The Campaign For DA

10.04.2016

Once Again, I'm A Pop Culture Genius


I said that those  who were dressing up as clowns were doing "bits" which law enforcement now confirms by using the word "prank".  I'll accept your apologies.

(But I am confused by the references to "clown threats" in the release. And it was a strange touch to add the sentence which basically says, "You dress up as clown you might get shot in Texas." )

Edit: I'm proud to announce that the Abilene Police Department supports my position:

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't they just pull the clowns over for excessive occupancy of a motor vehicle?

wordkyle said...

I wouldn't be surprised if we found out this fad is inspired (if not sponsored) by the remake of Stephen King's It. Filming began earlier this year, and there's been a lot of social media attention.

Anonymous said...

People are getting arrested for some of these "bits" You don't read the links that you approve?

Anonymous said...

Cue the apocalypse. BSG is praising...wait for it...a law enforcement agency press release. And the press release specifically admonishes readers to not post, respond, share, or like certain posts. You'd think the blogger would be beyond crazy because the government is telling people to disregard their first amendment rights, right?

Just clownin'.

Anonymous said...

DAMNIT GREEN QUIT PATTIN YOURSELF ON THE BACK FOR POSTING SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY ALREADY KNEW AND GET BACK TO WORK!

Anonymous said...


Green you occupy your time with some weird shit - ie; clown crap or whatever..

or as ALL CAPS GUY WOULD SAY - "CRAZY GREEN JUST CRAZY" (TWITCH,TWITCH)


ELMO Q FUDPUCKER

Anonymous said...

If you see one it is just Hillary Running around without any makeup on..

Anonymous said...

These clown idiots jump out from dark places, and chase kids, and fire up chain saws and incendiary cannons and go after people as a prank. They threaten to kill.

Anonymous said...

these clowns are Obama clone clowns sent out by the white house to scare the shit out of everybody.

Anonymous said...

They don't scare me as much as Obama and Hillary do.

Anonymous said...

are those some kinda thug clowns?

Anonymous said...

Just remember CLN Clown Lives Matter