2.14.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • That's a reader submitted Random Thought Girl.
  • It's a foggy Valentine's Day. (I mention it only because of the chance some guy completely forgot who now goes into Panic Mode.)
  • And there seems to be more and more backlash over Valentine's being a commercially created holiday. I've read more "couples should boycott it" this year than ever before. 
  • I hate key rings. I'll spend ten minutes trying to get a key on and off one of those dang things which takes what seems like 100 pound of force to separate. Why did it take until 2012 for this to be invented?
  • I'll admit it. I got mad at the Messenger for the first time in years over the weekend, but I think we've both calmed down.
  • I think Piers Morgan is a great interviewer.
  • I've seen very, very few DWI cases based upon illegal drugs but many of them based on prescription medication.
  • I bet in 20 years there will only be hot women in short skirts running the dogs around at the Westminster Dog Show. Idiocracy has been slow to catch up with that show.
  • The death of the soldier who died after being found unresponsive at Fort Hood (and is the grandson of Decatur folks) is still surrounded by a lot of "unanswered questions."  No one has suggested foul play but you can't help but think of A Few Good Men.
  • When I was picking out the Valentine card for Mrs. LL, I overheard the gal beside me said, "This would be a lot easier if I wasn't pissed off at him right now."
  • Mrs. LL's car ended up with tickets to a musical in it. It made her happy. (We may boycott the holiday in the future, but I'm not bringing the subject up during Year Two of marriage.) 
  • I saw some goofball post on Facebook yesterday that began: "Tucked away in Obama's new budget . . . . " How is anything "tucked away"?
  • Lots of people have been hating on all the publicity given Whitney Houston's death with many, for some reason, asking why we aren't mourning the death of American soldiers instead. Hey, it is possible to mourn the death of an African American pop star and soldiers.
  • Sports: I saw Jeremy Lin's name in headlines for a week before I had any idea who the heck he was. (Over that past week, the Harvard grad who just happens to be Asian has become an NBA sensation with the New York Knicks after being claimed off waivers last December.).  But it was good to see firebombing columnist Jason Whitlock get in trouble for a troubling tweet about him.
  • "Fort Worth -- A Tarrant County jury has concluded that an Arlington man acted in 'sudden passion' in the stabbing death last year of his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend and sentenced him to two years in prison." I could be wrong, but I think the new Tarrant County DA's press agent might have ignored that bit of news. (The case was filed as Murder and carried with it a range of punishment of 5 years to life in prison. Once the jury found "sudden passion," the range shrunk to 2 years to 20 years. And then they went with the minimum.)
  • "Who do you think you all are? Highfalutin heifers?" - High school cheerleading coach's rant in a high tone Houston area that got her fired. The cheerleader who recorded it received two days suspension.  



48 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
2 out of 5
I am not into rock climbing.
She is cute.....

Anonymous said...

You should really contact the messuper. I hate to see them run you down. Fight back barry fight back.

Anonymous said...

To the Reader who submitted today's gal--right on!

As to the Houston Cheerleading Coach--what is unsaid is whether the cheerleaders were acting like a bunch of "high falutin heifers"! :-)

Anonymous said...

Reading the text from the Free Key website out loud in the voice of the Muppet's Swedish Chef makes me laugh.

Anonymous said...

I second the motion on the reader submited gal.

Anonymous said...

Maybe all the RTG's should be reader submitted.

Anonymous said...

super hot rock climber!!!!

10 out of 10!!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could get your keys on the ring if you would change your panties first.

Anonymous said...

"I got mad at the Messenger for the first time in years over the weekend"

Glad you're over it, A pissy Barry isn't much fun. Thought maybe they had called you a "Highfalutin heifer" or something.

Anonymous said...

940-627-5987

Call me, we can kiss and mak....uh...I mean....do lunch.

Double Fake Wise County Messenger

Anonymous said...

Tucked away in plain sight in the new proposed budget by Obammy is 800 million for the Muslim Brotherhood. Oh ya, and free condoms, contraceptives and abortions.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

We need more reader submissions like this morning's RTG. I bet she has a strong grip, if you know what I'm saying and I think you do.

Leave it to the people who gave us the greatness of the Saab 900 and Ida Ljungqvist to invent a bitchin' key ring.

In theory, some Americans say they want to mourn the deaths of US service men and women but then there's the reality of the price paid that people don't want to acknowledge. Those photos Todd Heisler made get me every time I view them.

http://digitaljournalist.org/issue0604/finalsalute01.html
http://www.jaxobserver.com/2010/05/31/at-dover-air-force-base-every-day-is-memorial-day/

Anonymous said...

Skippy, So you're the one that watches Pierce Morgan.

Anonymous said...

RE: key ring

Speaking of rock climbing(very nice pic btw), instead of using a key ring, use a small carabineer for keys. Adding or removing a key is a snap...literally.

Double Fake Sir Edmund Hillary

Anonymous said...

Yep, no bacon there at all, but I like it anyway.

Anonymous said...

Stabbing someone to death is not exactly a sudden impulse of passion. It takes a lot of physical effort, and time.

Anonymous said...

"Highfalutin Heifers"? Wait until these young ladies get out in the real world. If my coaches and drill instructors used that calm a language I'd of had to laugh and get in more trouble. And they seamed like sesame street compared to the ladies for the Cowboys Cheerleaders. Ever seen that show on CMT. Those ladies are ruthless.

Anonymous said...

No one has suggested foul play but you can't help but think of A Few Good Men.

I was thinking more along the lines of Buffalo Soldiers starring Joaquin Phoenix.

Or the transient enlisted quarters at Bremerton Naval Station. Or 32nd Street in San Diego.

Anonymous said...

Bacon--you are nuts. She could traverse my ridge anytime.

Triple Fake... said...

the assumption is that the RTG is a reader, or is known by a reader. Do we know that for sure? Anybody can pull a pic off the interwebs and submit it.
And Bacon deducting points for rock climbing?! C'mon, she's in that pose because of the rock climbing. If anything, I would deduct points for Velcro shoe straps, but I would add those same points back on for forgetting to wear a belt

Valentine's - commercially driven. It's like every other holiday in this country - we live in a consumer society and companies are going to try and capitalize - literally - on that.
Isn't Presidents' Day normally associated with sales on linen and bedding? What's the connection there, other than maybe "Washington Slept Here"?

Women in short skirts running the dogs at Westminster? That's not Idiocracy...it's genius!
But you're working at Einstein level, and this calls for some higher level brainpower. How about hot women in thong bikinis?
You. Are. Welcome. Puny. Brain. Man

Triple Fake Stephen Hawking

Anonymous said...

"African American pop star" is it necessary to point out she is of a particular race?
Broke ass crack head who once could sing (and little else) would have covered it.

Anonymous said...

You did not post my comment on the RT gal. Dang I have seen alot worse posted before.. Did not think it was that bad..

Anonymous said...

"I've seen very, very few DWI cases based upon illegal drugs but many of them based on prescription medication."

All prescription medication is "illegal" if you don't have a prescription.

How many of those prescription med DWIs are involving people using drugs without them being prescribed to THEM?

I'll give you the cheatsheet answer...most.

So,to correct your statement...most of the drug (other than alcohol) DWI case ARE from the use of illegal drugs.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why you got mad at the WC Messenger in the first place.

You wrote a statement in regards to a client and posted it online for all to see but, due to the WCM having a policy that says unless they get a copy sent directly to them from you they cannot publish it.

A wise guy once told me don't assume anything Mr. Green.

Anonymous said...

10:12

I bet you start your day by kicking the dog.

Anonymous said...

These things happen in threes. Any bets on who the next black pop star is who OD's on prescription drugs?
1. Michael Jackson.
2. Whitney Houston.
3. ???????????????

Anonymous said...

Rage against the Messenger!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing about the 8th grade drug bust at mccarroll middle school yesterday?

Anonymous said...

The death of Whitney Houston is a terrible loss to her family and friends but it is definitely not a national tragedy by any stretch and does not deserve all the attention it is getting. She was an extremely talented and beautiful woman, who threw it all away on drugs, and her death should serve as an example of what not to do to others.

DF Anonymous said...

Stolen joke of the day:

Is it now o.k. for hipsters to like Whitney Houston's music since she is about to go underground?

Anonymous said...

Reader-submitted RTG is gooooooooooood.

I often like Bacon's picks, but this girls isn't the normal skinny model type; she's fit.

Anonymous said...

Pierce Morgan=gay
Anyone who watches him=gay

Adolph Oliver Bush said...

I wish I was that rock.

Anonymous said...

Why no there wont be anything about a Drug bust at a Decatur School, Stuff likethat never happens at good ol Decatur!!! Only Drugs at Paradise and Drunks at Chico schools make headlines!!

Anonymous said...

10:25, The first one was white.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, this one made me laugh pretty good.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Sorry about Whitney Houston. My heroes have always been drug addicts. I watch them sing and love them. It started with Marianne Faithful before Mick Jagger and drugs sent her to living on the streets in cardboard boxes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhPPJ5dolxU

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure the people calling for mourning of American servicemen are also the same ones that backed Bush's decision for a media blackout of dead servicemen.

It's whatever fits their agenda at the time.

Anonymous said...

Lovin Spoonful?

Anonymous said...

1:16, You don't happen to belong to a certain Baptist church in Kansas do you?

Anonymous said...

I wood let the RTG climb my pole!!!!

Anonymous said...

" I bet in 20 years there will be hot women in short skirts running dogs around the Westminster Dog Show. Idiocracy has been slow to catch up with that show."

RTG, Kate Upshaw video, etc. You are way ahead of your time Frito.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Houston's version of our national anthem over any I have ever heard!

Talent knows has no color

Anonymous said...

Piers Morgan??? Really???

I kind of like the guy, but I'm surprised anyone would consider him a "great interviewer."

Anonymous said...

Oh ya, and free condoms, contraceptives and abortions.


MEMEMEMEME. I'll take a dozen condoms (it is V-day, you know) and an abortion for future use. Do I need a coupon? Man, I hope I can show this post when I claim my free abortion.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Piers Morgan, great phone hacker yes, "great interviewer" not.

Anonymous said...

Rage, You need to ask your insurer that question when your rates go up because when Obammy mandates them to provide this free service to you, your rates WILL go up. And so will everyone elses. Nothing is free DUMBASS

Anonymous said...

Go Tea Party.