The Campaign For DA


Hey, Mrs. LL . . .

. . . remember last night when I looked on our lists of recorded shows and saw that I recorded the 6:00 p.m. newscast of Fox 4 news? Remember that I told you that I wanted to show you something but, after scanning through it,  I couldn't remember what it was because I'm going senile? This is what I wanted to show you. Two bobcats in Carrollton yesterday.

The news had an "expert" on who said these animals are absolutely no threat to humans. What.Eva.Er.