Since so little is known about prospective Supreme Court judge John Roberts that the press began last week to look into the views of his wife. Some thought a gold mine had been found when it was discovered she was a member of the oddly named Feminists for Life - a group that opposes abortion. Hey, if she is pro-life, so must he! Right?
Well, not exactly. More study revealed that the group also opposes the death penalty. And we all know that the conservatives are in love with executions.
Now if she were a member of the Junior League, then we would be on to something.