It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here

 Always keep your eye on the skateboard (although I guess he did, literally.)
 I've got a question: Why does everyone run like a murder has been committed.
 Not a bad Bicycle Kick. And not a bad Kid Kick (although inappropriate.)
 "Honey, I promise. My undivided attention was on the kid."
 "That second blow felt pretty strong. Let me cheeeeeeeeeeeeec . . . ."
If that's his standard bit, it's a weird bit.