The Campaign For DA


Contracted What?

I always forget to check out the Cheers & Jeers in the Star-Telegram (actually, I just look at the Jeers), but look what I came across from last week.

Feline AIDS? Really? They can get that? We had a Family Cat scratching us left and right as we pried her out of the Christmas tree and she could have had The AID?

What can the Family Dog carry? Swine Flu?

*Yeah, I'm guessing it's not the same AIDs, but why ruin a good rant.