The Campaign For DA

9.19.2017

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • He knows everything!
  • Sean Hannity's Fox show has now been moved back to 9:00 Eastern to compete against Rachel Maddow. This could be the beginning of the end. 
  • Jerry Jones says "pitcher" instead of "picture". Nothing drives me more insane than that.
  • Toys 'R Us has declared bankruptcy. I can't even remember the last time I saw one.
  • There was the weirdest "ad" on WBAP this morning calling for Dallas City Councilwoman Jennifer Staubach Gates to resign over the decision to remove the Robert E. Lee statue. It was harsh.
  • Excuse me
  • Excuse me Part II:
  • I use to jog at 5:00 a.m. during the summer to avoid the heat. It was obviously dark and a little creepy. There is no way I'd do it these days. I think the turning point was when the former Aggie football player killed a jogger with a machete near White Rock Lake. 
  • Tell me taxpayers aren't paying for this bit. You boys on the clock?: 
  • BagOfNothing saw this and reminded us of the church song, "Jesus Loves The Little Children."

  • Trump will address the UN today. I hope it is Teleprompter Trump.
  • There might be a civil trial starting in Wise County today which, if what I observed of the lawyers at a pre-trial last week, is going to be very Wheels Off. 



45 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Jerry Jones says "pitcher" instead of "picture". Nothing drives me more insane than that."

Same. I go nucular every time I hear it.

Rage

Anonymous said...

No pitcher of the naked man

DF Jerry Jones

Anonymous said...

"Alabama, you've got a weight on your shoulders that's breaking your back..."

DF not Neil Sperry

Anonymous said...

Since when does a lib like you care about responsible use of tax dollars? The photo, even if they were on the clock, took 5 minutes. Lighten up Francis. You come across as a miserable human being. Tomorrow it will be Delkus or Steve Eagar back in your crosshairs. WTF is wrong with you? Seemingly storybook upbringing from fine parents and you became a petty curmudgeon.

Triple Fake... said...

channel 11 did a short story this morning on Toys R Us' bankruptcy, but when it was mentioned on the crawl, it said "Toys R Us Declares Backruptcy"

What's the world coming to when a murder suspect can't even host a party in his victim's house without some buzzkill harshing his mellow, dude?

People in heaven do know what is happening on earth, and the massive amount of eye rolling makes it look as if they're doing the wave. Chuck Morgan has no comment

Anonymous said...

anybody else see the clown in the sewer????
friggin clowns are everywhere man




DF PT BARNUM

Anonymous said...

Great. I'm a potential juror. This should be interesting.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Intensive purposes...

Suposably...

Try and...

Anonymous said...

You're not Fake Jerry. He says nekkid.

DF Great Gordo

Harry Hamid said...

It's nice that Moore is looking for new positions from which to be removed.

Anonymous said...

Liberry

Chester drawers

Anonymous said...

WOW. CNN is reporting that Obammy did in fact wiretap the Trump campaign. Anyone surprised?

Anonymous said...

Okay, which one is it, Jerry Jones or Ann Curry? You sure do get irritated easily and over seemingly nothing.

Anonymous said...

Intensive purposes...

Suposably...


Wish I would of thought of those.

Rage

Anonymous said...

At the risk of sounding like Barry with his constant irritation over every little thing. The Hey Skippy, Stay Woke asshole is getting old. What in the hell does that mean anyway? Some secret code? Some inside joke? Surely I cannot be the only person who finds this goofball annoying.

I've got to stop reading this blog!!!

Anonymous said...

But they were a High Yellow. A very quality color, as far as Asians go.

DF Alabama Senator Candidate

Anonymous said...

If they don't string cyclone fence around the bench area, then it's not exciting enough to notice.

DF Lawyer Wahoo McDaniel & DF Lawyer Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Anonymous said...

10:49, Sire a narah. Don't let the door split ya......

SpanishWarDonkey said...

aaaaaah, well met.

Anonymous said...

10:49, Lo Info much?

Anonymous said...

round 'tuit
hornswagglin'
yallur dog
fixun to
mashed taters

DF Genuine Country Gibberish
DF Olsen Johnson quoting Gabby Johnson

Anonymous said...

Well I didn't get picked, but you're right. It's going to be a wheels off case.

mzchief said...

The regional mispronunciation of pitcher/picture doesn't bother me anymore than thang/thing or fur/for. What does set my teeth on edge is when someone says "I could care less" meaning they care enough to be able to care less, when in fact they mean "I couldn't care less" indicating they don't care enough to have a care to give.

**********

To Anonymous 11:07...

Historically, "high yellow" was used to reference a Black person with a very light complexion. It has/had nothing to do with being Asian.

Anonymous said...

What, no word on the nit-wit that wants Hobby Lobby to remove all the cotton wreaths, because she thinks they are "racist"??

Just Wow

df Gen. Robert Cottonbritches Lee

Anonymous said...

RTG..we need a front view, plz.

Anonymous said...

You have a problem with Jerry Jones' diction? That's a riot. You have a few moronic speech and grammar idiosyncrasies yourself.

Anonymous said...

Petty curmudgeon! Ha! I am so stealing that phrase.

Anonymous said...

N.Korea ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Stay Woke...Rocket Man

Anonymous said...

10:49
THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T GET "STAY WOKE" ASSHOLE'S SHTICK TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT VERY INVESTED IN THIS COMMUNITY AND ITS ISSUES

TF MAXINE WATERS

Anonymous said...

Mzchief, I agree. People saying "literally" in place of "figuratively" is also on my list.

Anonymous said...

12:52 - get back to work.

Anonymous said...

Good God, MzChief and her Cockney accent telling anyone how to pronounce anything makes my head asplode.

Anonymous said...

@10:49 are you familiar with Google?
Stay woke!

Anonymous said...

I am with you Barry...Rachel Madcow is a raving lunatic....we could only hope it is the beginning of the end for that idiot.

mzchief said...
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Anonymous said...

I wish I was a transgender so I could go in the womens restroom and watch Rachel Madcow have Tucker Carlson face when she drops a deuce.

Anonymous said...

Wrong! Typical Trumpkin ignorance of facts. The FISA surveillance warrant on Manafort's communications was the result of a judge signing off on the belief that Manafort was committing crimes in Ukraine (aiding Russia no less). Trump wasn’t a part of the FISA warrant. He simply inserted himself into it by calling Manafort, whose phone was being tapped. Explain again how this translates to Obama tapping Trump's wires? Get a clue WOW

Anonymous said...

The picture of the cops is for a safety poster which will warn of bending over to pick up a doughnut when another officer is behind you. There has been too many rear endings lately.

mzchief said...

To Anonymous 1:44...

You're still assuming much with few facts resulting in you not only showing your arse but your ignorance, as well. Obviously, you've not met me. I'm from the southern region of England. No Cockney accent from that area.

Just a FYI, since you failed to comprehend my comment, I wasn't telling anyone "how to pronounce anything." I was actually giving people a pass on their regional mispronunciation of common words.

Anonymous said...

3:19 is the real hero here today. And I mean it. Just like that MF'er.

wordkyle said...

mzchief - успокойтесь на идиотов

mzchief said...

To wordkyle...
Иногда я не могу помочь себе

Anonymous said...

Boris and Natasha after moose and squirrel for fearless leader

Anonymous said...

Irregardless
Supposably
All of *the* sudden
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