The Campaign For DA

9.12.2017

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

  • "IT" at box office this weekend: $123,403,419.
  • I'm not certain football was meant to be played at the Texas 1A Division in the way these scores indicate.
  • A question that came up at the courthouse yesterday: Historically, does the Texas high school team who has a homecoming game normally play away the week before? I truly don't know.
  • I'm not the only one who has discovered that Tucker Carlson has "dumb face." 
  • Sports reporter Mike Leslie of WFAA appears to be less than ideal. In addition to having sports observations of some guy sitting at a bar, he also complained on the 6:00 p.m. newscast yesterday that he had been up since 6:00 a.m. and was "ready to go bed." Buddy, do you know how hard people work?
  • Leslie is a starter kit of ESPN's Marty Smith who might be the most irritating "I'm so important" guy on that network -- a title which is hard to achieve.
  • There is a movie coming out about the Bobby Riggs/Billy Jean King "Battle of the Sexes" match. I explained the history to Mrs. LL last night, who wants to see the movie, and she was not pleased that King got to use the doubles lines and Riggs was limited to the standard singles rules.
  • Got a report of a Greyhound bus passengers having their bags searched by police in the parking lot of a Dairy Queen in Denton this morning. 
  • Ted Cruz is trending on Twitterg. I don't know how to say this tactfully: He "liked" a porn site on that social media forum. And the tweet he "liked" was pretty graphic. For the first time in my life, I'm interested in what he has to say today. 
  • I didn't expect to wake up this morning to find out that ESPN's Sergio Dipp became an online sensation last night. And his explanation was inadvertently funny.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twitter is like a dumbed down version of this comment part of your blog. And it's pretty hard to get much dumber than this. Anyway, I try to avoid anything with "twit" as an integral part of its name.

If only they had named it twatter

Anonymous said...

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

- A quote from Ted Cruz' brief to the 5th Circuit in the case where he tried to ban the sale of sex toys

Anonymous said...

Check your sports opinions--6 man football for 1A always has higher scores than typical 11 man

Harry Hamid said...

Senator Cruz might have the most famous "like" in twitter history today.

It's amazing that there are people out there who keep track of his likes, though.

Anonymous said...

SPORTS GENIUS... PFFFT!
THOSE ARE SIX MAN FOOTBALL SCORED... YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US ABOUT ANY BOMBSHELLS LATELY THAT ARE GOING TO BLOW THIS RUSSIAN TRUMP COLLUSION THING WIDE OPEN

Anonymous said...

If you do a Google Image search for "slack jawed," Tucker Carlson should be the first 28 results.

Anonymous said...

BG, you're a moron; 1A is six man football, they've always had scores like these !

Anonymous said...

UIL 1A Football is Six Man Football. Those are typical scores for the top teams in Six Man.

Bridgeport plays at home the week before their Homecoming.
https://1.cdn.edl.io/mouQ9VDmzVp9YCaYsdfa0cPmnyrpSN7Bbw9wTOWe8cngKiE8.pdf
I have never heard of any rule of thumb about having to play out of town the week before homecoming.

Consider taking a TXHSFB class.

Guinjames said...

Looks like that trump supporter boycott of "It" really hurt the bottom line.

Anonymous said...

Good looking RTG girl but you have to realize that to get those boob, glasses, and that vacation spot she had to marry the guy behind her.

Anonymous said...

Let's take a poll.....

What will be the liberal "buzz word" for the week.....

DACA, dreamer, Russia......get it?

Okay.....please make your selections now

Anonymous said...

No need to beat you up today the other commenters have done a fine job of that. Content 2, win goes to LL because BON has posted nothing.
DF Nobel Prize literature committee chair.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Ted Cruz and I'm convinced he's the Zodiac killer, but there's no way he handles his own Twitter account. This is a case of some intern forgetting what account they had logged in.

Anonymous said...

neo-con right wing buzz word EVERY day Obama, Hillery, libtard, and best of all its the medias fault Trump is such a moron a-hole!

Anonymous said...

9:44, You forgot global warmism.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

Any of the info babes on CNN have dumb face when they get smacked down by a conservative.

Anonymous said...

I was vacationing in another state and witnessed (and reported) a driver weaving on the road....varying speeds for no apparent reason....and I thought of the job that Barry performs here in Texas..

Let's get those drunks behind the wheel where they belong

Anonymous said...

And Riggs only got one serve. King got two.

Anonymous said...

A dollar to a dime BG didn't know who Sergio Dipp was before 6 am this morning!

Anonymous said...

What will be the Dallas Cowboys buzzword of the week? Elliot, Prescott, pass defense, o-line... Make your selections now.

What's your point, 9:44?

wordkyle said...

Just an observation of how things work: BG and the headline from the later Dallas Observer post say Ted Cruz "liked" a porn video on Twitter, implying the man has personally revealed something unseemly about himself publicly. Inside the Observer story you get the more accurate description: "Cruz's social media account liked the tweet for about an hour before unliking it." As someone else said, it's highly unlikely Cruz handles his own Twitter account. But hey, narrative.

Anonymous said...

Tucker Carlson's look is usually one of bewilderment at what some stupid guest has just said. You probably have a look similar to that. You're just not on TV.

Anonymous said...

Wordily doesn't know how Twitter works. LOL

Harry Hamid said...

Carlson should look surprised.

The guy lucked into the second-best spot on FoxNews. He was on in the middle of the afternoon and got pushed towards the prime spot three or four times as people quit or were pushed out. If some scandal takes down Hannity, then he's pulled off the ultimate cable news coup.

wordkyle said...

1235 - Sorry, pal, you'll need to explain that one.

Anonymous said...

Now The Man is searching my bags when I ride the bus? Well, back to hitching.

DF Disreputable Looking Guy With His Thumb Up

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and also Riggs was 25 years older than her....as for the movie?..Yaaawwwwnnn

Anonymous said...

Never forget how the despicable American Left turned on us in order to win the 2004 presidential election.

Anonymous said...

11:17

And what is your point? So Lying Ted needs to be more like me?

I gotta go, seriously, and drop a deuce. I'll be sending out a tweet about it shortly, trust me. Make poop great again.

This is the most creative time of my day. I can create hurricanes in my toilet.

Note to self...from now on....all hurricanes will be named...Donald

@realDonaldTrump

Anonymous said...

On the fifth anniversary of Benghazi, Hillary was out promoting her book and crying in her Zinfandel while she was blaming everyone but herself for her loss in the election. Never in the history of ever have so many forces lined up to defeat a presidential candidate.

Anonymous said...

Yum Yum---

That RTG looks like Hillary Clinton. And who doesn't want to pork Hillary?

Anonymous said...

When I grew up Homecoming was the last home game of the pre-district schedule. Usually week 4 or 5

Anonymous said...

I was watching some video of looting in Florida. All the looters seemed to be niggers. Can we really not find some White Trash looters? Or some Beaners helping themselves to sombreros at the local haberdashery?

Anonymous said...

Hillary is pork.

Anonymous said...

4:47, Bill?

Anonymous said...

@4:47 I do not.
DF William Jefferson Clinton.

wordkyle said...

335 - Somehow you've convinced yourself that tossing in an aimless disconnected remark is a clever response. If it was off topic but witty, you'd probably be okay. If it actually addressed my comment, you'd probably be okay. You chose option #3, a comment both dull and irrelevant. But I guess you did the best you could.