9.30.2010

Ah, Another Love Story


I've had my share of mad exes of my countless number of girlfriends over the years, but I've never encountered anything like this. But then again, I'm not (1) an NFL player (2) dating a 19 year old former Jacksonville Jaguar cheerleader (3) who was confronted by her ex with a gun and a bag over his head (5) causing her to jump off the balcony and (5) me to jump out of a window. Oh yeah, the cheerleader and the ex then squared off with guns with laser sights.

Kinda want to click on that link now, don'tcha?

Oh, yeah, and the 19 year old cheerleader. (Hey, now. What a pretty young lady.)

14 comments:

The Devil said...

Pretty much a standard weekend at Casa de Devil!

Anonymous said...

A nineteen year old cheerleader packing a laser sighted pistol? Oh, be still my heart! Sweet mystery of love has found me!

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - for my significant other, the above was a joke. only a joke.

Anonymous said...

Her parents must be very proud!

Anonymous said...

Once you go gangsta you never go back cause whitey don't want you back.

Anonymous said...

She's thick in the hips like a sista.

Anonymous said...

In the words of the late great honorable Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan Robert Byrd, niggers come in all colors.

Anonymous said...

What attracts pretty girls to low IQ African Americans? Why O J Simpson or whatever that goff player's name is? "If I were a carpenter and you were a lady would you marry me anyway". The answer is "NO".

Anonymous said...

A ho's a ho's a ho. Doesn't matter how pretty they are, if'n they sell their tw@t to some jacked up athlete - they hos.

And that's all I got to say about that.

Anonymous said...

Big bad foo-baller runs away and little girl swaps shots with perp? Something's wrong here. Reminds me of an old childhood rhyme my grampa told us:

Daniel Boone was a man
Yes a real man
But the bear was bigger
So he ran like a nigger
Up a tree

Anonymous said...

If I wasa nigger lover I'da stuck the gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger.

Anonymous said...

Wise County is full of this trash .. Only difference they are White and Republican.

Anonymous said...

I am still amazed at Barry's idea of what a "Hey now" is. He seems to think that the uglies are super hot for some reason. I have a feeling that Mrs. LL loves that his perception is way off. That way if Barry looks at a "Hey now", she really isn't that good looking anyway.

Anonymous said...

8:05, Thanks for the info on your scientific poll. Want to see some fat white trash liberal weenies? Go shopping at Walmart on a Saturday afternoon. The place is full of them. I wish I had the concession on the too fat to be in public lard ass mobiles. It would be a gold mine.

Anonymous said...

Nina and Peacock..three wives and Alice of Wonderland