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10.01.2008

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

  • Those kids that allegedly killed the lady in Roanoke (right next to crime free Trophy Club) were stopped in Yankton, South Dakota for curfew violation. They need a curfew in Yankton?
  • I bet I haven't taken any prescription medication in two years.
  • Did Kim Kardashian get booted off Dancing With The Stars last night. That's some big booty discrimination going on right there.
  • Megan Henderson hasn't been on Fox 4 all week. And I don't have her tied up in my basement.
  • Weren't we told the economy would collapse if the bailout bill was not passed last week?
  • Whenever I get an email with "Fwd:" in the subject line, I begin to power down.
  • At least two of three twirlers from Van High School were suspended after they performed to "I Kissed A Girl" at a pep rally. Well, after they were told NOT to perform to that song. I kept getting distracted by thoughts of Nutri-System while watching the story. (If you saw it, you'd understand.)
  • Whenever a "suspicious package" is found, it turns out to a big bag of nothing.
  • Do you think your life has gone terribly wrong if you get arrested in a cow suit? (Thanks emailer.)
  • Saw a lady turn down a 3 year plea bargain offer only to get sentenced to 7 years after a hearing in Wise County yesterday during a probation revocation docket. (Dope case.) Some in the gallery thought it was too harsh. Someone else told me it was too light. I hate the probation revocation docket.
  • And its always a weird sight to see someone in their regular clothes get escorted over to the "inmate section" of the courtroom (to sit amongst the inmates) because he or she is headed off to the hoosegow.
  • Gov. Rick Perry said yesterday that he needs $24 million in taxpayer money to fight gangs. That man has impeccable timing on when to ask for a big bag of money.
  • The O.J. Simpson trial sure if flying under the radar.
  • Listening to Wade Phillips talk drives me insane.
  • Whether it be worn out socks, underwear, t-shirt or whatever, it always feels weird simply throwing them in the trash.
  • New poll: Nearly one in three homes in Texas speak Spanish. Heard a guy on the radio blame Dora the Explorer.
  • In the Rangers "What Went Wrong Year Ending Press Conference", GM Jon Daniels said that the team needs pitching. You think? Really? (And this was being said as former Ranger John Danks pitched the White Sox into the playoffs last night.)
  • When I've opened my garage door over the last few mornings, I've walked out onto my driveway and just want to stand there for about 30 minutes.
  • It would be bad to be a pedophile. It would be worse to be a stupid pedophile: Randall Wolford gets caught in the To Catch A Predator scheme a couple of years ago when the show came to North Texas. Well, he's been picked up again. Do you think that's what his momma planned for his life when she took him home from the hospital and wrapped up in his crib?
  • I always try to buy the same brand and style of socks. Prevents matching issues later on.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Standing in the driveway after opening the garage door, Barry?

Sounds like a serious case of brain freeze.

See your doctor.

Anonymous said...

I knew there was a reason I shouldn't have let my kids watch Dora the Explorer. I just thought it was because no matter how many times we tell her she keeps asking to whom we go when we don't know which way to go. THE MAP!!!!

Anonymous said...

im with you on the sock thing, i were only hanes ankle socks. (for girls theyre called "booties" i think). granted, it takes awhile to get used to with cowboy boots but i never have to worry about matching, and once you get the hair worn off you calves its not so bad. i do have one pair of camo insulated socks that i wear once or twice a yr, because i dont want bambi to see my socks.

how bout it folks, what kind of socks do you wear?

Anonymous said...

"Weren't we told the economy would collapse if the bailout bill was not passed last week?"

Using Google images to look at stock market graphs in 1929 and after, you will see a drop initially then up, then up & down as it continue to fall downward. Everything did not happen instantly. Watch the movie, Cinderella Man, to get an idea what you need to prepare for.

Don't throw away that underwear. Jarhead and Wordkyle will need a change of skivvies during this depression.

Anonymous said...

"Megan Henderson hasn't been on Fox 4 all week. And I don't have her tied up in my basement."

I read somewhere the other day that Megan has been sick lately. I believe that they called it something like "Burnt Skin Disease." Never heard of it, but maybe she needs someone to comfort her and take care of her.

Anonymous said...

The cow lady made my day. The site has comments. Great fun!

Anonymous said...

Matching socks: I have 2..... I'm good to go.

Anonymous said...

MORE BREAKING NEWS..NEAR B'PORT MAN RUNS INTO STORE..APPEARS TO BE 10.44..HIGH ON DRUGS..this should be good..mtf..

Anonymous said...

LOOKS LIKE B'PORT PD HAS SUSPECT UNDER CONTROL..THANK GOD..

Anonymous said...

In hearing about the twirlers getting suspended for the song, I am reminded of the Decatur Band playing "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane a few years ago. My guess is the adults did not know all of the drug references "laced" into the music. We can't have the kids watching the twirlers perform to Kissing a Girl, because it might offend Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Here is an idea - instead of the $700 billion bail-out, give every adult US tax payer $1,000,000. We can pay off our mortgage, bills, start buying stuff again which would stimulate the economy, invest the rest or put it away for retirement. That would cost a whole lot less than $700 billion. Then Wall Street would just have to fend for itself. I think I would be more responsible with my million than Wall Street would with $700 billion.

Jarhead said...

"Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of those boobies a kiss

This is my kind of town, chicago is
My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of knockers too
It seems like they're staring at you

And each time I roam, chicago is
Calling me home, chicago is
Why I just love those sweater puppets...
Its my kind of town

My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of big ol' hooters
And it has, all those funbags and jumblies

And each time I leave, chicago is
Tuggin my sleeve, chicago is
size DD, chicago is
huge baby-feeders, chicago is
One town that wont let you down
Its my kind of town"
~ The Chairman of the Board

Anonymous said...

This "sock talk" is exciting, I too get the same type, color etc.

Anonymous said...

barron, find out about megan h.
i googled burnt skin disease and got nothing. i am worried bout her.

Anonymous said...

"Megan Henderson hasn't been on Fox 4 all week. And I don't have her tied up in my basement."
Technicality, your Honor - few homes in this area have basements. Do you have her...anywhere, tied up or otherwise?

8:36 - if you wear boots, why worry about whether your socks match?

"Gov. Rick Perry said yesterday that he needs $24 million in taxpayer money to fight gangs."
He shouldn't have to worry about it. With the way the economy is going, we (I mean US Americans) will be trying to sneak INTO Mexico, not t'other way 'round.
I'm just sayin'


"Nearly one in three homes in Texas speak Spanish."
Get used to it. Pretty soon we Anglo-bolillo types will be in the minority. Start your kids on Spanish now, they will be able to cope better when they grow up.

"Bolillo is a slang term used in some parts of Latin America to some people from the United States, members of the Caucasian race. [1] The usage is similar to the word Gringo." from Wiki
(It's also a kind of white bread, basically the Latino derogatory form of "cracker", pronounced "vo-LEO". So get used to that, also!)


Triple Fake-o Noah Webster

Anonymous said...

The cow suit story reminds me of the guy in Ft Worth who runs marathons, half marathons, 10 and 5ks in the same cow suit. He just does not piss on the sidewalk (that I know of).

The pic of Amanda reminds me of running the Chicago marathon and getting passed by dude in a leopard thong and running shoes.

DF Marathon Corby

Anonymous said...

i aggree, give the bailout to people who pay taxes, not the ones that dont or get more back than they pay in.

the only place more dangerous to put the money than wall street is in the US Congress.

Anonymous said...

is that a gorilla in a cow suit..?

Anonymous said...

i was glad to see the messupper pick up on the KLINDERA not QUINDERA story.. i thinks they is readin yo blog BG..!!

Anonymous said...

I wish I was a sand crab or somethin.

Anonymous said...

Barry, I cannot believe you have not posted the hottest news of the day?

BILL NELSON IS FIFTY YEARS OLD.

We are all invited to Pizza Hut tonight at 6:00 to extend our birthday greetings.

I thought he was at least sixty!

Anonymous said...

924 well it would be a great idea if'n your math were anywhere near correct..problem is there are aprox. 130 million tax-payers..according to my math you could only give $1 million each to 700,000 taxpayers, what about the other 129,300,000..?

masonnmadison said...

Is that Lindsay Lohan? Did anyone else notice that todays entry was dated 10.1.2009??? Just asking?

Anonymous said...

The Mexican northward migration has to be one of the fastest movement of people ever. The Dallas ISD has gone from 35% to 65%hispanic in 12 years. There is really no reason that Texas should be part of the United States. Throughout history the inclusion of areas that were ethnically different from the rest of a country led to unrest and war. Probably most wars were preceeded by migration.

masonnmadison said...

Let me rephrase that, is that Lindsay Lohan w/ a tan?

Anonymous said...

hey 11:19
Isn't that how we got here?????
Should we head back to England?

Anonymous said...

It isn't the fact that they "might offend Jesus", it is the fact that they are in high school and were specifically told "don't do this" and then they went ahead and did it anyway. And if you watched the interview, you saw where they actually weighed violation against what they thought the punishment would be (having to do extra running, or exercise). And Barry, i had similar thoughts concerning mom and daughter's grazing habits.

Anonymous said...

Thank God there is a curfew in Yankton.

Jarhead said...

Dang. I've looked at that picture 10 times and I just now noticed that girl's jacked up grill.

She needs to have some work done on those teef.

Jarhead out.

Anonymous said...

I'm the same way about clothes. I wear them until they flat fall apart or they don't fit anymore. Mrs. DF secretly cleans out my closet and tosses/donates my old clothes without me noticing, until the one day when I'm looking for my "favorite" old shirt to wear, only to find out it has been covertly "processed" by Mrs. DF.

Megan Henderson has Toasted Skin Syndrome. I believe BUBear posted that fact a few days back.

Tim Ryan has also been out all week.

We notice Megan, we don't notice Tim. Coincidence?

Tell it to Tim.

Double Fake 1-800 Hot Pigs

Anonymous said...

Today is Jimmy I'm not going to shut my pie hole until I win a Nobel prize Carters b'day.

Happy birthday to you, you worthless dimwit.

Anonymous said...

Cow woman was on CNN!

Anonymous said...

Jarhead, I agree!! The girl in the picture could probably do a pretty good job of eating corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.

M-M said...

9:24 am: As 11:01 pointed out, if you gave $1 million to the 130 million taxpayers, that would total $130 trillion. A little more than 700 billion. Double check that math.

Anonymous said...

11:41 That is not how I got here. I think that most of us got here due to lust. Maybe you flew in from England and should go home. None of the people around me migrated here.

Anonymous said...

Half black angus-half holstein

Anonymous said...

You folks on about the grill are failing to focus on the headlights

Anonymous said...

You've had that girl on before -different bikini, same grill and glasses.

Anonymous said...

Matching socks? Who gives a rats rear end? My Rustler jeans cover them anyways. Sheesh


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