Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• My favorite headlines from over the weekend:
  
• Well, we know now that India will get anything they want from us. (And they actually did blast out Macho Man over the speakers).
  
• It's the last day for this old building who, through some type of black magic, created a Twitter account over the weekend. If it doesn't tweet out things like "Ouch!" and "Hey! That smarts!" when the wrecking ball starts hitting it this morning, I'll be disappointed. 
  
  
• How about this for police work: A guy gets involved in a minor hit-and-run. Cops want to find him so, in hopes of flushing him out, they lie about the accident by saying a woman had died. The man, hearing the news, commits suicide. To make it even worse, dashcam picks the cops up saying, "It's a lie, but it's fun." 
  
  
  
  
• If you want to watch a Flat Earther take a doomed home-made steam rocket launch from over the weekend, you can.
  
• Longtime readers know I'm a fan of William McRaven -- a guy of impeccable credentials but who I discovered because of his advice of "Make your bed."  He went scorched earth on Trump in the The Washington Post this weekend. 
  
• A faithful reader just happened to have a travel magazine lying around with the answer to Friday's question of whatever happened to Tiffani Amber Thiessen.
  
• This happens in our home in the middle of the night about four times a year: Me (awaking to Mrs. LL walking out of the room): "Where you going?" Her (groggily): "Bathroom." Me: "Wrong way." Her (doing a 180 degree turn): "Thanks." Last night was the first one for 2020 -- an event which she will learn about for the first time when she reads this.
• I predicted last week, after Elizabeth Warren tore up Bloomberg in the debate, that Trump would begin  promoting Bernie Sanders. It didn't take long to prove, yet again, I'm a political genius:
  
• Here's a project for the Wise County Messenger's history columnist: What's the story about the building of the courthouse? Was there a big dust up over the cost? And what about the renovations which destroyed the grandeur of the district courtroom? Did anyone think twice about it? 
• I've jumped back in to The West Wing (which I didn't watch back in the day), and am now into Season Two.  Man, that show was so prophetic in so many ways.
• Look, I had no interest in the heavyweight match between Wilder and Fury this weekend, but watching the crowd sing American Pie after the bout will make you smile no matter who you are. 
  
• Messenger: Above the Fold 

It's Friday. Let's Get Out of Here.

This is RIDICULOUS!

Steven Adams with ease 😂 pic.twitter.com/kQKIpBOP00

— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) February 14, 2020

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How not to lower a boat into the water. pic.twitter.com/OyCOGMdtL1

— The Thankful Outdoorsman (@bushcamp2) February 17, 2020

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What way to start your morning 😭 pic.twitter.com/3LpSGmKJ8P

— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) February 19, 2020

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She took her kid skiing.
Then he glitched...😂🤣😭❄️💀 pic.twitter.com/SBobVI20ua

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 18, 2020

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Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• This miraculous recovery of NASCAR's Ryan Newman, going from "serious but not life-threatening condition" to walking out of a hospital less than 72 hours later, almost makes my conspiracy theory detector go off. I'm not exactly sure how, but it's softly beeping. 
  
• The Aggies beat Prairie View A＆M last night 30-2. In baseball. It was 27-0 after the second inning. 
• The NFL Player's Union distributed a "fact sheet" about the proposed new collective bargaining agreement. Here's an excerpt from page 3 where the less significant aspects of the proposal are set out. But part of it got my attention. For reference, in Colorado the legal limit for DWI under the influence of marijuana is five nanograms.
  
  
• The jail sentence: Four days in jail with credit for one day. Not mentioned: How much good conduct time the Sheriff gives in Collin County.
  
• So how much good conduct time can you get when sentenced to the local county jail for a misdemeanor? I was thrown for a little of a loop this morning. I had always thought the maximum was 3 days credit for one day served  But the statute, unless I'm reading it wrong, says that the maximum is one day extra credit for one day served (that's 2 days credit for 1 day served), and the total credit can't be more than 1/3 of the sentence. Someone tell me what I'm missing.
• The Wise County Sheriff's office has always had a weird policy of 2 for 1 credit after 30 real days. 
• One oddity is that any Texas sheriff controls the time credit for his jail. A judge can't sentence someone to jail and order it be served "day for day." 
• "What the hell was that all about? . . . Can we get like Gone with the Wind back, please?" - Donald Trump ranting last night about Parasite winning Best Picture because it was made in South Korea. 
  
• Whatever happened to Tiffani Amber Thiessen?
• I watched the very short documentary, Long Shot, on Netflix about how an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm filmed at a Dodgers game ended up freeing a man accused of murder. Two things that pleasantly surprised me: (1) California procedure allows a judge to simply throw out a case that the State was foolish enough to bring, and (2) the guy sued the cops for conducting a crappy investigation and settled for six figures. 
  
• The Supreme Court is about to decide whether a 1964 Civil Rights law protects transgendered people because it prohibits discrimination on the bases of "sex."  Rumors were floated by right wingers yesterday that Justice Gorsuch would be the swing vote and it might go different than one would think. 
  
• Regarding that case, I wrote the bullet point below earlier this year. When I went to the National Archives in December, they actually had a display of the handwritten alteration of the bill in Congress where "sex" was inserted. I felt pretty good about the fact I was one of the few walking by it who knew why it was on display. (There was no signage about the pending Supreme Court case.)
  
• As everyone celebrates the 40th anniversary of the U.S. Hockey team beating the Russians in the Olympics, remember (1) the game was shown on TV after it concluded on tape delay  -- it was actually played at 4:00 p.m. CST and not during the evening when most people watched it, (2) the game wasn't for the gold medal. The U.S. still had to play Finland. Personal note: I watched a portion of it in Cundiff, Jack County, Texas. 

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• I would like to withdraw my prediction that Michael Bloomberg would make a surge for the Democratic nomination. Elizabeth Warren murdered him last night. 
  
• New prediction: Now watch Trump start the attacks on Warren this week and start throwing veiled support at Bernie or Pete. He wants no part of Warren on a debate stage. 
• Today Roger Stone will be sentenced -- and possibly pardoned -- all in the same morning.
  
• Side note about the location of Stone's sentencing: I walked right past that federal courthouse in December and didn't really realize it. It's right there between the Capitol and the Newseum on Pennsylvania Avenue. I remember looking at the statue in front of it, though. I've talked to one Wise County attorney who has actually been in one of the courtrooms. "They take themselves very seriously in there," he told me. 
  
• Legal nerd stuff I thought about while in D.C.: Who prosecutes things like DWI and shoplifting? D.C. isn't a state with counties, so is every little crime a federal crime? The U.S. Attorney can't be in charge of those minor prosecutions, right? The answer turned out to be pretty interesting and kind of wild. 
• I saw this photo of LBJ yesterday leaning in towards Kennedy while at the breakfast in Fort Worth on November 22, 1963.  I'm not sure I'd seen it before. Compare it to the photo of him leaning into Supreme Court Justice Abe Fortas (which I have framed in my office.) 
  
  
  
  
• As expected, Brandon McCall was convicted of capital murder in Collin County yesterday. Is it politically incorrect to admit that I wonder if he was normal based upon the same of his skull? 
  
• The NFL Player's Union and owners are about to reach a new deal on their collective bargaining contract. The weakest union in America is about to become weaker. And as soon as it is signed, the owners will turn around and put the screws to the networks for new TV deals which are already earning them $5 billion a year. 
• I previously offered a shout out to the boys at Karl Klement's body shop, but I failed to mention a very sweet lady at the counter. She pointed that out to me yesterday as she told me she had also been reading Liberally Lean for years. I apologize. For both. (Although she did laugh a little too hard when I said, "Oh, I write it all in good fun. That's until, as my mom used to say, 'Someone's gonna whip you one of these days, boy'.") 
• Other than gas isn't that cheap anywhere, property taxes are killings me, straw decisions aren't a big player in my life, I don't want to carry a 45, Whataburger is owned by a Chicago investment firm, and our governor is a shameless panderer to the masses, I'm good.
  
  
• Heard a branch banking discussion this morning: "Since the peak of more than 1,800 North Texas branches in 2010, almost 200 local banking outlets have closed their doors."  Trivia: Most people don't realize that branch banking in Texas was illegal up until around 1986.
• Random Helen Hunt note:
  
• In watching any TV or or movie drama made before 2000, it just jumps out at you that a character's problem-of-the-moment could be solved today by just pulling out their phone. (I thought about this yesterday when watching a simple scene in The West Wing where Josh was on a pay phone trying to convince the operator to look up the name of a big law firm in a city which he couldn't remember.) 

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• The Messenger has a story today about a bad wreck at FM 2123 and FM 51. That should sound familiar. Here's a random bullet point from 2011: 
  
• Trump cared so much about the corruption in the Ukraine that yesterday he pardoned or commuted the sentences of a bunch of rich white guys convicted of corruption.
  
• Here's a hot sports opinion: The Texas UIL trophy for winning bi-district is too large. 
  
• The Houston Astros scandal almost got put on the back burner because of an Alvord basketball controversy. Actually, I have no idea what this is about.  But the word "speculation" instead of "not true" is kind of weird. Someone contact "Cooke County SportsTalk" to get to the bottom of this. 
  
• A guy shoots me a photo of every big money Super PAC mailer he receives going after Kay Granger.  They just keep coming. 
  
• President Obama's State of the Union speech in 2010 all makes sense now: "During the address, Obama condemned the Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission ruling, stating, 'Last week, the Supreme Court reversed a century of law that I believe will open the floodgates for special interests – including foreign corporations – to spend without limit in our elections.' Justice Samuel Alito was seen frowning and mouthing the words 'not true' when Obama criticized the Supreme Court." 
  
• Speaking of. 
  
• I've said it before, I want this former Bridgeport gal's press agent. She made Fox 4 again last night. 
  
• Good grief. A 46 year old skier in Vail died this way: "Bettis said the chairlift’s folding seat was left in the upright position which created a gap when Varnish went to sit down and his coat got caught around his head and neck area, cutting off his airway. Eyewitnesses told local news outlets ski patrol performed CPR on the 46-year-old skier who was pronounced dead at the hospital." That's the eighth skiing death this year in Colorado, but short of the 22 deaths last season from skiing and snowboarding. 
• I got a slick 30 page brochure in the mail yesterday wanting me to attend a $1,500 mass tort legal seminar at The Wynn in Las Vegas. Buddy, you got the wrong guy. But just look at day three: Pick what possible scam litigation you are interested in!  And you can get liquored up at 10:30 a.m. before you go. 
  
• People are dogging me to watch the McMillions documentary. I read the long article about the scandal two years ago but go lost midway through it. But this HBO series must be much better and right in my wheelhouse. 
• Former Baylor coach Matt Rhule's home is for sale. 
  
• Hot sports opinion #2: Jason Witten wants to come back for another season. No thanks. He unjustifiably forced Blake Jarwin to the bench last year because Jason Garrett likes his buddy.
  
• I almost let Delkus out of the dog-house for this but, since I hold an honorary doctorate from the American Meteorological Society, I cannot sanction this low-brow humor.
  
  
  
• Messenger: Above the Fold

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• An odd story from overnight. It's off Seminary Drive in south Fort Worth in a Alamo storage facility. (Very random side note: The Star-Telegram story linked to a map for the location and it sent me to MapQuest. I had completely forgotten about MapQuest.)
  
• The Boy Scouts of America filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in order to get a handle of a mountain of sexual assault claims. I wonder what that means to the massive amount of acreage out at Lake Bridgeport that the Scouts own. (I thought about the when I saw this sentence from the story which indicates its major assets are land: "Amid the crush of lawsuits, the Scouts recently mortgaged the major properties owned by the national leadership, including the headquarters in Irving, Texas, and the 140,000-acre Philmont Ranch in New Mexico, to help secure a line of credit.") Edit: A faithful reader corrects me: "Sid Richardson is owned by your local scout area council, not the national BSA organization, and is unaffected by the bankruptcy."
  
• Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died 19 years ago at Daytona. NASCAR almost had another death last night. 
  
• A lady has been arrested on charges of Intoxication Manslaughter after allegations she hit a pedestrian in Uptown Dallas. And the case gets took a weird twist when it was reported she was driving a Polaris "Slingshot."
  
• Run vs. Pass percentage in the NFL. I'm no statistician, but this seems to qualify as a sustained trend. And the Cowboys paid Zeke Elliott how much? 
  
• A guy tweeted "I have some questions about this sports bar steakhouse mural, which features the Ohio State Buckeyes vs the San Francisco Rams", and I can't stop thinking about it. (Not to mention the odd ball carrier and the Van Gogh like swirls in the background.
  
• I watched a great documentary on Netflix about Ruby Ridge. It's titled "Every Knee Shall Bow" and is produced by PBS's American Experience. Three thumbs up.  
  
• I was looking at the Wise County Jail list and noticed that last night a 63 year old was arrested for possession of marijuana for less than two ounces. Think about that. In the year 2020, a man was taken off the street by the government and placed in a cage for holding a little bit of a plant. (And at 10:00 a.m. this morning you can legally go by a bottle of vodka.)
• Stay with me here: A former conservative state lawmaker (and faithful Liberally Lean reader) has asked me to make you aware this op-ed being distributed regarding a proposed voting rule in the Texas Senate which will change the threshold vote of when a bill can be considered. If I read it correctly, the change would require only a majority vote for bill consideration down from 60% which is the current rule. Don't care? "In our heavily urban state, rural areas could be more easily outvoted under a rule change." Translated: That majority rule ain't gonna look so good when the Democrats take a slim majority in the Senate -- something which is on the verge of happening. 
• BagOfNothing posted a picture yesterday of his son being tested for a possible concussion. I had no idea that part of the concussion protocol was the DWI "Walk and Turn" test.

  

  "Hey, doc, I can't do this sober!"

• This is a little in the weeds, but I've been following the Dallas appeal of a multi-million jury verdict award to a guy in an alleged bank fraud case in a real estate deal where he is represented in part by Decatur lawyers. I noticed that the same name of the guy who won the award showed up in a different appeal out of Fort Worth last Thursday but this time he is the defendant. The court summarized the case as "The Bagwells, who are husband and wife, served as directors of the nonprofit HOAs. During the time that the Bagwells were directors of the HOAs, loans were obtained from Sister Initiative, an entity owned by the Bagwells’ daughters, on terms that made the HOAs liable for the loans’ repayment. The Bagwells were subsequently ousted as directors of the HOAs, and litigation involving the loans ensued . . . . In essence, the trial court found that the Bagwells used the Sister Initiative loans as a means of funneling money to themselves while leaving the HOAs liable for the loans’ repayment." Opinion.
• I really don't follow girls basketball much, but you had to like the name of last night's matchup between the Bridgeport Sissies and the Stephenville Honey Bees.