The Campaign For DA

11.18.2008

You Got Fight . . . For Your Right . . . . To, You Know

I've seen this book-in photo for about two days now, and I keep strangely being drawn back to it it. I don't know who this chick is but apparently she was the winner on The Bachelor a few years back (a show I don't watch because it makes me realize how far removed I am from being in my 20s, tall, good looking, rich, and surrounded by young women). Anyway, I finally checked into the story and found out she was arrested last weekend in the great state of Texas after refusing to leave a bar. Specifically, the charges were public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct which, collectively, I like to refer to in legal terms as "a fun date." And the best part was that media standard TMZ reported she yelled that it was her "constitutional right" to stay in the bar. She's right about that. Hot, drunk chicks do have a constitutional right to stay at any bar. Look it up. It's next to the Commerce Clause.