9.27.2012

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • Odd moment last night: The Kids In The House had to explain a Modern Family joke to us. (It involved "Yo Gabba Gabba". I had never heard of it.)
  • Mrs. LL played three notes of a song on a guitar and asked me to guess it. I was correct: Oasis's Wonderwall.  I was so busy slapping myself on the back that it didn't dawn on me until much later that it was her, not me, that I should have been proud of. After all, she played the notes.
  • I'm surprised the NFL refs compromised at all in reaching their agreement last night. Heck, it seems like they could have upped their demands to a point higher than their original first offer. They were in an absolute position of power. 
  • Considering the paranoia that football has over injuries right now, it seems amazing that there was ever an ESPN bit called "Jacked Up!" (It doesn't exist anymore, does it?)
  • Motorcycle death in Denton yesterday.
  • Something I say way too much before I make a point, "There's no question that [insert point]"
  • Wordkyle wanted me to let you know of a good cop in the Lubbock area. 
  • One Fox 4 story that absolutely shocked me yesterday was this guy describing how he was the victim of a home invasion robbery by three guys.  The report then described, with video footage, how those guys were seen using the victim's credit card in a nearby convenience store immediately thereafter. But   the store's video footage also had a shocker: The victim's teenage daughter was voluntarily with the robbers. She had set the robbery up.
  • Seven dead in wreck in Oklahoma panhandle yesterday.
  • Alvord's Homecoming parade will have "A Trip Through Time" theme with floats representing "Stone Age, Medieval/Greek, Wild West, 50s, Hippies, and 80s."  Isn't that theme just a tad bit broad?
  • The Fourth Grader In The House told us shortly before bedtime that she had smelled a skunk outside. About thirty seconds later, Mrs. LL was overcome with smell inside the house and fled out of the room. The Freshman-In-The-House and I, however, smelled absolutely nothing.  We haven't talked about it yet, but I think Mrs. LL suffered a bizarre episode of a psychosomatic manifestation. "You don't smell that!? You don't smell that!?" 
  • The Rangers lead is down to two games. But even if I remember that next year, I won't be able to convince myself that a Ranger's game in the dog days of summer actually is important. 





28 comments:

Rex Kramer said...

She's a little out of proportion, but still.... Nice

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
2 out of 5
Chicken arms!!! She needs to gain a few pounds.

Not good BG.

Anonymous said...

It's 8:48 and no comments - not a good start to the morning. WAKE UP!

Anonymous said...

Rangers' lead is three games.

Anonymous said...

The Rangers lead is 3 games with 7 regular season games left to play (4 with Oakland & 3 with LA Angels).

Anonymous said...

Yo Gabba Gabba ????? What is that?

Anonymous said...

The quack that did that surgery needs to be in jail. Ugly.

Anonymous said...

just fyi, rangers lead is 3 games

Anonymous said...

There's no question that....

her jugs are fake but SON of a B*TCH they're wonderful! Heck, I smiled back at her. Geez...

Anonymous said...

More proof the Democratic mindset does not work.

The top 10 worse public schools in the US are managed by Democrats.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

If Mrs. LL had played the first few bars of "Married With Children" or "Cigarettes & Alcohol," could you have named those tunes?

That home invasion story could have turned out much worse. Ask Jack Koslow.

Three games. I'll take a little wheels-off play from the Rangers if it keeps the Los Angeles California Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim out of the post-season. Somehow Billy Beane looks like a flipping genius again.

"What’s that? Ah — Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.” - DF Jim Mora

Triple Fake... said...

Today's RTG could have used about half that money for some arm enhancement surgery. She should have a Post-it note on her forehead that says: "Why are you even bothering to look up here after I spent all that money down there?"

What's the over/under on Boo-cat sightings?

The homecoming theme sounds more like "Stumbling through Time" since four of the floats represent the last couple hunnert years of American history. I would bet there is zero chance of seeing a high school gal in a Raquel Welch-type fur bikini a la One Million Years, B.C., but you never know. And what the heck is Medieval/Greek? Presumably, we're talking classical ancient Greece, which is nowhere near - chronological-wise - to medieval times (the era or the theme restaurants!)

Triple Fake H.G. Wells

Anonymous said...

"Jacked Up"was a good segment and is gone because the NFL, which couldn't care enough about player safety to reach an agreement with PROFESSIONAL refs, put a little pressure on broadcast partner ESPN to help it de-emphasize the violent nature of its product. This act by the same corporate entity that for decades made money selling photos and posters of defensive players delivering violent hits, but stopped that when one player used the number of on-line purchases of a specific hit for which he was fined by the commissioner in his appeal for the fine. BUT, for those folks wanting more "Jacked"-up", do a BING search for the program and one of the first results you will get is an on-line petition for the return of the segment. It has a staggering 165 signatures!

Anonymous said...

RTG is excellent! Thanks.

Please ignore Bacon's request for diabetics in bikinis.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

The wonders of silicone. Those are some fun-bags! Nice

Anonymous said...

Typical lefty.

Taxpayers spent 1.4 billion on the Obama's last year. (Drudge Report)

At least we know Mr. and Mrs. Romney would never do that because they have morals.

Anonymous said...

The Lubbock police story was heart warming.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the TYPICAL Lefty!

Listen to Rush and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Obama gave me a phone! LMAO

Anonymous said...

To Barry, Rage and the rest of you libs out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tpAOwJvTOio

Anonymous said...

More proof the Republican mindset does work - Wise County Schools. Both parties are controlled by Globalists out for a buck.

Anonymous said...

TIG OL!

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Quick. Get to Lubbock and give the alleged drunk your card and help the poor guy out with legal representation. He is surely a victim and needs all the help he can get. If he is an illegal alien Mexican, represent him pro bono.

Anonymous said...

I wON't My fwEe OBaMmY fONe foOL.

bob bobberson said...

Get me that skinny blonde in the black bedazzled bikini!

Anonymous said...

RE: The cop in Lubbock

There is no way that occurred in Lubbock. There is no sign of red dirt anywhere in that video clip.

Anonymous said...

Today's RMT girl....

"Got boobs?"

Oh, hell to the yea.

Anonymous said...

How come no post on Tarrant County DA sexual harassment settlement. Seems like LLDQ red meat.

DF Clarence Thomas

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