One Of These Ladies Is Jennifer Aniston

Stumbled Upon

The Future Mrs. Green . . .

. . . at the Grammy's last night.

Enough . . .

. . . to make me want to watch "The Real Housewives Of Orange County."

I Am Not . . .

. . . linking to these pics of the daughter of the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Me At My 7th Wedding

Mena Suvari . . .

. . .turns a sweet and wonderful 28 in four days.

Anna Nicole

TrimSpa is handling the death with class (see its homepage). Others are not. And it's good to knows MSNBC covered the moving of the body to the corner.

Stop Everything!!!!!!

Anna Nicole found unconscious!!! Edit: ABC News just reported she has died!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lookin' Good, Sweetheart

This very bizarre weekend picture of Britney Spears is everywhere.

PETA Nude Protest

PETA, a good friend of Wise County deer hunters, promised a Nude Protest today in downtown Dallas. Despite having very racy ads in the past, this Nude Protest was "as advertised" with the exception of the very important "nude" part. This camera phone pic (not mine) is the only evidence of the protest so far. Them there girls ain't nude. I'm so mad that I'm off to eat a steak. And I hate steak.