Breaking News On That County Clerk

I told you was coming.


Update. Shout out to all my Wise County deputy clerk friends who have to be thankful they weren't put in that situation):

Edit: What will the deputy clerks do? We now have our answer. I just wished they had collectively issued a press release that said, "We put up with a lot of crap and don't get paid enough as it is. Civil disobedience isn't exactly on our radar right now. But, while we have the public's attention, we do have a serious problem in this country with malfunctioning copying machines. For the sake of everything holy, is there a way to keep a MF7460 from jamming before we finish our coffee? Now that we would be willing to go to jail for."