The Campaign For DA

5.05.2016

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

 
  • Meet Cute Doggie. He needs a home.
  • The 7th grader in the house reading her Chinese homework. I'm going to assume it's correct. Math I can help with. Any other language, not so much.
  • The Senior In The House forked a guy friend's yard asking him to Prom. He answered. Back story - her and two female didn't have dates and he's a friend to all three, so he's actually taking all three.
  • Hey, it's Cinco De Mayo and this was also the day The Senior In The House was due. She arrived two days late.
  • This gal shall pose nude. Wanna see her naked?
  • The Cartel Lawyer's wife testified in court. Sheesh, what a horrible ordeal.
  • From the Update: Gotta love a good Farm Festival.
  • FARM FESTIVAL – The Jerry Askey Memorial Farm Festival is May 5-7 at 635 Private Road 4531 in Decatur. There will be a swap meet 9 a.m.-5 p.m. today and 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Friday with a tractor fun pull 4-7 p.m. Saturday. Activities include an antique tractor display, tractor pull, wheat thrashing, hay rides, tractor games and monster truck rides, among other things. Cost is $5 per person for ages 10 and older. The event is put on by the Chisholm Trail Antique Tractor and Farm Equipment Club, Branch 112.
  • I don't want to talk politics right now.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vote for Brandon Davis

Anonymous said...

I know you don't want to talk politics, but we need an update on BG's DA campaign. Did he get enough signatures to get on the ballot?

Anonymous said...

My soul has been psychedelicized.

Anonymous said...

"This gal shall pose nude. Wanna see her naked?" - Hell, No!

Anonymous said...

Have heard through the grapevine that Brandon Davis has resigned his position as chief of police. Can you verify this?

Triple Fake... said...

I don't get the yard forking, and I had no idea what that was until I saw the pic. That's so lo-tech. What about instagram, twitter, snapchat, the Facebook? Or a good old-fashioned face-to-face?
And that kid should be king of the prom, showing up with three dates!

I also don't understand the Jenner posing nekkid deal. What's the point, since a lot of "stuff" will need to be concealed, thankfully, on a 66 year old body even though some parts are much younger than that. And it's just wrong to use the American flag as a prop to conceal nudity. Just. wrong.

Anonymous said...

Something tells me you'll excuse it this time. The alternative is far worse, after all.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Forked the yard? OMG! Who will think about the plastic dinner ware? WHAT ABOUT PROTECTING THE PLASTIC DINNER WARE?

DF Distraught Chinette Spoon

Anonymous said...

Forked a guys yard? you are kidding right?

Anonymous said...

Earlier, you asked people to guess/find your grammar errors. Well here goes:

...her and two female didn't have dates.

Should be SHE and two females......... (you wouldn't say HER didn't have a date. You'd say SHE didn't have a date)- very simple test to figure out which pronoun to use. You're welcome.

Bless his heart! Three prom dates? Wow! Hat's off to you, young man.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter which way you slice it or what you call it, that is not a gal. Will always be a guy.

Anonymous said...

Look at all the homes for sale in Rhome. People are fleeing like crazy. Even the Police Chief

Anonymous said...

You have some interesting wording. "The Senior In The House forked a guy..."
Next bullet - "Hey, it's Cinco De Mayo and this was also the day The Senior In The House was due...."

Anonymous said...

This gal shall pose nude. Wanna see her naked?

You are a worthy successor to your husband, Mrs. LL. Way to prank us. Well played. Well played.

Anonymous said...

"horrible ordeal"; Are you sympathizing with the widow who lived lavishly off illegal proceeds? or all the dead that the cartel (her husband) was responsible for?

Anonymous said...

If that guy is a girl because he says so, I can be an oak tree if I want, right?. I still haven't figured out why seemingly intelligent people came to the conclusion that unbridled stupidity is a good idea

Anonymous said...

There was some altercation at car wash

Anonymous said...

Look at all the homes for sale in Rhome.

If you'll look at what those homes are selling for, I think you'll understand why so many people are selling.

Someone needs to put up signs at the city limits that read, "You're getting ripped off! Don't move here!"

Anonymous said...

did she fork him in the front yard or back?

Anonymous said...

Worst. RTG. EVAR.

Anonymous said...

10:23 while we're at it, Kat's title stated "boys" house. Should have been "boy's" house (unless he was living in house of boys).

Anonymous said...

Well Rhome will be better with Brandon gone, And Joann Wilson... Wander if she will keep driving around town looking like the idiot that she is once she is off city council...

Anonymous said...

Wanna see her naked? Not now and not after he gets his junk cut off.

Anonymous said...

Happy Cinco de Quatro....DF Obammy

Anonymous said...

Messenger will be reporting on Davis and Rhome very soon

Anonymous said...

You will vote for legalized marijuana after living in Rhome. You'll need a hit just to deal with the crazies.

Anonymous said...

Davis resigned while under investigation by the AG for official oppression, but gave himself an honorable discharge from the police department, if he's so concerned about his safety in Rhome and wants the rights of a "normal" citizen why is he still a reserve officer for the city.

Anonymous said...

If Brandon Davis is still a Rhome reserve policeman, then Rhome is still screwed. Jimmy Swaggart with a badge is the last thing Rhome needs.