The Campaign For DA

10.29.2013

Ohio State Promotes Jump Roping Chick



I'm very confused by this because it's a little hard to see the long term plan. I mean, if you are a diver, you might dive at pool on vacation or in the home pool.  Runner? You can always run. Billiards? You can clean up at the local pool hall. Heck, even piano. You could go all Bill Murray like in a bar ala Groundhog Day. 

But jumping rope? I guess you could get a gig entertaining at kids' birthday parties, but that's about it.

Then again, it's a tough job market. Maybe she can pull out the rope during an Industrial Design interview to get a call back.