The Campaign For DA

9.02.2015

A Message From Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (Who Cannot Possibly Be Pandering For Votes)

Also, he supports Buc-ee's and generic (and very odd) Texas t-shirts.



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan Patrick is a moron and certifiably crazy, but I agree with his points (on this).

Anonymous said...

I thought that cops accepting gifts was a violation of must department's rules?

Anonymous said...

I never noticed the similarity in teeth. Is Patrick related to Buc-ee?

DF 7-11 Ice House

Anonymous said...

If I were a cop I would shoot that creepy beaver!

Baylor Too said...

Pick up their tab at restaurants? He does realize that cops in big cities earn at least twice what school teachers make, right?

Anonymous said...

I don't care for Dan Patrick, but wholeheartedly approve of these ideas. Of course, I am sure that you being a liberal are totally offended that anyone wants to show respect to a police officer.

Anonymous said...

Buy their lunch? He IS crazy!

Anonymous said...

Nice beaver...Thanks I just had it stuffed...

Anonymous said...

Dude is the most cracker of crackers I have ever seen. This idiot is funny.

Anonymous said...

He's wackier than the Rhome city government.

Anonymous said...

2:49 - That's not possible.

Anonymous said...

We appreciate his sentiment, but really would rather he not beg for favors on our behalf.

All we ask for is a decent wage (though I'll say that we should raise the salaries for teachers!), and the support of our citizens when we're doing the right thing. If one among us is doing wrong, we ask that you bring it to our attention, and give us the chance to clean up our mess.

--Texas Peace Officers.

Anonymous said...

If he was really pandering for votes, he would be urging citizens to buy lawyers a pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream.

Anonymous said...

It's time for the most trusted police force poll.

Anonymous said...

Ward you were a little hard on the beav last night.

DF June Cleaver