colonial I would crank up Soundgarden on the Walkman and Chris Cornell's voice would bring me out of that dark place.

Man, you guys will never know the hell I went through in my formative years.


Country Club Corky

Anonymous said...

Single greatest witch hunt in American political history? Well, you know, sometimes witches are real. We speak from experience.

DF Dorothy & DF Toto

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen the Comey memo that said Trump told him to stop the Flynn investigation? And if Trump did try to obstruct justice, Comey was obligated to immediately tell the Justice Dept. On May 3rd, Comey testified before Congress that no one tried to stop him from investigating Flynn. Anyone think Comey might be a disgruntled former FBI chief? I have a memo that I wrote to myself that says Skippy beats his wife. Does that make it true?

Anonymous said...

Nothing on the "Arab NATO" Trump wants to form and make the largest arms sale in history?

DF Israel

Anonymous said...

11:17: Comey was asked about impeding the Russian investigation. He has said that it is separate from the Flynn investigation. So, yes, he was being truthful with his answer. What about Republicans thinking that Trump was on Putin's payroll and allowing him to go forward in the election? Who would have thought that Republicans would be such Commie Lovers. Red Party over country, huh fellas?

Anonymous said...

Brian Johnson will now take over Soundagrden on vocals

Anonymous said...

Could we just speed things up and have Pence visit now instead of the current short-timer? Would sure make things simpler later when the Donald leaves office soon to "spend more time with his family".

DF Israel
DF Saudi Arabia
DF Italy
DF Belgium
DF Vatican City

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't Baylor been kicked out of the Big 12?

Anonymous said...

12:21, You didn't have an answer as to whether anyone had seen his memo. The Republicans(Never Trumpers)that thought Trump was on Putin's payroll are worth about the same as liberal weenie snowflakes. A warm bucket of spit. How much did the Clinton Mafia Foundation benefit from the approved sale of uranium to the Russians by Hitlary?

Anonymous said...

12:21, Comey was asked about "any investigation" not just about the Russian or Flynn investigation. He never said that the Russian investigation was seperate from the Flynn investigation. So yes he was being truthful with his answer and was lying if he actually wrote that Trump asked him to drop his investigation of Flynn.

Anonymous said...

604 tell us how much the Clintons made with the sale. You tell us. We don't know, but would like to.

Anonymous said...

8:39, Ever heard of Google?

Goober said...

Hey 12:21
How about Reagan selling guns to Iran to finance an illegal war in Central America? Hell, how about Eisenhower & the Dulles Bros. helping Nazi gestopo death camp commanders escapet to THIS country to work for theCIA? How far back you want to dig up, stupid? Your problem is you got played and are now what is known as a Trump Chump. And you want to blame everyone but yourself. FOOL!!!