The Campaign For DA

7.13.2016

Hang On, Baby! I'm Coming To Help!



I'm going to have to invoke the legal scholar Jackie Chiles on this one: "Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous."

Story.

17 comments:

Triple Fake... said...

saw this on BoN this morning
from the article: "Just because you have a bad background...doesn't mean that should hold you back from accomplishing your goals," Alvarez told the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. "She's worked very hard and the judges saw that and she won fair and square."

Is it too soon to invoke the "We judge other groups by their worst examples while judging ourselves by our best intentions" clause?

Anonymous said...

Boys, let us welcome and hold close to our collective bosom the new Miss Big Sandy. I think you will all agree that she stands for the things that we hold dear here in Wise County. Corpus Christi's loss is our gain.

DF Miss Big Sandy Beauty Pageant Steering Committee

Anonymous said...

Watch for Miss Cifuentes to have a nude layout in the next issue of Playboy in 3...2...wait, what the heck? Playboy doesn't do nudes anymore? I don't even know this world anymore.

DF Hugh Hefner

Anonymous said...

You sir are no Jackie Chiles. Now get back to your ambulance chasing.

Anonymous said...

Some people don't see colors...I do...and Texas colors are changing...nothing beautiful about it.

Anonymous said...

Run Skippy Finfrock, Run.....

Anonymous said...

Coming to help? To help her what? Be free to go out and kill in the future? Great.

Anonymous said...

Aye dios mio

Anonymous said...

How is it she is a beauty queen?
I dont think she looks that great.

And she is a Mexican beauty queen to boot. Isnt she more like a Mexican beauty queen?
Even more confusing, I thought all these Mexicans were poor and downtrodden.
How did she get the fantastic opportunity to enter a beauty pagent???
How did she find the time between working in the factory and caring for all her siblings???? Isnt that the story of compassion we always hear?
Where did she get the money for such fancy cloths, and alcohol, and that car????
Is she ashamed to call herself American??

Anonymous said...

There's a "Fox News Latino"? Wow, I'll bet that has spectacular ratings.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely. The more attractive drunk drivers out on the road to murder innocent people, the better. But on this blog, it's a distant third in importance to celebrating women who molest kids in school, and eliminating as many police officers as possible.

whisky O said...

She will be selling cars on Mexican tv by Labor Day.

Anonymous said...

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find us.
And wherever there is hot latina beauty queen who likes to get her freak on and party till shes pukes, we'll be there!

DF The Three Amigos
DF Lucky Day, DF Ned Nederlander, DF Dusty Bottoms

Anonymous said...

So they can have a latino pageant, but we can't have a white pageant? I believe that's discrimination.

Anonymous said...

Not pretty- she is weird, gross and crazy looking.

Open your eyes esse'!

Anonymous said...

PS: and was most likely formerly a man.

Anonymous said...

Miss Corpus Christi Latina? White ladies cannot enter? That is racism.