6.30.2008

I'm In Tomato Heaven


So I come back to my office and find these two bottles on my desk. I'm still trying to figure out where they came from but they have a "Decatur, TX" label on them.

Edit: I made a Dan Quail spelling error but quickly corrected it before anyone saw. I thought. 

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

And it was made from hand-picked Florida and Mexican tomatoes....

Don't all lawyers still employ tasters?

Anonymous said...

You should try the Fo Crackers Honky Salsa.

Anonymous said...

I am just wondering ...do you everything that is left for you at your office?
Have you ever thought twice about it?

bigfan said...

They are probably from a guy who didn't think he was represented very well. I'd be careful if i were you.

bigfan said...

Barry,

Your in what heaven? Did you learn to spell in Bridgeport, or at Baylor? Either would be a good explanation. :)

Anonymous said...

Salmonella in sauce form. I hope your commode has internet access.

bigfan said...

wow, that was quick - no need to post -

Anonymous said...

i think those were from the fresh produce guy. you gave him free advertising with the last bottle you posted on here, so now he is getting some more.

im' just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about the spelling error. The dinosaur liberal media had a field day with Dan Quail but you don't hear a peep out of them when Obammy said he had campaigned in 57 states.

Anonymous said...

So who are these five white guys that make hot sauce?

Anonymous said...

Hey, 5:00 poster
Nice condemnation there. However, you misspelled a word yourself. It should be "YOU'RE in what heaven?" - not "Your...
Grammatical error, but spelled wrong just the same. What fine institution of higher learning did you graduate from? (Yeah, ended on a preposition.)
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Write on Barry. Ewe got it perfect.

Double Fake Dan Quayle

Anonymous said...

Cinco Gringos. The last all-white professional basketball team. I believe they went 0-82.

Double Fake Whitey Ford

Anonymous said...

I agree with 7:34. The news media is so bias in favor of anything associated with the Democratic Party that anyone who does not notice is pretty dumb. On the other hand Barry might be guilty of a speling error now and then, but who isn't.

Anonymous said...

"How do you fix a broken tomato?"

"Tomato paste!"
Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Anonymous said...

I've ended many sentences with a proposition.

Anonymous said...

While we're spelling - the former idiot vice-president was Dan Quayle - not the bird - you bird brains.

Anonymous said...

Barry - Since we are speaking of mistakes I noticed a word form error a few days ago. In the rant about the situation in Alvord you wrote "you heard it hear first." It should be "here."

Anonymous said...

9:54, what'd you do that for?

Anonymous said...

BG how about you call that there 10 digit phone number on the label?

RPM said...

LOL, mild & medium.

Anonymous said...

That hot sauce could be from a foreign tourist organizsation and could be laced with Antrax or even worse Spinal Tap.

Toss it now!

Anonymous said...

Ok, so where does it come from??? I love me some good hot sauce!!

Anonymous said...

im pretty sure thats made by rick slimp. i got it as a gift from him once.

rov said...

I remember growing up my stepmom would always get onto me for saying, " where did ya get that at?" Her reply was always ..."between the A & the T, you don't end a sentence with AT!" I really hated that!!!!!! Now, I find myself saying the same thing in my head! GEEZ!!!! And to think my dad divorced her 10 yrs ago...and her memory STILL lingers!!!

It's ok bigfan...YOUR intentions were good!!!

Anonymous said...

Antrax? A new rail line I suppose.

Anonymous said...

Ya know Mr. Slimp travels outside the USA. Hope he didn't sneak some of them foreigner 'maters and peppers through customs.

I think I still have some of that Cinco Gringos in my frig.

Anonymous said...

Hee-hee. He said,"Frig".

Anonymous said...

You know how in the movie Cars where the sheriff car says to the tow truck,"Tow Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the prisoners in the impound lot?" Tow Mater said,"Ta not to" real bummed out sounding? That was funny.
I gotta get some grownup movies or start spending some more time away from my kids or something.

Anonymous said...

Dang it, I've previously had to come to the defense of Barron for his spelling and grammatical errors. It's his blog and he can do what he wants. Besides, he is probably too busy defending winos, scofflaws, and jaywalkers to bother with Spellcheck.

Double Fake Clarence Darrow

Anonymous said...

9:32

Another post from the Fake Double Fake.

Real Fake Double Fake for Sure

Anonymous said...

I have had this salsa, and it is great. The people that made it for sure use safe tomatoes and products. The jar I enjoyed was sold to benefit someone that needed finanical help due to medical costs. And, this is made by a real Christian family trying to make things better for a troubled world.

Anonymous said...

I think we need an update on how you liked it, Barry.