12.10.2012

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • A wrong way driver in Dallas demolished the car he hit. 
  • And we had someone strike a police car with their vehicle. They just keep coming. 
  • The sideline reporter for the Cowboys game, Laura Okmin, reminded me of Ann Coulter.
  • Isn't it about time to see the commercial of the guy who gives his wife a Lexus for Christmas?
  • The start and conclusion of the Army/Navy game is really, really neat. The game itself, not so much. (But if you saw the crying Army quarterback you kind of wanted him to "man up" after about 10 minutes.) 
  • Sheriff Joe tweeted a picture of him in a parade and must have been oblivious to the fact that there was a aorta-potty directly behind him. 
  • I wish Jerry Jones would fire Rob Ryan based upon principle. He reminds me too much of his daddy. 
  • Every time Jason Garrett looks at his play sheet to select a play my confidence level in him drops.
  • The two Cowboys who were in the wreck causing the death of one of them had been at "Privae Dallas, a private club where comedian Shawn Wayans performed Friday night" according to 105.3 The Fan. 
  • Tommy Tuberville leaving the head coaching job at Texas Tech to go to Cincinnati is baffling. I'm just guessing he felt he needed to get out of there before he was fired. 
  • The Mark Davis Show on the radio this morning is a taped replay from last week with no explanation as to where he is.
  • The 30 for 30 on Bo Jackson was really, really good but my DVR recorded version stopped about five minutes to early because some show about "the Heisman" ran long on Saturday night.  Jackson's professional career was so short. 
  • Got to witness two teenage girls in the house cry at the end of Titanic despite the fact they had seen the movie a million times.
  • Mrs. LL and I watched Magic Mike. Good grief. 
  • Some Mexican singer named Jenni Rivera has been killed in a plane crash.  I don't think she is as big as Selena but it sounds like she was pretty famous. 


32 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not an aorta-potty. That's one of those new Obamma affordable housing units.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
3.7 out of 5
She is cute.

Anonymous said...

Aorta = the major artery that oxygenated blood flows through when leaving the heart.

Porta = Sheriff Joe's fupa.

Anonymous said...

Did the movie get you all fired up??

Triple Fake... said...

Oh, you are so wrong about Rob Ryan. Jerry needs to keep him around because he reminds us of his wheels-off daddy. He's necessary for contrast

The juxtaposition of Sheriff Joe's pic is unfortunate, with the "aorta-potty" behind him (sounds like something a heart surgeon would use after replacing a bad ticker - not sure for what, though!) But I think he should be more concerned about the armored vehicle that's about three feet from his bumper

Plane crash? (Yawn!)
Selena was vaulted into superstar status when she was murdered by the president of her fan club. That's close enough to the plot arc of a telenovela to earn extra points on the celebrity death scale

Anonymous said...

Is that a hint? Mrs LL is getting a Lexus for Christmas?

Anonymous said...

If you are drunk enough or dumb enough to get into a car with a drunk driver...it is too bad you died and I don't really care.

Anonymous said...

Jenni Rivera was very big and I've never heard her songs. Just know many who were fans.

Anonymous said...

That guy on the sideline calling defensive plays for the Cowboys reminded me of Chris Mathews.

Anonymous said...

WOW is my prediction of Jason Garrett in the beginning going to be correct?

I am good!

Anonymous said...

jenni is geraldo's dasughter. not many people know this.

Anonymous said...

Bo Jackson 30 for 30 will be on again wed night

Hawg Wire said...

The RTG could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. Yuk!!

DF Baseball Jesus said...

Jenni Rivera was also the estranged wife of former Ranger great Esteban Loaiza.

Anonymous said...

The weather person on Channel 5 yesterday morning referred to Amarillo as "Armarillo".

You're not a Texas if......

Anonymous said...

RTG: OMG!! Dude, really? This buck tooth nasty thing may be your worse yet! That B__ch be UHH GLEE!! come on BG you yan do better that that! What a way to start a week, I'm gonna need an afternoon PMU(please) just to get through.

Anonymous said...

9:27, You may want to have your prefrontal cortex examined before making any furhter comments.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

After finishing the week with such a hot cheerleader, your revert to mediocrity with today's RTG.Even I would bag that face or beat it with my 14 inch packer.

Anonymous said...

Please omit RTG if you cant do better than that. Hard to keep my breakfast down after seeing that,

DF Justin Sider said...

Whisky! Tango! Foxtrot!

Green, the RTG is the worst EVER! There is no excuse for subjecting us to that. I demand and afternoon pick-me-up!

Don't get me wrong, I'm a guy, I'd still hit it.

Anonymous said...

12:17, Unless you ate a really late breakfast, it has probably already moved along in the digestion process.

RPM said...

10:39, CH 5 has been going downhill since Susan Tully took over. Her goal of turning KXAS into an NBC farm team is almost complete. All she needs is to finish shoving David Finfrock the rest of the way out the back door and her goal will be reached.

I quit watching CH 5 after she started cleaning house of locals for her "hand picked" staff.

Anonymous said...

Re: RTG:

We all know you're baiting us, Barry. Bring the heat.

Anonymous said...

Jenni--no relation to Geraldo. Was married to Loaiza.

Anonymous said...

WTF Barry, she is butt ass ugly

So long Tommy T, I have hated you since day 1.

Sherriff Joe = retard

Rob Ryan needs to be gone, no class and a worthless name.

Anonymous said...

The 30-30 on Jackson was very good. His violent dislocated hip injury ended his football but he returned to baseball for a couple more years but wasn't the same. The final part of the story is that he's doing very well in his Illinois home, is president of a local bank and is quite a marksman with the target bow.

Anonymous said...

Three friends and I went to the Theater to see Magic Mike on the Big Screen opening day. What Fun! I can imagine it was "grief" to you to see it! LOL

For a birthday treat once, some girlfriends took me to a male review and ironically they had a police officer "frisk me"... only he was a performer, not a real officer! Best birthday present ever! What a night! I must admit, I went home and "raped" my husband! What's the matter... you not get the same response from Mrs. L.L.?

Brewcrew said...

I just read her Wikipedia page. She had her first child at 15, had 5 children by two different men. Man, those Mexicans know how to breed.

Anonymous said...

Sherriff Joe is just smarter than you, that's all. The rule is if there's a good-looking blonde in front of the aorta potty, it becomes an enhancement. You're just plain dumbe if you didn't know that.

Aorta potty? I had to look that one up on the urban dictionary.

It wasn't there yet

Anonymous said...

I cried at the end of Magic Mike. It was the same night I lost my man card and balls.

Anonymous said...

RTG has a soul, Jesus and BG and I and all Christians love her. Having said that, it's set the bar at low, BG. You're doing a bit of late, aren't you??

Anonymous said...

@10:23: He sure is.