12.05.2012

Chick Runs Over Ex-Boyfriends Momma After Break Up


AUSTIN (KXAN) - An Austin woman is in a host of trouble after a less-than-amicable breakup, according to police.
Police said she called her ex-boyfriend hundreds of times a day and severely injured his mother with her car. According to a police affidavit, 22-year-old Elizabeth Segundo McClain is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and stalking.
Court records indicate McClain texted her ex-boyfriend on Nov. 4 -- which also happened to be her birthday --  126 times in a row. All were blank text messages, except for two that read, "Annoying Uh?"
Police said McClain on Monday sent 50 blank text messages to her 25-year-old ex-boyfriend and then a series of messages suggesting that she was at his home. Less than 30 minutes later, the ex-boyfriend allegedly received a text message from his mother’s boyfriend saying McClain just hit his mother with her car. Two minutes later, police said McClain sent a text message to her ex-boyfriend saying, "How’s Life LOL." (More)

The ex-boyfriend needs to call me because I've got some advice for you: This is just the beginning. Women are crazy. And if you date a hot chick for three years and don't put a ring on her finger, there's going to be consequences. Big consequences. You are lucky if you just get a krillion phone calls and your momma run over --- things can get nuts. Remember when Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez burned down Andre Rison's house? So don't be whining. It's just the price players gotta pay.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, I bet she's amazing in bed.

Anonymous said...

That's "Chica" to you, vato.


Andre "bad moon" rison eventually got mental revenge.

Has he filed for bankruptcy lately?

Anonymous said...

Had he only had a gun.

Canyouhearmeknow? said...

BF had never heard of call block?

Anonymous said...

Maybe she can start dating Bob Costas and he'll be a charter NRA member within a year?

Anonymous said...

i date a hot girl from decatur in college, M.hudson, and when we broke up she sliced all 4 of my tires.. hot girls are crazy!!

Anonymous said...

I bet she cleans up real good. Obvisously that dude is through with her- think he'd mind if I took a shot at it?

Anonymous said...

I concur #1. I bet she would rock your world in the sack.

Anonymous said...

He needs to burn all forms of identification, draw out all his cash, and go underground NOW. She will never give up. Nothing worse than a crazy ex.

My Other Brother Darryl

Triple Fake... said...

"She changed the spelling of her last name, but I have had some rather unfortunate dealings with another member of this family. They simply do not give up, and cannot be reasoned with! Right before she ran the lady over I heard her yell: 'Yippee-ki-yay mother!@#$%&'"

Triple Fake Hans Gruber

Anonymous said...

No matter how hot the girl is someone, somewhere is tired of hitting it!

Anonymous said...

You do realize that"segundo" means second?

Anonymous said...

"the ex-boyfriend allegedly received a text message from his mother’s boyfriend saying McClain just hit his mother with her car."

Okay, who the hell texts their girlfriend's son to tell him that his mother has been run over?!?

--EmmGee

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Anonymous 11:38 ain't lyin'. I'll bet there's trapezes and circus tightropes, and chit.

Also, I promise you that you can see a LOT more of the whites of her eyes than is commonplace.

Anonymous said...

Girls like her will do all the things a man wishes for in bed.They're wonderfully nasty and I wish they were all mine.

Katy Anders said...

Poor girl.

Sounds like she's ready for a rebound!

My mom died years ago, so no risk there...