Edit: I listened to it at 10:00 a.m. and it was pretty good. Really good, in fact. Took all the blame. Said he was "selfish" and "irresponsible." He said he was sorry A LOT. One detail: He said his wife in no way injured him on the night of his car wreck or at any other time. "I brought this shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother . . . . " He also said he has been in rehab (didn't say "sex rehab") for 45 days with "a long way to go." He denied performance enhancing drugs (a rumor) and sounded mad about that. He also chastised the media for pursing his wife and kids to try and obtain photos. A small wow: He said he was raised a Buddhist and practiced it until he drifted it away from it several years ago --- "many may not realize that." "I plan to return to golf one day I just don't know when."
Odds (really) the following will be said:
7/2 I regret the hurt I’ve caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I’m sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change
25/1 We all need to move on
25/1 We’ve all made mistakes
33/1 I love Elin very much
66/1 Sex addiction
80/1 I just want to get back out on the course and concentrate on scoring birdies
80/1 Hate the sin, love the sinner
80/1 OK I admit it looks bad, but…
100/1 Jack Nicklaus
100/1 I’ve lost count how many
100/1 Get in the hole
100/1 I got a few too many birdies
100/1 Gentlemen do prefer blondes
100/1 They tried to make me go rehab
200/1 Thank God for John Terry
200/1 I’m not as bad as Ashley
200/1 I am retiring from professional golf
250/1 My tiger is back in it’s cage
250/1 My tiger has been tamed
250/1 At least I didn’t pay
500/1 I did not have sexual relations with that woman
How many times will Tiger say “sorry”?
16/1 None
5/2 One
9/4 Two
7/2 Three
9/2 Four
5/1 Five
7/2 Six or more
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2.19.2010
Official Tiger Woods "Press Conference" Betting Line
Edit: I listened to it at 10:00 a.m. and it was pretty good. Really good, in fact. Took all the blame. Said he was "selfish" and "irresponsible." He said he was sorry A LOT. One detail: He said his wife in no way injured him on the night of his car wreck or at any other time. "I brought this shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother . . . . " He also said he has been in rehab (didn't say "sex rehab") for 45 days with "a long way to go." He denied performance enhancing drugs (a rumor) and sounded mad about that. He also chastised the media for pursing his wife and kids to try and obtain photos. A small wow: He said he was raised a Buddhist and practiced it until he drifted it away from it several years ago --- "many may not realize that." "I plan to return to golf one day I just don't know when."
Odds (really) the following will be said:
7/2 I regret the hurt I’ve caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I’m sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change
25/1 We all need to move on
25/1 We’ve all made mistakes
33/1 I love Elin very much
66/1 Sex addiction
80/1 I just want to get back out on the course and concentrate on scoring birdies
80/1 Hate the sin, love the sinner
80/1 OK I admit it looks bad, but…
100/1 Jack Nicklaus
100/1 I’ve lost count how many
100/1 Get in the hole
100/1 I got a few too many birdies
100/1 Gentlemen do prefer blondes
100/1 They tried to make me go rehab
200/1 Thank God for John Terry
200/1 I’m not as bad as Ashley
200/1 I am retiring from professional golf
250/1 My tiger is back in it’s cage
250/1 My tiger has been tamed
250/1 At least I didn’t pay
500/1 I did not have sexual relations with that woman
How many times will Tiger say “sorry”?
16/1 None
5/2 One
9/4 Two
7/2 Three
9/2 Four
5/1 Five
7/2 Six or more
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LMAO! You're on a roll
Sarah Palin comment on that smart ass Russian skater guy's routine, where the American won gold: "How's that second-placey, silvery medal thing working out for yah?"
2 to 1: its time to rise to the occasion
LYAO all you want, but BG wasn't the one who compiled the list. He copied it off another site.
My money is on not crying. Tears at this point would look very insincere:
Will Tiger cry during the press conference?
5/2 Yes
1/4 No
Plus, I'm gonna go long shot and say he quotes lyrics from the Jefferson Starship song Ride the Tiger
On December 21 2012 we'll all be sorry.
Im so sick of hearing about Tiger Woods. I feel the only people he needs to apologize to are his wife and kids. Its really no one else's business. This kind of thing happens all the time to alot of different people. I feel sorry that just because some people have a big name that all of their mistakes and stupid decisions get brought up in the news. No one is perfect, although I'm sure alot of people think they are. Just let him and his family be. They will either work through it or they won't. It's not the end of the world.
Today on the news they talked about Tiger OMG who cares. The man likes to have sex. AND it is no ones business but his and his family. I feel sorry for his kids and wife. All this media and people coming out saying they had sex with him. The news airs this crap because people want it. I feel sorry for America and ashamed.
He said the same speach I did . It worked and that dumb bitch never knew. I love Tiger he hates liberal weenies too !
Tiger Woods Who Cares
I do not understand why Tiger had a media moment to discuss his personal issues. It is no one's business, except his wife's, that he was a cheating, whore mongering, horn dog.
It is equally wrong for aged horn dogs like Donald Trump and Geraldo Rivera to offer up their opinion that Tiger needs to get a divorce and chalk his marriage up to a youthful mistake and move on.
I can understand Elin Woods wanting to work to restore her marriage. If the marriage was good while Tiger was boning every ho-bag from the east to west coast of the US there is no reason not to give it a try to see how good their marriage can be when Tiger's not boning hos. I applaud Elin and Tiger for realizing the two of them CAN get over this difficult time in their marriage but their children would NEVER get over a divorce.
Why do we care?
What's the big deal?
I mean he's not the President of the United States or somethin.
I'm tired of hearing about people who say they're tired of hearing about Tiger Woods - or any other subject that gets too much play in the news cycle. If it bothers you that badly, just curl up in the fetal position and switch the channel to cartoons or the Disney Channel, where nothing bad ever happens...it's all just unicorns crapping rainbows
Just a doggone minute.
Parliamentary procedure point of clarification for Mzchief.
He has boned ho's in (deep inhale):
Afghanistan
Akrotiri
Albania
Algeria
American Samoa
Andorra
Angola
Anguilla
Antarctica
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Aruba
Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
just a sec, let me catch my breath.
Football guru
You have to admire his tennacity, 18 holes a day wasn't enough
stolen from the ticket
Hope he gets a case of uncureable shanks, or something worse.
Pick choose your aphorism:
1. All we are is dust in the wind.
2. All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
3. Dropkick me Jesus through the goalposts of life...Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Personally, I like #3.
My Other Brother Darryl
PS - apologies to Kansas, Pink Floyd, and Bobby Bare.
One Question:
Paper or Plastic?
It's all about the money baby!!
Atheletes who have done this in the past and been open about it and could care less what others think end up taking a beating from their respective associations, NFL, NBA, PGA (Daly), NHL, etc. Woods does it and hides it and he gets the sweetie pie treatment. What a joke! Like I said, it's all about the money baby. Elin has ole Tiger by the short hairs, he knows it and has to redeem himself in order to keep her paid.
RE: "On December 21 2012 we'll all be sorry."
No we won't.
Tiger who?
Ah, This is perfect! Clarifies
many misnomers I've been hearing.
Does anyone really give a rat's ass about Tiger?
I just wish Tigger would find a nice black chick....or would that be an oxy=moron..?
It appears to me that Tiger & his wife have a problem to deal with - not any of the rest of us. Remember, he is an athlete, a very good golfer. If you choose him as a role model, that's your choice. Whether his wife is white, black or green, it shouldn't matter to anyone but him and his wife. He appears to be getting "treatment" and whether that changes his behavior we'll have to wait for reports from the tabloids. Give it a rest, we've many more important issues to consider.
Tiger sounded like Sling Blade throughout the whole scripted apology. I don't think Tiger does much reading.
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