11.18.2008

You Got Fight . . . For Your Right . . . . To, You Know

I've seen this book-in photo for about two days now, and I keep strangely being drawn back to it it. I don't know who this chick is but apparently she was the winner on The Bachelor a few years back (a show I don't watch because it makes me realize how far removed I am from being in my 20s, tall, good looking, rich, and surrounded by young women). Anyway, I finally checked into the story and found out she was arrested last weekend in the great state of Texas after refusing to leave a bar. Specifically, the charges were public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct which, collectively, I like to refer to in legal terms as "a fun date." And the best part was that media standard TMZ reported she yelled that it was her "constitutional right" to stay in the bar. She's right about that. Hot, drunk chicks do have a constitutional right to stay at any bar. Look it up. It's next to the Commerce Clause.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think she was too drunk to run a 5K. I know what I would do if she was on her hands and knees.

Woof.

Bobby said...

I actually know her from when I lived in Del Rio (where she was arrested)! Let me tell you that she is one crazy woman and it doesn't surprise me one bit that this happened. I got to know her one night after a LOT of tequila....WOW! I'll leave the rest of the story to Paul Harvey.

Anonymous said...

The chica was just kick'n back.

Kick'n back.

Kick'n back.

Kick'n back.

Double Fake Kick'n Back

Anonymous said...

which is next to the right to vote, the right to free health care, the right to a free college education, the right to .......

GOOBER said...

Can you explain how you would argue a commerce case involving an "escort"?

Anonymous said...

Is this blog being run by the same guy? Something doesn't seem right anymore.

Anonymous said...

2:33------

commerce involving an Escort??
In Wise County that means selling meth out of the trunk of a compact car

Anonymous said...

I would 5k her at frillys



ROCK ME

Anonymous said...

3:39

maybe you just morphed into a slug and people keep putting salt on you

Anonymous said...

I just logged on for some wisdom. Your county is mis-named.

Anonymous said...

i love her

Anonymous said...

I wasn't drunk in public, I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public.

Double Fake Ron White

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Uhh Huh.

Looks as crazy as an outhouse rat.

Anonymous said...

Oh, this is Palin's evil twin sister that the media doesn't want you to know about.

Shane Davis

Anonymous said...

I would lick her drunk toes