So I'm walking up to the courthouse when I come across this little number on Main Street. That's right, "Main Street" as in "Main Street in the Good Ol' U S Of A" where we like our pickup trucks, Allsups' burritos and overweight women showing their midriffs.
This is not the place you expect to see some fancy Mercedes - much less a red Mercedes - much less a red Mercedes convertible. Obviously, our immigration policy isn't working in this county because we have a foreigner amongst us.
I'll keep my eye on it. In the meantime, I'm raising the Big Money Intruder Alert Level to orange. And I'm getting the Sheriff on the horn.
Developing . . .
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8.19.2008
German Invasion
So I'm walking up to the courthouse when I come across this little number on Main Street. That's right, "Main Street" as in "Main Street in the Good Ol' U S Of A" where we like our pickup trucks, Allsups' burritos and overweight women showing their midriffs.
This is not the place you expect to see some fancy Mercedes - much less a red Mercedes - much less a red Mercedes convertible. Obviously, our immigration policy isn't working in this county because we have a foreigner amongst us.
I'll keep my eye on it. In the meantime, I'm raising the Big Money Intruder Alert Level to orange. And I'm getting the Sheriff on the horn.
Developing . . .
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That belongs to Jose the gardener who cuts the grass at the Courthouse.
Looks like the CEO/Asst. Counsel of American Dairy Queen has come to do battle. The red Mercedes (like the copyrite DQ logo) is a dead give away. If I were you, I'd get a good lawyer!
Must be a doctor's wife.
See what you can own in america. All you have to do is rent a house with 40 other people and eat beans.Ride together to work in the same camper covered truck.Enjoy free health care and subsidized housing.But the catch is the car is enjoyed on a 40 day rotation!
pb&j
I actually think it belongs to some sexy Latin guy who works out at Firehouse all the time and who is a videographer/filmmaker for National Geographic. I heard he lives right here in big D.
MUST be ONE of MZCRAPOLAS many,MANY high DOLLAR vehicles to GO with ONE of HER many HOMES.
NO, NO, its NOT a car per house, its a car per outfit
DUH
I'm sorry. You are right. I truly forgot how f_ _king wonderful she thinks she is.
My bad.
Oh that was funny! Come visit Fairfield County, CT. There's one of those in every 5 car garage. *sigh*
A lot of gas money around.
WHOA Nelly...hold up there a minute! Could be my family memebers car He purchased for his little WIFE! And they are more "TEXAN" then most Texans!
Most folks dont know that the high tech equipment of today had its beginings in GERMANY those krauts had fuel injected turbos too go with their jet turbine's in their aircraft in WW II when we were still fly'n propusher's! Glad we aint speaking GERMAN rite now....lol! I am all for American products being an 8th generation TEXAN myself! If only we made a Car that could do 210 mph all day every day without so much as a tune up!! Or better yet a motorcycle that would rival anything the JAP four produce...Id be first in line to purchase either unit! the HARLEY is as American as it gets...and they really disapoint me! 90 hp mabey 110 hp if you dump an extra 3k in the engine ontop of an already 25 k for the unit when you can buy a JAP bike that produces 185 hp for 8 grand and gets 60 mph and wont break down in fact you cant kill the damn things! We need to take a good look and come up to speed with our American made products take more pride AND fix our system's I always bought AMERICAN ! mabey oneday soon I can again proudly claim this again!
Where is the front license plate? We need a citation down here Rex!
I roll in a Benz everyday. Mercedes > *.
Now you know where ive been. Walked right past me even exchanged hellos. Captain of crunch
Looks like a Kompressor. Around $30K new. Of course it's got another $10K in bling-bling added.
There is a storm a brewing getting close . Top or down ? Am i going to get wet Barry ? Captain of caos
Sad News...Capt'n Crunch was found dead in a bathtub full of milk and banana's.
Police think it was a cereal killer.
The Japenese still cannot produce anything close to a Harley or a Boeing.
6:53 can we say Walleye vision...over here...no...over here...
I meant 6:42.... %)
JARHEAD - you rock!
10:23.......................
Actually the japanese produce several bikes that look and sound like Harley. Okay, it's true they cost half as much, last twice as long, get better mileage, have safer braking systems. Other than that, they are like Harleys.
Boeings? True, the Japanese don't produce commercial aircraft but they have sent an asteroid probe out. A spacecraft which spent several years travelling to a distant aseroid where it took a sample then turned around and began a reverse journey home. It seems it has had some mechanical difficulty and likely will not make it back. Another Japanese vehicle closely resembling a Harley
10:23 you are right at least on the first product- thank God.
Yep I had a HARLEY once...lol never again Unsafe terible breaks and always problems as for the comment made about keeping up??? those rocket bikes arnt the only things that are fast My metric cruiser will smoke any Harley and my buddy's Honda Gold Wing is a ROCKET bike with luggage! Wish we had an American product equal too those Jap's Id buy it!
I think i know the guy who is driving this around tarrant county..he was selling 750 raffle tickets at $100 each for cancer research...he's a buddy of mine who is the principal of a large insurance agency in Ft. Worth
4:43...
Thank you Cliff freakin Clavin.
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