Sorry comrades, but I'm turning on the good ol' US of A in the sport of Women's Curling. The lure of Moscow is just too much, and those accents alone are enough to melt a patriot's heart. And I bet they could work a mean mop on a kitchen floor.
Warning: Don't get to 1:43 on the tape because coach Olga Andrianova makes an unwelcomed appearance.
In the interest of fairness, you could at least give us a visual rebuttal for the American team, so that we can make an informed decision on whom to support in this international conflict. Cheering for the ruskie team might be fun for now, but will it get them any product endorsements (or magazine spreads) that will insure their high profile in the US media after the Games are over?
You do have a point, though. The Moscow Ice Maidens could work my broom anytime! And Liudmila's accent is very...nice. You were also correct about Coach Olga. Yikes!
I met this Russian chick in a bar in London, England once. Drank and drank and drank. Went to dinner and went walking around the city that night and then to another bar. Everything was perfect. Talked about her coming to America to visit. Anyways, went to her hotel room and had sex four times. I got up - told her that I was going to run downstairs and get a bottle of champangne. I never returned. I bet she had a WTF? look on her face after about an hour.
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Curling = Women training for house duties!
In the interest of fairness, you could at least give us a visual rebuttal for the American team, so that we can make an informed decision on whom to support in this international conflict.
Cheering for the ruskie team might be fun for now, but will it get them any product endorsements (or magazine spreads) that will insure their high profile in the US media after the Games are over?
You do have a point, though. The Moscow Ice Maidens could work my broom anytime! And Liudmila's accent is very...nice. You were also correct about Coach Olga. Yikes!
Man, something about that turns me the freak on.
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3:22---
Really, dude? You really couldn't work "chink" And "fag" in there? I'm kinda disappointed, I don't mind telling you.
Stuff like this kind of makes you wonder why there are any wars.
WARNING....
No matter how they look or how they sound, they probably have more hair in their armpits than you do, Bu.
And they probably don't shave their legs either.
Maybe not, but they can be trained to do so...
sign me up for two ruskies!
I met this Russian chick in a bar in London, England once. Drank and drank and drank. Went to dinner and went walking around the city that night and then to another bar. Everything was perfect. Talked about her coming to America to visit. Anyways, went to her hotel room and had sex four times. I got up - told her that I was going to run downstairs and get a bottle of champangne. I never returned. I bet she had a WTF? look on her face after about an hour.
12:56 way to stiff that Ruskie hooker, now the Ruskie hookers hate Americans too
12:56---
That's a great story. It reminds me a lot of how I treated your mother, back in the day.
Ruskies- bomb them while we can.
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