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10.01.2008

This May Qualify As . . .

. . . the most uninteresting post ever, but I have been bugged. You see, I'm a creature of habit. I take the same routes. Wake up at the same time. Stalk the same women. Pretty much go to the same places. And always enter the same door of the courthouse. So I became confused when I looked down and saw this white painted line on the courthouse lawn that mysteriously appeared a couple of days ago. That lawn is always the same so this is the equivalent of a crop circle in the movie, Signs. Come to think about, there was a helicopter circling the courthouse square for a good hour yesterday. Something's up. Or that's the out of bounds marker for the new downtown golf course.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that white laine represents a new flower bed going in place soon...

Anonymous said...

that is a snail trail!

Anonymous said...

Watch out stalkers know everything you are doing ... that is what happens when you are a creature of habit...

Anonymous said...

White lines indicate ground under repair in golf.(Rule 25-1) White stakes are used to mark out of bounds.(Rule 27-1)

Double Fake Slugger White

Anonymous said...

That's how that white line looked when I was trying to walk it.

Anonymous said...

That was left by a defendant who was at the Courthouse for somethin to do with Meth or somethin.

Anonymous said...

That is the outline for the new million dollar express priosner pick-up and drop off lane Commisioners approved.

Jarhead said...

Did you try to snort it?

I would have. Free cola!

Anonymous said...

"Shhhhhhhhhh.....I'm twy'n to catch Michael Irvin."

Double Fake Elmer Fudd

Anonymous said...

Jar, I just love the way you change your graphics!

Cute!

Anonymous said...

I vote for flowers too, 3:15 PM, maybe even bulbs for the fall and spring. I just hope they hit a water line, or a power line, or a telephone line, or a sewer line while they are digging, but since they can't spell so well, I'm just gonna pray for the best.

Anonymous said...

Is that the best they could think up as how to use confiscated cocaine in Wise Co.?

Rednecks are so unimaginitive

mzchief said...

Did someone accidentally poke a hole in an evidence bag containing a pound of meth?

Gorilla said...

8:07 - Us Wise County residents can't afford cocaine; we're doing good just to get our meth.

Anonymous said...

Is a meth addict one who od's on methodism??
Can meth be used as an alternitive fuel source??
Can one gargle peanut butter and fly backwards at the same time??
Is there really a ufo base at the grasslands??

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