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7.17.2007

Say What?


The first paragraph of a press release from a Dallas County sheriff candidate:

DALLAS COUNTY – Dallas County sheriff candidate Lowell Cannaday has raised $40,000 for his first fundraising event to take place Monday evening, an amount he also reported in his quarterly campaign finance report filed earlier Monday.

Read it until your head spins. All I can think about is Donnie Darko-like worm holes and time traveling.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I WILL VOTE FOR HIM

Anonymous said...

What is a "jump" and where is it?

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha - Dallas let Lupe in, but stopped Ed Oakley dead in his tracks. No more gayuns in Dallas, I guess.

Anonymous said...

i dont know him but he has a good looking wife so yes i will vote for him

Anonymous said...

He has pretty good hair, I'll vote for him.

Anonymous said...

He and Tom Leppert are gay lovers. No one knows yet.

Anonymous said...

Means he has put together from donations or promises of donations enough money to hold the upcoming event. Not unusual for some sort of pre-fundraiser fundraising to take place.

Anonymous said...

Valdez’ incompetence has nothing to do with her gender, ethnicity or life style choice. She was an embarrassment to the U.S. Customs Service and continues likewise as Sheriff. Cannady’s credentials and reputation are impeccable. The only question is why in the heck would he want to run for Sheriff. Dallas County should hurry and elect him before he changes his mind.

Anonymous said...

Carl "Rook" Ramsey did not need $40,000.00 to prove he was the right person to do the job, his 1976 campaign would have loved that kind of chump change to be sheriff. That's more than he made the whole year...TO BE SHERIFF???