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A Pastor, Deputy, and A Restaurant Owner Walk Into A Massage Parlor

Waco. Oh, Waco.


Anonymous said...

A pastor got arrested? Well, it does involve the laying on of hands I guess.

DF Jimmy Swaggart

Anonymous said...

Waco's most famous mass murderer, Dave Koresh, was known to frequent at least one sexually oriented business in Waco Texas U.S.A.

Dave's real name was Vernon Wayne Howell in case you didn't know.

Anonymous said...

"I was just walking out by the pool and these gentlemen ushered me in and...."

DF Jim Bakker

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this story will have a happy ending!

Anonymous said...

I guess you never heard of evangelizing?

Anonymous said...

For every rub there is a season;
There is a time for every tug.


Anonymous said...

You can give it away as much as you want to whoever you want as many times as you want for free, you can offer it in exchange for dinner and a movie, you can marry for it, you can get paid for it legally in most of the modern world and in parts of the U.S. You can cheat, you can be the town you-know-what...all perfectly legal even if not a great idea. Yet if it's associated with two twenty dollar bills changing hands, you get your picture taken and your life is ruined.

Upstairs said...

Oh, no. Not Uncle Dan. Wonder what the employees will say now.

At least after last night they have a new District Attorney to deal with.