Meet RG3's New Girlfriend. Wait. What?

I guess that wedded bliss which began on July 6, 2013 with the soon to be ex-Mrs. RG3 didn't take.* And you'd think he might want to wait a while before doing this:

* I was going to poke the one Dennis Prager fan out there by saying "Perhaps he didn't listen to the Relationship Hour with the thrice-married Dennis Prager" but that would be shoehorning in a comment for an audience of one. Thus,  I shall resort to footnote sneakiness.