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12.06.2012

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • How long have there been fuses in Christmas light strings? 
  • The guy behind the failed Rick Perry campaign and the failed David "Chinese Ads" Dewhurst campaign now says that the Republican Party does not need to re-invent itself. That probably means the Republican Party should re-invent itself. 
  • A guy goes through an SMU dorm offering free massages. He was arrested for criminal trespass since it's not illegal to offer free massages. 
  • Here's my favorite sentence from that story: "One student claimed that Kim touched her inappropriately during a massage." So someone took him up on it?
  • I've never watched Homeland but everyone is griping about how horrible the last episode was.
  • Last night everyone began to freak out because Syria was getting extremely close to launching chemical weapons on the rebels. This sounds frighteningly serious.
  • I've got a tiny, tiny chip on a tooth but it is like a magnet for my tongue. 
  • I learned of three marriage/relationship breakups yesterday of people I'm acquainted with. Kind of jarring.
  • I was not allowed by the Freshman In The House  to season hamburger meat (with some package that said add it and water to meat and bring to boil) because she thought I would screw it up.
  • No one is coming to take your guns away. 
  • The murder victim in the murder/suicide by the Kansas City Chief will be buried today in a tiny town in Collin County, Texas. 
  • Bob Sturm on The Ticket yesterday explained how every year he and a group of guys visit a Guatemalan orphanage.  Man, his description makes it sound so shocking. (And he has done more than just visit, he adopted a Honduran child a couple of years ago.) 
  • Johnny Manziel (Aggie quarterback and future Heisman winner) turns 20 today. 20!
  • Ann Coulter was on Hannity last night. I'm convinced she does meth. And I'm serious. 



48 comments:

HarveyLee said...

I love the position that states it is ok to kill your civilians, just don't use chemical or biological weapons because then there will be "consequences."
Now that is some tough talk!

I know, I know, there is more collateral damage with the WMDs but dead is dead and 'more' is just a matter of degree.

Anonymous said...

There have always been fuses in the lights. The 'finally' made them more accessible with a normal size fuse however.

I would do bad bad things to the girl on the right. The girl on the left is welcome to watch.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
Left
3 out of 5
She is cute

Right
OMG
4.8 out of 5
She is SO SO SO HOT
GJ BG!!!!!

bordandstroked said...

There have been fuses in Christmas lights for years. At least the ones that cost more than a dollar and have a UL listing on them!

Andrew Kuppinger said...

I learn what day it is by the title on LL. Does this mean we can make it whatever day we want? YAHOO!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter at 80 - the crazy lady next door with 125 cats & aluminum foil on her shrubs to keep aliens (the Mars kind) away.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

"Syria was getting extremely close to launching chemical weapons on the rebels" - There are no weapons of mass destruction in Syria. This sounds like Iraq all over again except Bush required Congressional approval, unlike Obama who is allowed to wage war without their consent.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what happened to all the WMD's that Iraq had?

Anonymous said...

No one is coming to take your guns away. The liberal weenies are just going to make it a felony to own them.

Anonymous said...

RTG: NICE PAIR! love the twofers, it's like getting two prizes in a box of crackerjacks!(obscure old dude reference) Left one has super bod, right one is definitely cuter.

Anonymous said...

I love the hypocrisy of liberal weenie elites that have armed guards lecturing us on the evils of having weapons to protect ourselves.

Anonymous said...

Bacon is right.
The girl on the right is cuter than a box of puppies.


A box of puppies doesn't make me feel kind of funny in my pants, though.

Just sayin'.

--EmmGee

Anonymous said...

No one is coming to take your guns away.

And you know this because......

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter has cancer guys. I'm sure that will take a little weight off ya.

Anonymous said...

Syria was getting extremely close to launching chemical weapons on the rebels. This sounds frighteningly serious.


Don't worry, your King will fix it. Oh wait, this is the result of his interference already.

Blame O

Anonymous said...

Crop out the queer sitting on the left.

Anonymous said...

I wish people would quit photo-shopping Michelle O on magazines.

Put her back on National Geographic with her top off, a basket on her head, and baby in a pouch on her back. That would be more realistic.

Anonymous said...

My Christmas lights always had extra fuses with them, didn't yours?

Anonymous said...

Just listen to this blog owner! He wants to make a horrific statement about Ann Coulter but, when someone makes a statement about a drunk driver hitting a tree that's wrong. LMAO

Anonymous said...

How's that Obammy supported Muslim Brotherhood Democracy workin out?

Anonymous said...

Jihad, coming to a theater near you.

Anonymous said...

If Obammy had a son......

Triple Fake... said...

You sound shocked that somebody was dumb enough to accept the offer of a free massage at a college campus. Most kids don't go to college because they're smart, or to get smarter. They go because their parents can afford to send them, or can't afford it and feel they have to do it anyway

"No one is coming to take your guns away."
If somebody actually was coming to take my guns away, the disinformation machine would put out propaganda saying they're not coming to take my guns away. Nice try, but I'm not letting my guard down!

The last pic I saw of Ann Coulter - last week I think - she did not look good, kinda drawn up and dried out like the Cryptkeeper. Have you considered the possibility that she may have an eating disorder?

Compare resisting the urge to touch your tongue to your chipped tooth and caring for a newborn:
* more difficult
* less difficult
* about the same
* it's like apples and oranges, man!
This may be the last time I throw the newborn in your face (the one that tossed it's four-course Gerber's on your shirts, remember?)...or not

Anonymous said...

Why cant we hang people anymore?


the nihilist

Anonymous said...

Maybe they should just throw his black ass in front of a train. Tit for tat. Speaking if tit, RTG I likey.

Anonymous said...

Re: "not coming to get my guns":
I sure hope you are correct. The fact is, however, that many people high up in our govt. today would like to do so, and who knows when or whether they will try. Some of them are on record as saying so. I believe that it is Feinstein (Cal-D) who went off on that subject some time ago. She said something like "I'd love to round 'em all up, but the votes just aren't there." Her statement in its accurate and complete form is available on a google search of her w/ the context of gun control. As long as those people are in power, one would be a fool to let one's guard down, regardless of your opinion.

Anonymous said...

I believe the RTG ladies are repeats.

Anonymous said...

The random girl on the right makes me "udder" the phrase "Got Milk?".

Anonymous said...

If a liberal weenie ACLU loving thenthitive ambulance chasing attorney says that they aren't coming for our guns, then I tend to believe it.

Anonymous said...

I also believe in man made global warming, we can spend and borrow our way out of a recession, welfare and unemployment checks are good for the economy and taxing the rich even more but not the 47 per cent that don't pay income tax.

Anonymous said...

In the case of the subway killer,this is clearly a case of Monkey see Monkey Do...The Monkey saw it and the Monkey do it.

Anonymous said...

Any country that uses chemical weapons on another country should be wiped off the face of the earth! The entire world should have the understanding that every country that has weapons will rain down upon those who use chemical warfare! Mutually assured destruction, period!

Anonymous said...

In the past the lights themselves on strings of Xmas lights were more/less their own fuses as they'd pop with a relatively minor surge of power.
However, the amount of power it took to pop them was never consistent enough to really be safe. Also, power could still arc across the filament alowing a heat build up and eventual fire.

Belue Bawls said...

I popped too many Viagra once and used a picture of Ann Coulter to cure my priapism

Anonymous said...

The king wouldn't come after your
guns. Or go around Congress to let
the illegals stay. Or push for him
being able to approve raising the
debt ceiling unilaterally. Or hang
out with Communists. Or smoke dope.
Or eat dog meat. Or ??????????

Anonymous said...

9:28
You say Ann Coulter has cancer?
Would it be asking too much for it to be terminal? Can she give it to Limbaugh?

Anonymous said...

148 I think you just screwed with Karma.
Earl

Anonymous said...

1:48, If it makes your pitiful life a little less pitiful.

Anonymous said...

Attention all weenies!, What is the new unemployment rate?

Anonymous said...

Add 1:48 to that list

Anonymous said...

RTG is a repeat. How does that happen? Lazy or Alzheimer's, BG?

Anonymous said...

8.3%
What did I win?

Anonymous said...

You won an Obammy cell phone. Pick it up and the Obammy Wise County field office. Smith & Green, 303 W. Main, Decatur, TX 76234

Anonymous said...

There were no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. It was a lie made up by Bush. Here is proof:

http://www.google.com/search?q=kurds+poison+gas&hl=en&tbo=u&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4ADRA_enUS415US416&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_yjBUOG2PIq1qQGAwYCIBA&sqi=2&ved=0CEkQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=540

Anonymous said...

I read this blog every day, comment some. I have never commented about the RTG. But now, the one on the right is the BEST yet. Bacon what does she need to get 2 freakin' tenths of a point? Holy S.

Anonymous said...

Yea 5:28 It was a lie made up by Bush and then all of the intelligence community, most of the congress, democrats and repuclicans alike, as well as many high ranking people from several industrialized countries all decided to simply go along with one man's lies and nod their heads in agreement. Damn, that scenario doesn't speak too highly of civilization, does it?

OR: Is it just possible you are a hateful idiot capable of ignoring reality to further your partisan blindness?

Katy Anders said...

I sort of feel sorry for Coulter and attention mongers of the right and left.

It's clear that something went wrong when they were young that compels them to get attention at any cost.

Fortunately or unfortunately, there will always be people willing to give them the attention they crave every single time they say something stupid.

Anonymous said...

5:28, That's because Hussein was given ample time to move them to Syria and God knows where else by the time we invaded. I can list over twenty Google links of special demolition forces disposing of WMD's in Iraq that were never reported by the liberal media. I hate to beat a dead horse but Clinton and his posse were warning of Hussein's WMD's in the late 90's but did nothing about it.