2.20.2013

Dallas Strip Club Popped


Ah, it's the age old story. Guy goes to strip club. Guy gets drunk. Guy gets in monster truck and runs over a girl in parking lot. Girl's family gets rich.

Some of you civil lawyers might want to chime in on how tort reform could impact the verdict. I haven't seen a breakdown of the damages yet.

Oh, and her's a pic from the aftermath of the incident.



26 comments:

Katy Anders said...

That would explain why there are always so many lawyers hanging out at strip clubs...

Baylor Too said...

This verdict is the result of activist judges and runaway juries who want to kill jobs in the State of Texas.

--Triple Fake Rick Perry

Anonymous said...

Anybody that would name a bar Spearmint Rhino deserves to be sued.

Anonymous said...

So, what percentage of responsibility is she liable to for staggering sound in a strip club parking lot at 2:30 in the morning? Mmm? mmM? MMMMMM?

Anonymous said...

1. Which tort reform?

2. Can't say whether the verdict will be reduced, until we see a breakdown of the verdict.

3. If the majority of the award is in compensatory damages, it will almost certainly not get reduced.

4. If there are a lot of punitives, it very well may be.

5. Appellate courts don't care about nudie bars, just insurance companies and major corporations, so it may still not get reduced.

Anonymous said...

No doubt his bondsman is driving that travesty now.

Triple Fake... said...

One has to wonder how much the jury would have awarded if the guy had been driving a Honda Civic.


I'll grant you that's an after picture, but nothing in the pic adds up to anything unusual happening so there doesn't seem to be any math involved. Other than the cop standing there, it could just as easily be a beforemath pic. Wouldn't get onto the front page of the Mess unless it was a story about the truck

Triple Fake J. Duty
(uh, maybe a little too obvious...let's just say Joe D.)

Anonymous said...

How did the driver only get 3 years in prison? He should have gotten the max for his hair alone.

Anonymous said...

If that tool would have had a less stupid looking haircut and been driving a Prius and the victim been black there would not have been that ridiculous verdict and we wouldn't have heard about it much less see it on the news and front page of the paper.

Is that the way the world is supposed to be?

Anonymous said...

Lets see the girl I don't get off on trucks

Anonymous said...

Yet another egregious attack on titties and beer!

Anonymous said...

Does that guy have Little Man Syndrome or something? He seems to have an intense desire to be taller... spiked hair, jacked-up truck...

Anonymous said...

Geno Making Sexy with Kimmy on the court

http://deadspin.com/5985390/why-is-geno-auriemma-tapping-baylor-coach-kim-mulkeys-ass-in-this-photo?tag=college-basketball

Anonymous said...

The cover charge is now $20.

Double Fake Pink Pony, Hotlanta, GA

Anonymous said...

You have to master the skill to drive one safely because it is very easy to not be able to see a vehicles or a person around it. I saw one back into another car.

Anonymous said...

Who would drive a douchemobile like that? Oh, wait...

Anonymous said...

If my daughter is at a tittie bar at 2:30 am she better be under cover.


Hard to have sympathy for her.

Anonymous said...

We were behind a truck just like that Sunday night at Chicken Express. Wonder if it's the same one.

Anonymous said...

6:28,
Quote of the day.
I couldn't agree more.

Anonymous said...

Henson wins year in and year out with sub-par athletes.

But if your kid doesn't get the playing time you think he should get......go tell him to his face.


But video the meeting and post it for us to see. I need a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Looks like something Peacock would drive

Anonymous said...

He really swept her off her feet.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen a girl flat as a pancake at a stripe club until he arrived.

Anonymous said...

HaHaHa. All that truck needs is a pull up bar and a steroid dispenser. Plus a red headed punchn, bag riding shotgun.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, she didn't have big enough implants!

Richard Chubby said...

short douche.. big truck.. he should have been fined for that alone.