The Campaign For DA

11.02.2015

Breaking Cowboy News: PETA Is Demanding Dez Bryant's Monkey Be Removed From His Custody

(Not the actually monkey and none of these guys are Dez Bryant)

At least I just heard that from David Moore of the Dallas Morning News with "breaking news" on The Ticket.

Link coming.

Edit: Link.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

PETA I's a racist organization. Who better to raise a wild animal prone to aggressive outbursts and primitive behavior! These two will get along like Donkey Kong!

Anonymous said...

What a coincidence, the monkey is demanding the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Who is going to remove the monkies who run PETA?

Anonymous said...

Anyone know where I can get a monkey?

I just want to piss those sumbitches off.

Anonymous said...

Why would I want another creature (monkey) that flings it poo, screams unintelligible gibberish, and it not appropriate for refined society? Already have such an animal.

DF Father of A One Year Old

Anonymous said...

12:56 Valley Ranch?

Anonymous said...

If Obama only had a son.

Anonymous said...

Has he abused or Spanked the Monkey?

Anonymous said...

Actually I think the Monkey has custody of DEZ