The Campaign For DA

4.20.2016

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts




  • In Houston, someone was indicted for creating,with intent to harm, a Twitter account where it was not identified as a parody account but a real account.
  • Trump crushed Cruz in NY last night but it'll be close if he can get enough delegates to seize the nomination. We may be headed for a brokered convention and it will be the most entertaining political event in history. 
  • You think Ted Cruz regrets his derogatory "New York values comment now?
  • Hillary destroyed Sanders. That race is over. 
  • Johnny Football's new agent quit on him. And yesterday Nike severed ties with him. What a moron.
  • Lake Bridgeport is 4.07 feet above conservation level this morning. Who would have believed that 2 years ago?
  • Gotta go. My physical therapist just showed up unannounced.
  • Edit: OK, I'm back. The therapy is about my left leg that I felt like I was "losing" -- so much so that I had developed a limp. But, I'll be, therapy has improved it. And I came up with a  genius idea: Put a two pound ankle weight around the "bad leg" only. That made me work it harder even when simply walking.
  • People Magazine has named Jennifer Aniston "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World." Did you know she is 47?





16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, you haven't shared anything about the sponge baths yet. Eagerly awaiting that story.

DF Doesn't Date a Whole Lot

Anonymous said...

Demon v Demoness 16'

Anonymous said...

People Magazine has named Jennifer Aniston "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World." Did you know she is 47?


NOT TRUE!

Everyone knows its Hillary Clinton!

mzchief said...

Ted Cruz is NOT the one who assigned "New York Values" to Donald Trump. In 1999 on Meet The Press, Donald Trump established the parameters of "New York Values" when he proclaimed being pro-choice, to the extent he supports partial-birth abortion and that he supports pro-gay rights were rooted in having "New York Values."

Cruz screwed up by allowing Trump to redefine "New York Values" rather than listing the values Trump used to originally explain having "New York Values." Of course the useful idiots voting for Trump are so bloody brain-dead they've not bothered to research the FACTS. But of course, that's just part of being a Trump Chump. Trump, by his own admission, "loves the poorly educated."

Source: Meet The Press 1999

Anonymous said...

10:24 You sir/madame have suffered the same fate as Barry but have obviously not nor will you ever recover from it! I threw up in my mouth when I read your comment. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

DF Anonymous Guy

Anonymous said...

I think Barry needs to give us an Obamacare report? But he won't

Anonymous said...

Skippy, a two pound ankle weight will just have you walking circles!!!

Anonymous said...

Is there any hope that a 3rd party candidate will emerge and the electoral college will actually vote for them? If this election doesn't create some sort of election reform it may well be our last as "free" Americans.

Anonymous said...

Barry, don't try to cross Lake Bridgeport with that ankle weight on. One accidental slip and you would be food for the catfish.

DF Jimmy Houston

Anonymous said...

Good to see you finally hitting on six or seven cylinders, Barry Green. Don't forget how many you actually have, though. I can't get worked up and joust with a sick liberal. Bring the heat, buddy. We are sincerely rooting for you.

--Local Po-Po

Anonymous said...

Bring on that "unfree America" 1:55. About 20% of our population will be the new American version of Hamas. Free will be the least of your worries

Anonymous said...

Skippy, a 2 pound ankle weight will decrease your chances even more of ever catching an ambulance.

Anonymous said...

Hey retard everybody knows Jennifer Anniston is in her late forties.

Anonymous said...

Just because Skippy stroked out doesn't mean he's retarded. Liberalism is the reason he's retarded.

Anonymous said...

..and he has half a mind to keep practicing law!

Anonymous said...

Why are all your beach girls on the phone, on the beach?