The Campaign For DA

10.14.2016

Random Friday Morning Thoughts




  • In the Land of the Free, let's check in on what Denton considers illegal and will lock someone up for: 

  • For the first time in fifty years, no member of the Board of Regents at Baylor will be in the homecoming parade. The reason? They don't want to face the angry masses for their ridiculous mishandling of a crisis.
  • Trump sure was playing the victim of a "vast right wing/left wing/media conspiracy" yesterday. 
  • For the first time ever, I paid for lawn care this summer. The verdict: Why didn't I do this sooner? 
  • I didn't know that WFAA's Cynthia Izaguirre told John McCaa on the air that she was sad about the Rangers' loss "but golly, they are healthy and they've got great jobs and maybe there is next year." Hey, Izzy -- may I call you Izzy? - Don't try to cross talk about sports.  (I can't find a link.) 
  • "Police in Carrollton, Texas, were surprised with a choreographed dance routine when they responded to a noise complaint." Video. I thought that story was about a group calling the cops out for the surprise but, if the story is to be believed, it was a legitimate noise complaint and not guys trying to become famous via youtube. Maybe. 
  • After Ken Bone's popularity declined because of the Uber ad, it really took a hit when it was discovered what he had posted on Redditt. (He had a couple of hot criminal justice and porn opinions.)  I bet he'll turn into a Ken Bone broke bad meme today.
  • "The Chico Community Volunteer Fire Department is holding Dr. Demented’s Haunted House of Mayhem . . . ." I bet they sat around the table and argued about that name for a while. And, of course, not to be confused with Dr. Demento or this 2001 thriller:
  • Hey, I've never heard of that book but someone explain the two categories of paperback prices for it on Amazon. 
  • The Dallas Police and Fire Pension is going belly up with the $2.39 billion fund to become insolvent by 2028. The again, if any pension fund will get saved by the taxpayers, it will be that one. (Doesn't the Fund own the high rise that reflects sun onto the sculpture museum?)
  • Speaking of my healthy skepticism, the three Gainesville Clown Home Invaders were arrested. All were under 15 and the incident allegedly has something to do with the victim's son. (WBAP said this morning that the "lead" in the case came when one of the boys was identified by the victim by his clothes.  Cue the Serial theme.) And it looks like only one of them was wearing a clown mask. I'll continue my award winning investigation into these "facts". 
  • Speaking of WBAP, sports director Steve Lamb quizzed the crew on naming the seven Dallas Cowboys to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Someone pipped up with "Emmitt Smith". Lamb said, "No."  After a brief awkward silence someone asked, "You sure this isn't a list of just quarterbacks?" Lamb said, "Nope. All time Cowboys." Oops. They eventually convinced him. 
  • That kid who threw the old governor's portrait out of the Texas capitol building is a TCU student. We will continue to seek justice for Gov. Fletcher Stockdale.


52 comments:

Anonymous said...

GREEN WHEN YOUR OUT DENTON WAY CHASING AMBULANCES YOU SHOULD DROP BY AND OFFER THAT FELLER YOUR SERVICES PRO BONO SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GUY.

Anonymous said...

That's right! Who wants to talk about those nasty crocodiles waiting for #45 to step into the Oval Office: ObamaCare, a 1.4% GDP, lousy jobs figures, Syria, troops to Iraq, Russian MiGs flying over Syria and our aircraft carriers without consequence, China turning the Pacific Ocean into their private lake.


Anonymous said...

The Denton arrestee had a warrant from Dallas PD.

Anonymous said...

Re Baylor, has the person that actually committed the offense been held accountable? Have his parents been forced to quit their jobs for being such poor parents? Or is the focus on seemingly tarnishing the entire leadership and faculty of a good university, the vast majority of which had no knowledge, no responsibility for anything that happened.

wordkyle said...

Given that the Wikileaks Democrat documents confirm the media in the tank for Democrats (in particular Hillary Clinton,) Trump's regarding the media as a hostile member of the Democrat cartel seems pretty reasonable.

Anonymous said...

DAMMIT GREEN...THAT LITTLE DENTON HIPPY FELLER NEEDS A ONE WAY RIDE TO SAN FRANSICKO WITH ALL THE OTHER FREAKS. DID YOU PAY THE MESSICANS THAT MOWED YOUR GRASS A FAIR, LIVABLE WAGE? DOUBT IT.

DF ALL CAPS GUY

Anonymous said...

If you can't see how Trump is right about the media conspiracy, then I have a bridge to sell you.

Anonymous said...

Do you mean to tell me those overpaid, underqualified, donut destroying, revenue enhancement "heroes" are going to get screwed out of their pensions?
Maybe there IS a God after all!

Anonymous said...

GREEN YOU'RE A LIBERAL WUSS AND I'M A CHARICATURE OF A COUNTRY BUMPKIN, BUT WERE STILL CLOSER THAN TWO RABBITS HUMPIN IN A WOOL SOCK. LETS GET THEM DUKE BOYS!

Anonymous said...

Trump sure was playing the victim of a "vast right wing/left wing/media conspiracy" yesterday.


Victim???? He is. And so are the voters. Here is proof for your liberal brain to cast aside:

http://thefederalist.com/2016/10/13/voter-fraud-real-heres-proof/


Lib strategy will be to deny this 100x, then attack the whistleblowers.

Anonymous said...

PUTIN SAYS ELECTING DONALD TRUMP WOULD BE A "GIFT TO HUMANITY". THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Anonymous said...

PAYING FOR LAWNCARE? ARE YOU A MAN?... WEAK BULLET POINTS TODAY. JUST A REHASH OF THIS MORNING'S RADIO

TF ALL CAPS GAY

Anonymous said...

Ever occur to you that maybe "sleeping in a public place" was the lesser of a range of possible charges that could also have been applied if you had knowledge of the full situation?

Anonymous said...

I'm a woman and I'm still voting for Trump. He's not a liar like Hillary. I've heard the same from oilfield workers and construction workers. This country needs a leader with some balls. Obama is a p---- and so is Hillary. People cut the crap with the virgin ears.

Anonymous said...

Trump is inciting his followers by all the conspiracy theories, rigged election, media bias and calls for Hillary to be go to jail! A follower at a Pence rally called for a revolution if Hillary is elected saying the election are rigged. Pence told her not to say that but she said she is like Trump, she tells it like it is. What is wrong with all of this? What is going to happen after Oct.8th? A revolution? A march on Washington?

Russia is hacking into election registration data bases to impact the election. Secretary of State officials are asking for help to safeguard the voter information. I think it is time to print out the voter registration records just in case they are deleted or changed by Russian hackers. The old paper way worked!

It would be impossible to rig an national election since elections are run by county officials, election judges and voting in local voting precincts. Trump claiming elections are rigged is dangerous rhetoric.

Anonymous said...

Denton PD once arrested Barbara Mandrell for sleeping single in a double bed.

More recently, the band Asleep at the Wheel was arrested after being questioned by Denton PD. When officers explained they had received reports of musicians being "asleep at the wheel," band members responded, "We can't deny that," and were promptly arrested.

DF "The Onion" Country Music Reporter

Triple Fake... said...


Did you rip that Cynthia Izaguirre story from the Musers this morning? The sad reply to her upbeat news is "They lost." To which she says "But they're healthy!"
They ran with it by claiming she'll be on a tower with a rifle screaming "But they're healthy!", or she'll be escorted away in handcuffs by police, muttering to herself "But they're healthy."
I think eventually you'll find Tony Romo in either of those scenarios saying "But I'm healthy!"

that Denton mugshot looks like a young Doc Brown. You know, when he went...Back to the Future!

Triple Fake Rev. Jim Ignatowski

Anonymous said...

I'm a woman and I'm still voting for Trump. He's not a liar like Hillary. - 9:22

You think Trump isn't a liar? You should probably stick to making sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

@9:08

Complete bullshit defense. Leadership at Baylor knew what the hell was going on from top to bottom. Heads have rolled because of it. Baylor needed to be successful in football to get max money from wealthy donors. Baylor leaders saw how well football success worked to improve TCU's national presence and nothing...nothing would get in Baylor's way. I am sure you are an alum. Keep telling yourself what you need to hear to feel better. See you at First Baptist Wherever this Sunday.

Anonymous said...

I hope the F when Trump looses he ties up the whole F'n election in a lawsuit targeting every instance of voter fraud.

I would be happy to help fund that!

Triple Fake... said...


DF Onion reporter: inkernet win today!


"Cheer up, sleepy Jean. We'll get the charges reduced to Daydream Believin'."
Triple Fake the Monkees, Esq.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, how can you call this the land of the free? Hillary hasn't won yet.

Anonymous said...

Lawncare? I would like to see that contract!

Anonymous said...

Despite whatever other charges the Denton man may have - is sleeping in public a crime? That seems a vast overreach of authority.

Anonymous said...

Barry when are you and your fan club, Barry's Kids, gonna take a knee during the national anthem? How about tomorrow in Waco at the Baylor vs KU game?

Take a knee with Barry
Take a knee for B
Take a knee with Barry
And you'll be a big pussy

Anonymous said...

Just read this "Flowers stated that Clinton personally paid $200 for the abortion in 1977, and she revealed that she was made aware that Hillary Clinton knew that same year about the alleged affair, which Flowers says continued another eleven years or so."

Anonymous said...

You let someone else mow your lawn?...let me guess you ironically pay for a gym membership...

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of alums that agree with you. Myself included.

Some Houston Lawyer

Anonymous said...

Hands Up! Don't Sleep!!

Anonymous said...

It's all the same, only the names are changed. Everyday it seems we're wasting away. Another place where the faces are so cold.

Anonymous said...

Mass market paperbacks are those smaller sized ones like the westerns or romance novels at wal mart. They were massed produced and are cheaper than the full book sized ones. Same content.

Anonymous said...

Should I be worried about the Denton Police?

DF Sleepy, the Seventh Dwarf

Anonymous said...

Trump sounds like my crazy brother-in-law after our weekly poker game. If anybody but him wins, there must be cheating involved. That's the only answer since he is a fabulous, great, amazing poker player. Yea, exactly like Trump.

DF Not A Cheater

Anonymous said...

Everybody says I am a louse, a bad guy. That's not true. After I win the election, I have arranged a lovely all-expenses paid vacation for Hillary, her staff, and her whole family in the Siberian Gulag. My buddy Vladimir gave me a great 40 year rate. See what a sweetie I am.

DF Donald Trump
df grabbing life by the .....

Anonymous said...

"Why didn't I do this sooner?"

Because you'd never had a strike before?

Rage

Anonymous said...

Hey, can Wordy come in here and tell us how bad things are, and then tuck his tail between his legs again when he gets called out on it and admits it's hyperbole?

Anonymous said...

CHICO probably just MISPELLED it

Bear said...

Hillary will never see jail time. When Trump wins the election, Obama will pardon her before he leaves office, just like Ford did with Nixon.

Anonymous said...

11:15 - Lawn care does not trigger the adaptive response that strength and endurance training provide.

Anonymous said...

Are CPS workers the ones abusing kids in Texas? By the media, you'd almost think so. My gosh, these people are underpaid, overworked, and under-supported in a host of ways. And the things they have to deal with would keep most of us up all night. And yet, let's beat the hell out of them because it is "their fault" that kids are abused.

Anonymous said...

You mentioned Richard Alpert leaving the Tarrant DA office but you didn't mention the former chief of appellate who got demoted when the newly elected ugly lady took office. He left last week. that office is a sad shell of its former self.

Bear said...

Does anyone know why cannibals don't eat clowns?





It's because they taste funny.

Anonymous said...

10:29 and if was sleeping on the sidewalk in front of your house???

Anonymous said...

Wiki Leaks has provided proof Hillary is a nut job, crazy, loon, evil, twisted hater of most all people.



Where is the proof Trump is any of that?

wordkyle said...

1201 - You forgot to sign your work.

Anonymous said...

12:54, have you turned on your tv lately?

DF Glen Beck

*Barry's Brain Before Baylor* said...


Left wing/Right wing/Media conspiracy.....

I was listening to a Randy Travis song today. He said, "I don't have faith in politics. But I do believe in the will of the people".

The Left wing/Right wing/Media, do not believe in the will of the people. If they did, they would just let the election go along on its own and accept the outcome as the will of the people. But they won't, because we are just a bunch of redneck deplorable peasants.

Anonymous said...

Wiki Leaks has provided proof Hillary is a nut job, crazy, loon, evil, twisted hater of most all people. - 12:54

All Wikileaks has proven is that Russia gave them a bunch of stuff they said was Hillary's email. None of it has been proven to be real.

Anonymous said...

we will all be watchin for that 12:14

Anonymous said...

Sorts funny that most red states have adopted photo I'd to vote, now they are worried about voter fraud. Of course people are going to sped the time and money to get fake birth documents etc in time to vote......so goes the spin

By the way have worked election for years with both sides in the room,on the machines and able to question every voter and document,,,,,,but the spin continues

Anonymous said...

Do you suppose Danald has ever been in a locker room........ok, a men's locker room?

wordkyle said...

254 - There's actually more evidence that the Wikileaks documents are genuine, than that it was the work of the Russians.