The Campaign For DA

4.13.2018

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

  • Today, of all days, there seems like a serious fire danger for North Texas. 
  • I heard a reference to Wise County's "Hippy Ridge" this week. I have not thought about that place in years. 
  • The Batman TV series was comedic genius. In this scene depicted below, ice melting slowly puts the dynamic duo into sulphric acid (clearly labeled). And look at the labels on the scales. It goes from "Close" to "Agony" to "K.O." to "Curtains."   And then the episode, like most of them, would always end by telling us to tune in next week to find out what happens. "Same bat time. Same bat channel."
  • This can't be good for tourism: 
  • HBO has renewed Barry for a second season. I must be a crowd pleaser. 
  • 1 Timothy 2:9: "I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety . . . ." I hope she doesn't sue me. (Or, is it One Timothy 2:9?)
  • There are 750 different felonies in Texas. I think we've got everything covered.
  • "It's not that I don't like people, it's just that I don't want to hang out with them." - Someone to me in the courthouse this week. We could be soul mates. 
  • In an embarrassing photo op yesterday, Gov. Abbott appeared in front of National Guard members to talk about border security.  "There has been an increase of more than 200% of people coming across the border without authority," he said. Someone (or probably both of them) are lying:
  • Someone said to me at the courthouse yesterday: "You don't get mad [when you don't get what you asked for], you just sulk." There's a lot of truth to that. 
  • What an incredible photo: Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Andre the Giant:
  • Twenty-four buried bodies have been found at a Sugar Land, TX construction site. That city used to be home of a sugar farm where prison inmates were treated as slaves on a plantation and were forced to work for free.
  • You learn from your father: 
  • I didn't even mention the new Comey book. Despite conservative commentators begging Trump just to ignore it, the Toddler In Chief couldn't help himself. He called Comey an "untruthful slime ball" this morning. 


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is it so suprising that there is high fire danger on this particular day?

James Comey might actually be less credible than Trump himself. Put your hatred for Trump aside for one second and examine just how epically bad Comey was at his job the last few years.

Anonymous said...

Improvement today. You did not bring up race when it is merely coincidental. Keep working on it. On a down note, you mocked someone;s religious beliefs without knowing them or what is in their heart. Worry about your own soul son. The rest will take care of itself.

Anonymous said...

RTG = Random Thoughts Great-Grandma?

Triple Fake... said...

"Today, of all days..."
paraskevidekatriaphobia much?

"The Batman TV series was comedic genius."
My thoughts, exactly...when I was TEN!

"It's not that I don't like people, it's just that I don't want to hang out with them."
My thoughts, exactly. But I'll pass on the soul-mate thing, in case you're offering. I'm good with just being a distant relative, thanks.

RTG shows an amazing amount of balance for an amputee :)

Anonymous said...

Wow. I knew Comey was an incompetent buffoon but didn't know just how incompetent when he said that he briefed the president on the unverified dossier without telling him it was unverified and paid for by Hillary. Then he allowed it to be used as evidence before a FISA judge to get a warrant to spy on Trump associates. He should be in jail along with Hillary who he protected throughout the whole email server investigation. What a disgusting swamp rat!!

Anonymous said...

In regards to Abbott's comment, that could very well be true if illegal crossings have been deterred more in California, Arizona, and NM. You should take some vacation time and spend it somewhere along the border between Del Rio and McAllen. I think that it would be an eye-opener for you.

Anonymous said...

Those Oklahoma fires were moving fast in the TV news reports last night. Hope we don't have that situation here today.

DF Smokey Bear

Anonymous said...

Funny - I don't recall you mocking the New Orleans cheerleader that got fired because of her slutiness.

Anonymous said...

Comey is a weasel, but I find him more credible than the Man in the White House. Much more credible.

DF Diogenes the Cynic

Anonymous said...

The sulking thing really helps explain this blog.

Anonymous said...

God bless President Trump and keep him safe from the evil thoughts and actions of his enemies. Amen.

Anonymous said...

Imma need some of what you smoking!

Anonymous said...

"That city used to be home of a sugar farm where prison inmates were treated as slaves on a plantation and were forced to work for free."

Lesson to be learned, don't break the law and go to jail.

Other than that, who cares.

Anonymous said...

For someone who knows it never hapoened, because he would never use prostitutes (ha!) and he is such a germaphobe, he would never ask them to pee (but has sex with multiple partners without condoms, so double ha!), Trump seems very obsessed with there being a pee tape. If he knows it doesn't exist, why doesn't he just brush it off? Wordy might be worried about his tape getting out, but 95% of the population would move on.

Anonymous said...

I need an oven that will reach a temperature of 451 degrees fahrenheit.

Why Guy said...

Second amputee this week.

Anonymous said...

I think if a person stops and thinks just a bit they will see what Comey's book really is: a semi-honest expose' designed to be retribution for the way trump treated Comey. Comey knows trump can't do one thing about the book but go bonkers and is counting on trump to commit a knee jerk reaction so horrendous that it will absolutely seal his downfall. You may not like Comey, but the guy is smart.

DF Archibald Cox

Anonymous said...

RTG should be glad I'm not a sand crab

Anonymous said...

Excellent job Coach and Mrs. Hart with setting a great example for Lauren. She will do just fine at BMS. She has a great future ahead of her. I just hope they don't mistake her for a student! Lol!

Friend From Long Ago

Anonymous said...

Prager’s book is #2 on Publishers Weekly and the Wall Street Journal’s best seller lists.

Anonymous said...

Is that RTG Dorf's daughter?

Did your Batman pic come from the "Batman Signs" Twitter account? I can't find it now, but there was one for a while that posted nothing but signs from the original Batman. Pretty funny stuff.

Looks like this is a good time to find cheap tickets to Acapulco. Stay in the right places and don't go looking for trouble, and you'll be fine.

Abbott lying? No way.

I wonder how many of those bodies in Sugar Land are there because of Black Betty. Bam-A-Lam.

"Funny - I don't recall you mocking the New Orleans cheerleader that got fired because of her slutiness."

That's because slutty girls are expected to dress in skimpy clothes and shake their goods for the camera. Holier-than-thou Christian types aren't.

Have y'all really not figured out that BG doesn't care what your beliefs are generally, as long as you're not a hypocritical moron about it? I mean, I get it--if you're a moron, much less a hypocritical one, you're probably not capable of picking up on it, but it seems plain to just about every normal middle-of-the-road American out there.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Hoping to see this headline:

FIRE HITS WISE COUNTY: DOES DOZENS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGE

Rage

Anonymous said...

10:46

So you think it is OK to tell some lies if it gets your point across?

Loser

mzchief said...

There is no doubt, Comey is a "slimeball" but that doesn't mean Trump isn't. Watching the pissing match (pun intended) between Trump and Comey is like watching a cage-match between two of the worst humans on Earth. You don't care who wins just as long as they both get beaten up.

Anonymous said...

The reason there are so many felony offenses is because that's how many ways people have devised to hurt or cause other types of harm to one another. Sad.

Anonymous said...

I think as long as you're not a member of a violent, warring drug cartel, you're OK to go to Cancun.

Anonymous said...

It's being reported that while Comey was still director of the FBI, he sent an email to all of his staff that if anyone used a private server like Hillary did that they would be fired. But, but, but.......

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Dateline: Deerfield Beach, FL

Sean Simpson, who on Sunday brought a loaded Glock .9 millimeter handgun to the Deerfield Beach Pier, a popular shopping and fishing destination in Broward County, Florida, the Miami Herald reported.

While there, Mr. Simpson happened upon a mass shooting in progress, found a safe vantage point on a nearby rooftop, correctly identified the shooter amid the chaos, quieted his mind, and delivered one perfect shot to the head of the shooter, thereby preventing any further bloodshed.

Just kidding. He allegedly left his loaded handgun in a public restroom, where a drunk and elderly homeless man found and fired it. Simpson was arrested and charged with failing to safely store a firearm, according to the Herald, but as this behavior does not violate school board rules, he remains employed by Stoneman Douglas. The homeless guy, Joseph Spataro, was charged with trespassing and firing a weapon while intoxicated. The bullet hit only a wall, so that’s the good news, the Herald said.

THE COOL-HEADED GOOD GUY WITH THE GUN IS A FANTASY. THE LOADED GLOCK LEFT AT A URINAL IN A PUBLIC SPACE IS THE REALITY

Anonymous said...

4:11, in a perfect world, Mr Simpson would not have left his gun in the public restroom. No wait, in a perfect world, there would not have been a mass shooting. And your point is?

Triple Fake... said...

This one could actually be an amputee since you can't see her lower legs at all

Anonymous said...

That's just your contention 4:11. Just because you pull it out of your ass does not make it holy writ.

And any reasonable person knows that both of those scenarios exist side by side. I know that if no good guys have guns, the bad guys will always win. I'll take my chances with the freedom to look after my own safety. You can hide and tremble if you like

Anonymous said...

4:11 is a sniveling twat.

Anonymous said...

I never heard of Wise County's Hippy Ridge...enlighten us please?