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Even The Pope Has His Limits


Anonymous said...

His humanness in action?

DF Father Guido Sarducci said...

What is that guy in the black suit doing to the pope?

Anonymous said...

Pope caught motorboating a guy in a wheelchair!

Anonymous said...

"This is one crazy pope."

-From Eurotrip

Anonymous said...

F&ck George Bush!

Anonymous said...

Puck the Fope!

Anonymous said...

Watch the whole thing that isn't posted here. The guy he's chewing on grabbed the Pope and made him fall into a baby.

Anonymous said...

Pope: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 20 minutes since my last confession.

God: Tell me your sins My Son.

Pope: Well....Father....I was in this huge crowd in Mexico. I was being pushed and pulled in many directions by many people. I lost my balance and fell, and I must admit, I chastised the man I feel caused me to fall, and for that, I am deeply sorry.

God: I forgive you My Son. I can understand those circumstances. Say 3 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers and you should be good to go, if you want to add a little icing on the cake, throw in a

Pope: Thank you my Father.

God: Go in pea...

Pope: more thing.

God: Yes my Son.

Pope: Father...Sofia Vergara was in the crowd.

God: Really? Tell Me more My Son.

Pope: Well....Father...she is a beautiful woman.

God: Most of my proudest creations. Go on.

Pope: Well, uh, how should I say this...she jazzed me.

God: LOL

Pope: I mean...Father...I know I'm supposed to control my thoughts and actions....but...

God: Not a problem My Son, in fact, I would be disappointed with you if she did NOT jazz you. I put a lot of time and effort into her creation. I've been working on that model ever since Eve Version 1.0 was produced.

Tell you what My Son, I'll give you a pass....this time...but don't let it happen again, and in your native tongue,"¿entender?".

Pope: Sí ... Yo entiendo que mi Padre.

God: Your are forgiven of your sins My Son. Go in peace. And if you see Ms. Vergara again, let her know I've left her name on the VIP list with St. Peter. Tell her I'll have angels waiting at the gates.

Tell you what My Son...just skip the Hail Marys and Our Fathers...and give her that message and we're square. Deal?

Pope: Yes my Father, I understand.

God: Now go, continue your good works.

( God's palace, sound of typing. God muttering under his breath)

Man oh man....did I nail that creation or what?

Anonymous said...

Get a job!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans piss me off too. Hurry up with the fence Donald!

Anonymous said...

Why did I just read all that shait ?