The Campaign For DA

8.11.2016

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • The Rangers have a day game today with the start time at 1:05. That may be the closest that game time and the temperature are equal to each other in Ranger history. 
  • The Alvord Watermelon Festival has a theme for its beauty pageant. Do we have a Bum Steer candidate? . . .
  • Eighteen year old Malia Obama was seen allegedly smoking weed in Chicago where it is legal? Oh, the horror! (The boys on WBAP thought the Secret Service should be held "responsible" for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Seriously.)
  • I feel sorry for the husbands having to listen to them. Can you imagine that chatter?  . . . 
  • This may be the first presidential election in history where the goal of the candidate is to keep the focus on the other candidate.
  • I didn't watch any of The Bachelorette but Mrs. LL might have received her doctorate in What-Will-JoJo-Do.   JoJo and her new mate will live in sin a 1,547 square foot home on the M Streets in Dallas. 
  • New Time magazine cover . . . 
  • By the way, Trump called the President the "founder of ISIS" yesterday.
  • Dallas County Commissioners gave themselves a raise to $157,111. I've said it for years: Somewhere along the way government jobs became better gigs than private sector jobs. 
  • The Air Force has a pilot shortage? Easy solution: Just remake and release Top Gun on Snapchat.
  • The AP released its Texas high school football polls yesterday. No Wise County school made any divisional Top 10. In fact, no Wise County school received a single vote.
  • If you show up for jury duty in Dallas County, do you know who you'll see in the instructional video? Fox 4's Clarice Tinsley. Can you imagine the life force being drained from the general jury room when that video begins to roll?
    "Am I here to help you? Yes! Just label me . . .  'Guilty'!"
  • A random post on the official and public Texas prosecutor message board probably is a great way to screen out potential applicants. Bad mouth my office in public and then ask for a job? Riiiiiiight. (Not to mention that any prosecutor opening gets a million applicants these days. You aren't exactly in a position of power if you are a lawyer looking for a job these days.)
  • Any one can allege anything in a lawsuit, but a prominent professional calf roper from Decatur makes the front page of the Star-Telegram today.


51 comments:

Anonymous said...

In other news a new batch of emails released Tuesday is raising fresh questions about whether Clinton Foundation donors got preferential treatment from the State Department during Hillary Clinton's tenure at the top.

PAY FOR PLAY IS ALIVE AND WELL BOYS!

SPEAKS VOLUMES DOESN'T IT?

Anonymous said...

Rodeo scam: The way I see it, it's like missing the second free throw on purpose. Using the game to your advantage is just part of the game itself.

-buyerninety

Anonymous said...

If there's a meltdown its with the mainstream media and their feeble attempt to protect Hilary Clinton and all her lies, pay for play history, and health issues.

Obama as the founder of ISIS is pretty much spot on. He has done virtually nothing to stop their rampage across the globe and by his continuous actions to appease them and minimize their obvious growth in strength and numbers, he does appear to many to be one of them. Until he can muster the intestinal fortitude to call his Muslim brothers what they are and until he can perform one of the most basic responsibilities in his job description of protecting the citizenry of these United States by enforcing immigration laws and border security, he is aiding and abetting the enemy. Thus, Trump's conclusion.

Anonymous said...

Today's RTG is a little trashy looking for my taste.

Anonymous said...

You know nothing Jon Snow

Anonymous said...

Barry is trying to promote the leftist media narrative that Trump is melting down.

Anonymous said...

Who in the world thought the theme "All About Those Melons" for a children's pageant would be a good idea? The Alvord Watermelon Festival shouldn't be called the Watermelon Festival anymore - you won't be able to find one watermelon there. Bring back the old days or change the name

Rex Kramer said...

RTG = Top Notch; Good Job BG

I wonder what the crowd will be like at the game (attendance), I bet there are some great deals on Stub Hub right now.

I seem to remember one of the Bush girls getting an MIP in Austin. The same questions were asked of the Secret Service then. And someoene tell me when the federal drug laws were repealed; to my knowledge mary-jane is still illegal.... and you finished that point with "Seriously"?

It's all Conjecture until November 08.

I have a government job, my wife in the private sector makes substantially more. They're not all better. But a job where you can vote in your own pay raise. Yea, that sounds like a sweet gig.

Rodeo story doesn't sound all that interesting

Anonymous said...

I've said it for years: Somewhere along the way government jobs became better gigs than private sector jobs. ... and the clowns running for such jobs are anti-government, white, obnoxious Christian types who sink their teeth on the teet...

Anonymous said...

I seem to remember George Bush as the leader of the invasion of Iraq, the seminal event that created ISIS, but what do I know...Maybe we should blame it on Cheney...

Anonymous said...

Bu you do realize that claiming Obama as the founder of ISIS isn't that far a stretch right?

Anonymous said...

Vote for Hillary, she will make all of your wildest dreams come true!!!

Anonymous said...

WE always have Watermelons at the Festival, Apparently your not looking hard enough.

Anonymous said...

I saw in the update where local Dems are meeting at the Wise County Law Enforcement Center...worried some 2nd Amendment people might try to stop it?

Anonymous said...

10:08am I don't see you volunteering to help so untill then dont judge.

Thank You

Anonymous said...

Nothing is un fair and rigged"! Presidential primaries, presidential general elections and now rodeo roping events! WE are doomed!

Anonymous said...

Obammy says that he has ISIS contained and on the run and Joe Biden says that Iraq is Obammy's biggest success.

Anonymous said...

Silly boys...get your mind out of the gutter...Watermelons are called melons for short..why think about anything else...shame on you.

Anonymous said...

That was indeed unfair to call Obama the founder of ISIS. Certainly his spineless lack of any foreign policy and lack of a plan of any sort to deal with the Islamic radicals is a major contributor through inaction to their global expansion.

Anonymous said...

Do you think any Wise County team should be included in the top 10 in state? Not surprising really.

Anonymous said...

Finally a descent RTG!!!

Anonymous said...

Old white leftist Barry.

Anonymous said...

RTG-Like I have said before women and tattoos....no way
I work for the federal government, I'm overpaid? absolutely, the down side? I'm surrounded by entitled idiots who won't (can't ) get fired.
I saw the pot smoking video...please..no, totally inconclusive...

Anonymous said...

Are you sure pot is legal in Chicago? Sources? I'm thinking a lawyer would know the law.

Anonymous said...

Goodness! Sounds like they are going to get all the perverts from the Newsrk area with that name.

Anonymous said...

Vote for Gary Johnson!!!

Anonymous said...

What does the so-called Watermelon Festival have in common w/ the rodeo boys? It is all rigged to benefit those with the right name or family ties. Alvord s as bad as Decatur about having COMMUNITY mafia running any community activity or contest. They all think they are better than some "outsider".

DF Rudy Giulianni

Anonymous said...

10:08am I don't see you volunteering to help so untill then dont judge.

Thank You

11:03 AM


11:03 naming the pageant is hardly "volunteering to help." If the name "All about those melons" is from a helping "volunteer" someone in authority should have the common sense to know it is not appropriate. I know it's the Watermelon Festival and it's referring to the "watermelons," yada yada yada..but when you have a bunch of little girls scantily clad prancing around that stage with the name of "All about those melons" what would any outsider think? The naming of that is a bit crass and I'm from Alvord, been to many of the festivals so I do have some knowledge of the event. And I don't need to volunteer to come up with a better name.

I'm with you on this 10:08. As a matter of fact I was looking for the "reply" button at the bottom of your comment to say the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Chico has just announced its first annual rock crusher festival...they will have a mens and boys swimsuit competition. They have named it "All About That Rock in Your Jock"!

Anonymous said...

Marijuana is not legal in Illinois, it is decriminalized. You would think a defense attorney would know the difference. I haven't read the Bill authorizing decriminalization, but I doubt it extends to those under 21.

Top Gun was Navy son...get your facts straight before giving credit to the Zoomies.

Anonymous said...

Rodeo ropers throwing a competition? What is America coming to? Next, you'll be telling me that there is no coke in Coca Cola and no beef in a Taco Bell taco.

DF Old Style American

Anonymous said...

And 12:15 you are the winner for the day!

SpanishWarDonkey said...

The thing that is frustrating about Malia Obama smoking pot is just this morning the DEA said they won't be rescheduling marijuana, and will continue treating it the same as heroin. Meanwhile, her father, with a phone call (hell, probably an email) could change that, but for whatever reason, won't.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Alvord. You just invited all the sexual deviants that frequent the Rhome fall fest to your town.

Anonymous said...

Nothing on Will Smith calling for all Donald Trump supporters to be killed?

Anonymous said...

Yes, but they are usually at night and have vodka in them.

Anonymous said...

Newark should change crusin' days to cousin days.

Anonymous said...

Darwin says African Americans can jump higher and run faster than white folks. So unless Wise County schools recruit more blacks to move here there will be no teams winning any playoff games once you move on out of your pocket of predominate Caucasian population. I guess Darwin was a racist.

Anonymous said...

Rigging a rodeo aint shit! Try rigging the local justice system. HOO YAAA!!!

DF Jimmy Brazile

Anonymous said...

2:51 PM

See: Southlake Carroll. 1988-1996.

Anonymous said...

2:51 -

*citation needed

Anonymous said...

Remember when one of the Bush daughters was caught drinking while underage? The leftist press was beside itself. The double standard is disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Time Magazine. Don't they give them away nowadays. Bird cage liner. Same as NY Times

More like the lame stream media is in full meltdown. They have completely destroyed what little credibility they had. Like watching a train wreck.

Anonymous said...

10:36 I seem to remember Hillary Clinton giving Bush the votes to invade Iraq. Till she changed her feeble mind after testing which way the political wind was blowing. Yes she was a panderer then and she's a panderer now and a lot more feeble.

Anonymous said...

11:02 yea I saw that too, all four of them

Anonymous said...

Late to the game today, the RTG should have saved the tattoo money for her teeth!

Anonymous said...

Barry's leftist party kills people who leak emails.

Anonymous said...

Three sisters all pregnant at same time? Are they part of my little Mormon family group?

DF Bill Paxton

Anonymous said...



1:58 - Nobody dares mention Will Smith's racism or what would be considered from anyone else Trump like political incorrectness.
Why? WE DO NOT want his wife to do another damn infomercial video complaining that the white man is keeping they rich ass down.

Hopefully, he won't receive an Oscar but, this last push to award all the black entertainers (regardless of talent) will probably produce an award for this non talented racist.

Anonymous said...

Homes, where are you getting your ugly, wore out looking RTGs from- the Ugly, Wore Out Looking RTG store?!

Anonymous said...

How come all the "weed is cool" grown up folks get all upset when their kids start smoking it?