The Campaign For DA

5.19.2017

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • It was a crazy day at the Capitol yesterday especially after Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein met with the Senate behind closed doors. A million reporters it seemed were trying to corner every Senator coming out the meeting, and it was right out of House of Cards
  • I love it when Trump says, "Believe me!"
  • The greatest job in the world right now has to be a Congressional intern whose boss will tell her or him what is going on behind the scenes. 
  • Which way do you face in the shower? I can't imagine a more obvious answer. 
  • He will "reveal"?
  • The Kid In Rwanda says she has a stomach ache and has been throwing up. Mrs. LL is freaking out. 
  • That guy: 
  • A tree at my dad's lake house blew down. A neighbor sent a crew over with chainsaws to chop it up and haul it away. Wise County roots run deep. 
  • One of my favorite movies is Love, Actually but the scene where Billy Bob Thornton plays the woman grabbing arrogant U.S. President has a new meaning. 
  • Fox News turned into Alex Jones and InfoWars last night. 
  • Local Fox 4 News last night spent the first 9  minutes dedicated to non-existent storms. (Poor Brandon Todd had to report nothing on the scene from Grapevine. (They put a tarp over an ATM for protection!).
  • There's a judge in the Wise County Courthouse who has pointed out that if I predict failure on the Rangers they immediately turn their game around. 
  • Pete Delkus was upset when viewers noted he screwed up the forecast last night: 
  • And he got madder: 
  • Trump said yesterday that he is the victim of "witch hunt." 
  • A meal described "with all the fixings" is a phrase I haven't heard in years. (It's in today's Update.) 

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

That blonde is a man.

Anonymous said...

Fixins

Favorite tweet from yesterday:

"As the Congressman from Salem Mass., I can confirm that this is false."

Anonymous said...

Non-existent storms? At around 9:30 last night? Then why was there lightning and thunder and rain and very strong winds in north Fort Worth at that time? Why did two of my backyard chairs blow over during that time. There WAS a storm in Tarrant County and Denton County last night, before bedtime.

Anonymous said...

I am communicating with God at this moment, and using ESP I am mentioning to God that what God did just doesn't make sense, and I'd prefer that God change it, or make it go away, or at least reveal himself to the people who are suffering so much because of his plan for them. In other words, "prayers" for the people hit in New York.

Anonymous said...

Delkus really is just a less successful, powerless Trump, isn't he?

Anonymous said...

What a blog lie. A "non-existent" storm sure seemed to develop and exist over Tarrant County last night at around 9:00. Either that, or Thor was pissed off about something.

Anonymous said...

What's there to reveal? You get to heaven by doing good works on earth. I thought that was a biblical given or maybe its my parochial school upbringing.

Anonymous said...

Barry is a fool.

Anonymous said...

WISE COUNTY OWNS TRUMP!!

Anonymous said...

I have informed God that, based upon an event I noticed in the news, that I want God to what God wants to do. By doing this, I then can tell others that I am "on top of things" and have spoken to God about yet another story that makes me sad, and that based upon my recommendation to God, now God will go to that situation God created, and continue to do whatever pleases God. In other words, I prayed for the victims.

Anonymous said...

Sure was a lot of non-lightning and non-thunder last night in Keller at about 9 PM.

Harry Hamid said...

I face down, of course.

But if you were as impressive as I am, you would too.

Anonymous said...

Reading the Delkus twitter post (2nd one), we don't have to worry about him changing careers to be an English teacher!

Anonymous said...

You're trolling us again with that RTG picture!

Anonymous said...

The wind flipped over one trailer of a FedEx truck on 114 near Rhome last night around 9.

Ernest T said...

Delkus is too thin-skinned and I keep waiting for when he is finally going to lose it. He needs to be a little tough to deal with complaints when they miss it so badly like last night. He lets it get to him too easily.

Are we going to hear about Delkus up on Reunion Tower with an AR-15 sometime?

Anonymous said...

Fake Weather Reports!

DF President (for now) Donald Trump

Anonymous said...

That RTG on the left has more testosterone than I do.

DF Lt Gov Dan Patrick

Anonymous said...

We have all been trolled. The first 100 days of Trump's presidency has just been a set-up for three new NBC reality shows in the Fall:

1. Washington D. C. 2017 - Welcome to Crazytown
2. Moscow on the Potomoc
3. How rich can we get before the Revolution kicks in?

Don't miss it!

DF Brandon Tartikoff from the Grave

Anonymous said...

The back and forth between Senator Elizabeth Warren and Treasury Secretary Steven (call me Mooch) Mnuchin during a hearing was pure greatness. Love the answer: Yes, we want to break up big banks, except we don't want to. Our government is really looking out for us.

DF Daddy Warbucks & Other Rich Folks

Anonymous said...

Barry, a word of advice during your lovely wife's ocular issues. Don't haul out the old "would I, would I - harelip, harelip" joke. I can promise she won't see the humor.

DF Speaking from Experience and have the bandage to prove it

Anonymous said...

God Hates Rhome and loves UPS

Anonymous said...

RTG (the one on the left) dude looks like a lady!

DF Steven Tyler

Anonymous said...

Trump did more on his first day in office fulfilling his promises that ding bat Obama did in eight years of vacations. "Believe me."

Anonymous said...

Hey, can I borrow your cell phone for a moment? My wife took mine away.

DF Anthony Weiner

Anonymous said...

Difference on the witch hunt is that Woodward and Bernstein checked multiple sources, had credible witnesses. Now all you need is a disgruntled employee and a rumor.

I'd be worried too if my kid had Ebola.

Why Guy said...

Really?

mzchief said...

Leave it to BU-bear to go to BikiniCladTrans.com for today's Random Thoughts "Girl."

Anonymous said...

"There's a judge in the Wise County Courthouse who has pointed out that if I predict failure on the Rangers they immediately turn their game around."


Spin move!

Anonymous said...

Get a picture of the kid in Rwanda throwing up. It'll be great.

Anonymous said...

Barrys going to look like the thing on the right in a year or so if he keeps up his political BS.

Anonymous said...

RTG........WTF

Anonymous said...

Hallelujah..... Amen! Pass around the plate again! Reverend Jeffress saves you when you do good works! That translates to pay him some money!

John Holmes' Ghost said...

My meat cannon is very disappointed today in your choice of RTG... half stiff only.

Triple Fake... said...

You've spent too much time in cosmopolitan Tarrant County. "with all the fixin's" is still common language in the WC.
(WCMess: it's fixin's! If you spell it with a 'g' on the end, you ain't from around Boonsville, or anywhere near here! In spite of any journalism degree you may have)

I gotta agree with all the comments about the blonde RTPerson. And now that makes me suspect the one on the right, too! Kinda muscular in a questionable way

Anonymous said...

Is Tarrant County suddenly not part of the Metroplex? Since when was Delkus wrong? Heck he doesn't even seem to know that he was right. Or, was the lightning, thunder, rain and high wind last night just my imagination? Or maybe it only counts when it's in Dallas or Plano.

Anonymous said...

You liberals are behaving like the fools you are.
Especially the faux professionally educated blog owner

Sam Brows said...

If I want to get all of me clean, is face front for a while, then I don't. if i'm only concerned with getting myself half clean, then I face in the direction I want cleaned. Was that the obvious answer?

Anonymous said...

Barry is just a loser from Wise county who used to listen to New Order.

Anonymous said...

I want to know if Barry's former roommate is ready to admit he got duped by the Trump propaganda machine? (But if I remember he was also a loyal nixon supporter)

Anonymous said...

Barry has some hope now. He feels good for the first time in months.

Anonymous said...

RTG on the left is a dude and the one on the right well I wouldn't care !

I'd do her n the courthouse square ! Don't laugh I've done it before different girl

Anonymous said...

Uh, Barry what up with the random thoughts boys...

Anonymous said...

All the fixins sounds simultaneously disgusting and retarded.

Anonymous said...

Which way do I face in the shower? No specific direction. The shower head is directly overhead, not mounted on the wall.

Anonymous said...

I put my little foot out and turn my self around until I am clean in the shower...so I suppose I face in all four directions of my square shower.

Anonymous said...

Both gals (?) are gross. The person on the left gives me nightmares. The one on the right just makes me throw up.

Anonymous said...

haha 158, 134, 115, 1249, you are pathetic if all you got to fo do is punch keys and bad mouth the host. It would benefit your warped mental health to only visit Word's blog.

Anonymous said...

There was a storm. What's with the "non-existent" comment? Total lie. Why?