9.14.2006

Compulsive

I decided I was fat four weeks ago. Since then, I've gone strictly Lean Cusine, Healthy Choice, and Weight Watchers with brussell sprouts on the side. (Really.) Oh, and I've discovered the two fat gram Power Bars as a desert. I've now lost 9 pounds. And Nicole Richie is looking really good to me right now.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard crystal-meth works wonders for weightloss.

Anonymous said...

I heard crystal-meth works wonders for weightloss.

Anonymous said...

Yea 1:03, you can be his next client!

mzchief said...

Aheemmmm!

Stop eating chicken sandwiches!

*SMuG GRiN*

comment4U said...

You can't eat Nicole Ritchie for dessert...Starving Man High on Frozen Food Preservatives Eats Starlet and Lands in Jail.....

miz.gina said...

Good for you Barry!

Anonymous said...

Barry, give me a break! You fat?? You probably do think Nicole looks good! That is way too skinny! It is nasty!

Anonymous said...

Just don't do anything to that cute butt!!

mzchief said...

WHOA NELLIE!
Barry has a "cute butt"?

Incidentally, did anyone hear how Barry's rocks went over at the Mineral Society Meeting on September 5th?

greta said...

I remember that Barry did have a cute butt back in the eighties.

Anonymous said...

Barry doesn't have a butt , just a hole in his back ! lol !