The Campaign For DA

1.20.2017

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • The Accidental President will be inaugurated today in the rain. I've got it DVR'd. I chose Fox News as the channel. (Mrs. LL is going to have a very bad evening when I get home as she watches me watch it.)
  • And this performance by Three Doors Down and Trump's reaction may be an omen (almost classified as a "must watch"):
  • And if that isn't a bad omen, this is: 
    "I talked about Two Corinthians."
  • Hey, I will go on record: I absolutely believed Trump's run for the Presidency was a joke and never dreamed he would get elected. He's a fraud. He's a con man. He's a pathological liar. He deceived honest and good people and friends of mine to get elected. He's immoral. He's dumber than me. This is Idiocracy come true. And he might get us killed.  Other than that, this is a great day for America. 
  • My great administrative assistant wore all black today. 
  • The death of Brian Loncar, the "Texas Hammer", was ruled "accidental" cocaine overdose. Uh, tell me how in the world the ME's office can come to any opinion as to whether it was accidental, intentional, reckless or negligent.
  • The New York Times did a "36 Hours in Galveston" article. I'm interested. 
  • I keep screwing up my investment list. I'm officially at four:  Drones. Virtual Reality. Edible legal weed. Driverless cars.
  • There was a horrible fire in Tehran, Iran that killed 20 firefighters. (I'll save everyone time. Some moron will comment and call them "towel heads" and tell us we shouldn't care. It's probably a guy who lectures us that "every life is precious." )
  • Place your bets on which occurs first: (1) Trump's "wall", (2) The Montague DA following the law and releasing to the Messenger the open records regarding the drug dog shooting, (3) The Waco DA getting a conviction in any of the Twin Peaks Biker cases. That is one hard bet. I might want to add another category regardless of how old you are: (4) Dying.
  • Fox News consulting a legal expert, Judy Judy:
  • Trump's transition team inquired about tanks/missile launchers for inaugural parade. Haven't we seen that before?
  • Who is he referring to? Three Doors Down, Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood or someone else?
  • Someone commented yesterday about a phrase that drives me crazy: "Driving is a privilege."  You are an American. You own this country. You own your car. You pay taxes for roads. And the government tells you they are granting you a "privilege?" And smart people who are conservative actually buy into that crap. 
  • The last two appeals I had that went to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals I have won. I've got a third one in the hopper which is currently pending before the Fort Worth Court of Appeals on a Motion for Rehearing. It may very well end up being my third win in a row. I told Mrs. LL that if I win it I'm going to get an upper back tattoo of the Southwest Third citations which caused her to scream, "Oh no you are not!!!!"
  • She also said yesterday, "You realize you just put on a leather jacket, are growing your hair out, and are about to get in a Camaro." I looked at her and said, "Honey Badger."
  • Yep, I am an old man screaming at the clouds today. And it feels pretty good.

69 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir, Trump is no "accidental" President
The People have spoken
Happy Days are here again

wordkyle said...

Bad Loser Syndrome today, counselor. When your spit starts flying like this it sort of diminishes the possibility that you may have an occasional reasonable thought.

Anonymous said...

Please do you really think Clinton was a better choice ?

Ernest T said...

So are we going to have 4 (or maybe even 8) years of you crying daily about President Trump and making all sorts of ridiculous claims like Trump being the "accidental president?"

Anonymous said...

Must be nice being dumber than you. Oh wait how do people become Billionaires being dumb.... hmmm idk if you are so smart why u still in wise county? dang sure not a billionaire lmfao damn Libtards

Anonymous said...

Honey Badger does all the work while the others eat the scraps.

Anonymous said...

Titty baby
Get u a pacifier and stick it in your mouth and suck.

Anonymous said...

I would love to be a billionaire dumbass!!!! Should dumb and billionaire be in same sentence? Oh please help me #honeybadger

Anonymous said...

Please do you really think Clinton was a better choice ? - 8:51

Than only 1 other person. OK, 2. Throw Ted Cruz in there as well.

Anonymous said...

How does it feel Green? Now you know the hell on earth we have lived with the last 8 years. Watching you rail away each day gives me immense pleasure. Our long national nightmare is over and it is amazing how close we got to being completely ruined by those like you who hate this country. The forgotten American has spoken, we have taken back what is rightfully ours, and Mr Trump is going to shove it down your f*#@ing throats so hard your gag reflex will be forever broken! I'm glad you have turned so angry over this and I hope you and your cronies turn violent showing off your true colors. I want to see you Hillary lovers dead in the street with police bullets in your head.

Anonymous said...

Hey you know Melania Trump is a "HEY NOW!!"

Anonymous said...

Brian Loncar was "The Strong Arm"

Anonymous said...

What a great day the sun is brighter the Muslim is out of office people will start going back to the bathroom that they are supposed to be in! 20-30 years from now people will look back at the last 8 years and wonder how a man who opposed everything America stood for got elected.

Why Guy said...

Hobbits?

Anonymous said...

Your opinions of Trump describes Clinton.....I'm not saying he is going down in history next to Lincoln as a great president, but the description describes a politician through and through. If you does kill us all at least it will be quick and direct, not like the last 8 years or if Clinton in the White House. You liberals have allowed a slow death to us and the country by being politically correct, don't hurt my feelings, give me a trophy, open our borders and don't judge me attitudes. At least if Trump goes nuclear it will be quick unlike being a POW in our own country due to open borders and our 2nd amendment takin away. At least admit that Clinton turned her back and released vital information that resulted in DEATH to our people.....

Anonymous said...

Hey, I will go on record: I absolutely believed Trump's run for the Presidency was a joke and never dreamed he would get elected. He's a fraud. He's a con man. He's a pathological liar. He deceived honest and good people and friends of mine to get elected. He's immoral. He's dumber than me. This is Idiocracy come true. And he might get us killed. Other than that, this is a great day for America.

What hateful things to say. I wish you had been raised better.

Anonymous said...

Worst can rant and rave for eight years, but as soon as BG makes a list of his issues, he's angry and spitting.

Get over it Wordy. BG has said the election process was fair and square. Just that the elected is a fraud.

And nobody is going to be more disappointed in what he fails to do than the tea party types. He's broken every promise so far. Nothing angry or frothing about pointing hat out.

Says a lot about your morals that you gloss over it, though.

Anonymous said...

Your hatred and contempt for the hard working American's that elected Trump is telling. You are no different, no better than the alt-right, the white supremacists and racists that you folks told us were the reason he was elected. You bought into that elitist attitude and truly look down upon people that likely make up your clientele. You have bared your soul here and showed your true character. You are a petty, contemptuous man whose heart is hardened. YOU DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL OCCUPY THE MORAL HIGH GROUND ON WHICH YOU PLACED YOURSELF! This election was as much your fault for carrying that elitist torch so long, so in a way Trump is yours...you own him!

Anonymous said...

Jim Adler is the Texas Hammer, he is still alive.

Anonymous said...

9:01 How do you really feel!!! Don't hold back! I can take it!!!!!!

DF Bubear

Anonymous said...

You are approaching the depression stage of grief. Today's ramblings were clearly the peak of your bargaining phase. Get help if you need it Barry.

Anonymous said...

Wow Barry, you are super negative today. Get over yourself, Negative Nellie!! And to actually admit you are going to watch the DVR'd inauguration this evening and act like a tit REALLY show how immature you are acting. Trump supporter or not, suck it up like the rest of us!!

Anonymous said...

Someone commented yesterday about a phrase that drives me crazy: "Driving is a privilege." You are an American. You own this country. You own your car. You pay taxes for roads. And the government tells you they are granting you a "privilege?" And smart people who are conservative actually buy into that crap.

Privilege: a right or benefit that is given to some people and not to others. In this case, those that have a Driver's License.

Anonymous said...

Barry, if you didn't want Trump then you and your friends shouldn't have given us the empty suit/big government Obama.

Without Obama we would have no Trump.

Anonymous said...

I stand with Barry.

DF - Your Elitist Ego said...

LMAO! I am so glad you "went on record". As if that means something.

Thanks for putting this blog together each day and letting everyone comment. But your bullet points are actually much less important than the commentary that goes back and forth on here.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Barry. Sit back and watch this shXXt storm. It is coming. Class is departing. Go ahead ~ grab your women by the xxxxx. You all did this.

Anonymous said...

Out of curiosity, does it ever bother you how many morons are obsessed with your blog?

whisky O said...

Butt hurt strong here today.

Anonymous said...

Talk about hell on earth, just wait. You are living in a free country with a good economy, unlike the last republican admin left us. You have freedom of religion, speech and freedom to own all the guns you want. You survived having a black president and he did not sell you out to the Muslims. All in all I think you are in pretty good shape, I know I am. HOWEVER, you should enjoy it while you can because you are going to live to regret electing a buffoon, if we are not all wiped out before we realize what a mistake we have made. Yes I would rather have Hillary. Heck, I would rather have Oscar The Grouch.

Anonymous said...

Dont blame me, I voted for Brandon Davis!

wordkyle said...

953 - "You are living in a free country with a good economy" - Unless you ask the tens of millions of unemployed Americans. They haven't done so well the last eight years. Heck, a lot of them aren't even counted as unemployed.

"You have freedom of religion, speech and freedom to own all the guns you want." - All defeats for Obama and the Democrat party.

"he did not sell you out to the Muslims" - Well, unless you consider the untold number of Muslims who poured over the border without letting us know. Or the visitor tracking program that Obama dismantled on his way out. Or that Obama gave tacit approval to Iran to build nukes. Or that he sold out Israel in the UN.

Yeah, if you completely disregard reality, then Obama did a heckuva job.

Anonymous said...

You sir, are a snowflake.

Anonymous said...

My favorite part of letting someone know that I didn't want Trump to win is when they immediately think that I like and / or voted for Hillary. That's cute.

/pats them on head

Anonymous said...

This is such a great day!! Finally the man with no resume is leaving the Whitehouse, are real leader non-politician is moving in, and all you whine-bag Libtards are all torn up on this blog. Reading your idiotic predictions is so damned fun!!! Keep it up!! I swear to you, I am laughing out loud!!

Anonymous said...

10:18 - Shut up.

Anonymous said...

Your musings today remind me of a Janis Joplin song...
Cryyyyyyy Baaaaabbbyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

Y'all are funny!

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I used the Women's restroom in a well known store (with the manager's permission) because the men's facility was out of action till the plumber arrived. Is Dan Patrick and his Potty Police coming for me now? Just wondering.

DF Old Guy with IBS

Anonymous said...

Don't worry folks. We are watching closely. Very closely.

DF General James Mattoon Scott & the DF Joint Chiefs

Anonymous said...

Question of the Day: Is Trump's Secret Service Detail carrying bullets in their guns now going forward? Just wondering if they may relax a bit.

DF The Bodyguard

Anonymous said...

I bet Pence already has the stationary, business cards, and desk name plates printed up with his name as Leader of the Free World. Just a matter of weeks, maybe months, before the change.

DF Kinko's - For All Your Late-night Rush Print Jobs

Anonymous said...

I guess in your world that opinion is applauded.

I'm glad you actually said it...it's documented now. EVERYTHING you said applies to Hillary..How people don't see it is beyond me. I'm tired of politicians. ..I'm tired of lawyer politicians! They DO NOTHING!

Obama did nothing except more than double the debt of this nation. NOTHING!

Thank you Wordkyle for your intelligent responses to the idocracy and political correctness that oozes from this blog. Too bad so many on here are blind.

Anonymous said...

Guess what liberals...party's over....

GET A JOB!!!!!

BBWWWWAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

I hope Trump has a special bullseye on the legal system of this country.

The only eye opening aspect of this cesspool blog is the complete joke the legal system is.

Thanks...I guess

Anonymous said...

Pervert!

Anonymous said...

GREEN THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS ON LONCAR AND YOU ARE SPOT ON REGARDING IF IT WAS ACCIDENTAL. THERE IS NO WAY TO KNOW THAT.

BY THE WAY YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST SORE LOSERS I HAVE EVER SEEN. AT SOME POINT MAYBE YOU WILL GAIN A BIT OF CLASS BUT LIKE MOST FELLERS WHO DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND CRY AND WHO HAVE ALWAYS HAD SHIT HANDED TO THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO EARN IT, YOU WILL PROBABLY CONTINUE TO BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE AND NEVER FULLY REALIZE THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED.

Anonymous said...

Ole BuBear is resisting coming to the fact his ideology just got flushed down the crapper. He's been arrogant enough to believe he is always right, he spews his hatred for the police, disregards completely his conservative upbringing (although he was the "problem" child), ogles at soft porn daily (bet that makes your wife and father really proud...and those step daughters...great example there Skippy). Hard for him to resign to the fact he will be nothing but a 2-bit lawyer in a little hick town and that his liberalism was squashed by the republican party when he attempted to get on the ticket to run for DA. That was a thunderous, and quite humorous defeat. So now Skippy is a bitter, limited, demoralized, past middle aged, prick of a human being whose dwindling list of joy-inducing activities include pissing people off on this tired blog.

All the while, Trump is now the actual president, fairly elected, sworn in and the fact that sticks in your craw brings me great joy.

The Real Hardy Har Man

Anonymous said...

Sure a lot of unnecessary straps on those RTG swimsuits today. Very Unnecessary. Will leave odd tan marks.

DF Catalina & DF Speedo

Anonymous said...

I kept telling ya'll to vote for Gary Johnson!

Anonymous said...

@9:38

So you are about 5'5" too?

Anonymous said...

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW LONG ITS GONNA TAKE TO GET THE BLACK PERSON SMELL OUTTA THE WHITE HOUSE? NO WONDER MELANIA WANTS TO STAY IN TRUMP TOWER INSTEAD OF THE WH. NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY SCRUB IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS ITS FOREVER TAINTED WITH JU JU JUICE, BLACK SHORTHAIRS, AND CHICKEN GREASE.

Anonymous said...

BARRY WHY IN THE H--L DO THEY READ YOUR BLOG . GET THEIR OWN! I NEVER READ WHAT wordy WRITES YOU WERE RIGHT ON THIS MORNING. KEEP UP THE GOOD 'work'. ITS GOING TO BE A LOOOONG FOUR YEARS

Anonymous said...

We live in a time where it is really hard to make everybody happy......

Anonymous said...

-----FRIDAY RANDOM THOUGHTS----The hottest First Lady in the history of EVERRRR.

Anonymous said...

"The death of Brian Loncar, the "Texas Hammer", was ruled "accidental" cocaine overdose. Uh, tell me how in the world the ME's office can come to any opinion as to whether it was accidental, intentional, reckless or negligent."

Because he was high toned, rich, white and a lawyer. Were it me or you or another person it would (or could) be one of the other 3 choices.

The Educated 2.5 Million said...

Dear Bubba:

To a dark place your line of thought will carry us. Great care we should take. Into exile we must go, failed we have.

The Educated 2.5 Million

Anonymous said...

You can't drive any way you want to just because you pay taxes and own a car. You get to drive as long as you follow the rules. The word "privilege" is often associated with some sort of qualification or prerequisite, for example being tested and deemed of sufficient skill behind the wheel that you won't kill yourself or others; and not driving a POS that falls apart and causes harm to yourself or others. So yeah, driving is properly defined as a privilege.

Anonymous said...

Listening to the Trumpers on this blog defend our new president every day for the next 1/2-8 years is just as bad as listening to the whining about Trump winning. He did win fair and square with maybe a little help from his comrades.

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump Preaches Angry Nationalism, While Practicing Goldman Sachs Capitalism

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/20/donald-trump-preaches-angry-nationalism-while-practicing-goldman-sachs-capitalism/

Anonymous said...

@1:07
Thank you. Barry will still not understand despite your eloquent presentation of fact.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you, B. This is going to be a shit-show. What's really funny is that the end result will be the same as if you we had elected someone who voted for Trump. You could have put an illiterate person in charge, and would've likely done less damage. You can forgive ignorance and mistake. It's hard to forgive greed and malice.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Re: Old Man and Clouds...

1.) Don't worry, we all get worse on this as we get older. My kids think I am pretty much crazy and I'm only in my 40s.

2.) Yay for me and a comment making it to the next LLFTLODQ blog points!

Anonymous said...

He's dumber than me.

Sorry, I can't buy in to that.

Anonymous said...

My goodness! I'm a Trump fan, but get a grip!

Anonymous said...

Let it go...Let it go...you little snowflake.

MAGA!!!

The Educated 2.5 Million said...

Sieg Hiel! Comrade Trump

Anonymous said...

11:22 YOUR MEAN!

BUBEAR IS AN AWESOME LAWYER. LOVED HIM AS DA ALSO.

Anonymous said...

I'm worried that you may accidentally overdose on your own BS, BG!


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