The Campaign For DA

1.06.2017

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • So Trump didn't mean he would build a wall by forcing Mexico to pay for it. He meant you would pay for it if he can get convince "The Swamp" to spend your money: 
  • Then he moved on to really important things and his replacement on The Apprentice.
  • There's a criminal defense lawyer in Houston who just scorched a prosecutor turned defense lawyer and then also took on a judge. It begins:
  • I'm a notorious cleaner when I get control of the house by myself for a couple of days, and I'll throw away anything. Mrs. LL's very important work folder went missing after one of those stints about five months ago. She blamed me. Yesterday, she found it -- at work.  Once again, a man in America has been falsely accused by those in a position of power!
  • KXAS has some breaking weather news this morning. Fire up the sand trucks!
  • Norman, Oklahoma is not impressed.
  • Dan Patrick's "bathroom bill" proves he is a moron. North Carolina was boycotted left and right for their bill and the same is about to happen to Texas. 
  • It's getting dangerous out there when a 15 shoots and kills a 17 year old in a Chili's parking lot in Garland in the middle of the afternoon. 
  • As bagofnothing pointed out, Fred Willard looked dangerously thin and frail on his appearance on Modern Family this week.



39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Comrade Trumo stay strong today! It isn't what the FBI, CIA etc say but what Vlad,Assange and Enquirer say!

*Barry's Brain Before Baylor* said...

Just hang in there Lawyer-boy. Trump hasn't taken office yet. And I really can't wait to hear your spin on more good paying jobs being created in the private sector along with a substantial GNP.

Crystal ball looking at 6 months from now- "Trump is benefiting from Obama policies that are just now maturing".

Anonymous said...

later is the new code word for the GOP. We will replace Obamacare later, Mexico will reimburse us for the wall later. The only thing that couldn't wait was gutting the ethics enforcement

Anonymous said...

My mother was a notorious clean freek--like the old joke "I got up to go to the bathroom at 2:00 am and when I came back to bed, it was made up." (Rimshot). We had a phrase for it when it happened--"I was neatened!"

Anonymous said...

I love going into women's bathrooms, especially when I can follow teenage girls into them. I can go into the adjacent stall and pleasure myself. Thank you Obama for allowing me to get around the stupid conservatives' values.

Anonymous said...

Awwww, is Mark Bennett not getting enough attention again?

Anonymous said...

9:03
I was going to comment on that, but your comment is too good to follow!

Anonymous said...

9:03........that was another guy in that side stall thinking it was a teenage girl in the adjacent stall. The women were in the men's rest room.

Anonymous said...

If the "Bathroom Bill" protects even one little girl from liberal perverts, then bring on the boycotts!

Anonymous said...

I was right not to vote for Trump! If he doesn't trust our intelligence agencies, he can not make decisions to protect us!

Anonymous said...

Many of us will never watch The Apprentice again.

Anonymous said...

The new school accountability system has been released. Schools are being graded A-F and some WC schools and campuses are not going to be very happy. Find it here: http://tea.texas.gov/WorkArea/DownloadAsset.aspx?id=51539613006

Anonymous said...

You must be the first pedophile in the world who waits to molest kids only in places where they can legally be. I mean, no other pedophile breaks into houses, or assaults people if they have to trespass in order to do it. That breaks all kids of peso rules, I bet.

(Something tells me you don't get my point any better than the guy yesterday who wants to kill Obamacare while keeping the two parts that insurers hate the most.)

Rage

Anonymous said...

I still refuse to believe that there is more than one other reasonable person around here besides me. Three days in a row, great insight. Has to be the same guy each time.

Rage

NooseALot said...

RTG: Is she licensed to carry that thing?

Anonymous said...

Is Mexico going to pay for the wall that Obammy is having built around his newly bought mansion in DC?

Anonymous said...

I think we should go to war with Russia because of the CIA's intelligence on hacking like we did when we invaded Iraq because of their intelligence over WMD's.

Anonymous said...

When Obammy builds his presidential library the only thing in there will be a unisex bathroom.

Anonymous said...

Trump is mentally ill. This is not about Hillary, Obama, Bush or any other politician. It's about the man who is about to assume the most powerful office in the world and he's putting out petty, vindictive tweets about how his ratings were better than Arnold. Like how does that even rate on the radar? And I even liked some of his early points about trade and immigration but in the end I didn't vote for him in the primary or general election because I suspected this is what we would get. So I know many who read this will automatically dismiss it just cause I dare criticize your hero but wait and see.

Anonymous said...

Lets take a poll how many have ever witnessed a man walk into a public womens rr on purpose? I'm 67 and have never and those never seen arrest for this. Why is it coming out now as some big threat. Those that are identify as a different sex have been using whatever rest room for years and you never even noticed

Anonymous said...

I'll fire up the sand trucks when Skippy Finfrock tells me to.

Anonymous said...

Rage, Pedophiles are only able to legally be in bathroom stalls? Does that mean they are breaking the law if they are anywhere else? Go ahead and pat yourself on the back again for being the only smart fry cook on this blog but then get back to work. The fries won't cook themselves.

wordkyle said...

1216 - That's quite a leap in logic you made. You'll need to connect the dots between using Twitter and mental illness.

Anonymous said...

Rage you lying POS! I said repeal Obamacare wholly. Then mandate insurance law to accommodate preexisting conditions. That is only one thing you goddamn dumbass! I was never making a point as to what insurers like or dislike. You lie!! I hope it was worth it pal, I hope so.

Anonymous said...

"He meant you would pay for it if he can get convince "The Swamp" to spend your money."

HUH?

Anonymous said...

Rage is pissed because his bathroom options are getting more complicated!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Dannie Goeb was right about one thing. “The forces of fear and misinformation will pull out all the stops."

Anonymous said...

@12:16
Not a hero but more trustworthy than Hill. That was enough of a reason for most.

Anonymous said...

My next bill: outlaw menfolk wearing pantyhose and women's undies underneath their regular guy clothes. We all know what pervs they are. Except for purple g-strings with lace. That's okay.

DF Dan Patrick
df fan of purple

Anonymous said...

The thought balloon above Clapper's head in today newspaper frontpage:

"We are screwed. We are screwed. We are SO screwed!"

DF Amon Carter

Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight. Citizens of the great state of Texas will have to drop their pants or lift their skirts to prove they are of the right gender before they even get inside the restroom? Sounds like the true pervs are Mr. Patrick, Ms. Kolkhorst, and the other Texas Repubs who support this insanity.

DF Keep Your Public Hands Off My Private Privates

Anonymous said...

It so cold outside, I'd have to warm up at least half an hour before my privates dropped back down for Lt Gov Patrick to inspect them. Just saying.

DF Every Texas Guy

Anonymous said...

Wow. Chicago officials are "unsure" if the four kids who livestreamed themselves beating a handicapped white teenager while screaming phrases of hatred against white people committed a hate crime. They'll need more to go on before considering this a racial thing, I guess.

Anonymous said...

9:47...how about this, then...let's close down all the highways and roads in America forever, if it saves one life. You can't crush the State economy over a bill that would have absolutely NO impact, by the way, on stopping a creep from doing something terrible. Instead, you just slit you economic wrists for nothing.

Anonymous said...

Bathroom solution:

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2016/05/25/24124386/how-do-you-solve-the-problem-of-gendered-bathrooms-this-capitol-hill-brewery-has-an-answer

The bathrooms at Optimism Brewing Company on Capitol Hill don't have signs instructing people of different genders where they ought to pee. Instead, the brewery has one big restroom without a door, one giant fountain sink, and two rows of private stalls with fixtures divided into two categories: toilets and urinals.

Anonymous said...

Go home Rage, you're drunk!!

Rage

Anonymous said...

Bet that Putin has a personal tootbrush and his own comfy jammies for spooning with Trump at the White House.

I apologize. I was wrong. I should have researched before typing. The actual facts are:
1. Putin doesn't need any toothbrush. He replaces teeth every twenty-four hours, just like sharks.
2. He doesn't wear pajamas to bed.
3. Dan Patrick tells me that what Putin and Trump does isn't spooning. Think more men's prison sort of stuff.

DF Julian Assange

Anonymous said...

Ironic that Rage would post anything about bathroom laws.

Anonymous said...

Strange that no one has noticed the new Sheriff hasn't sworn in a large number of his current experienced personnel. After being allowed to go through the Sheriffs office before his election to promise no mass layoffs. Could it be he just didn't want to pay their higher wages for their years of experience? Or as usual for cops: Because I Can and who's going to stop me! Keep an eye on the implosion of this County Office and their shady practices.