The Campaign For DA

5.06.2016

Random Friday Morning Thoughts



 
  • "Dallas" is up for adoption. I think my mom needs to check this fella out. She's been looking.
  • Senior in the House--- Mom: Finish this, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends...." 
  • 7th Grader in the House- Mom: "Why did the cops go to the school?" Me: Why? "Because there was a KID...NAPping." 
  • I heard Junior on The Ticket talk about drinking your own urine as a health thing a couple of days ago. Come on, that is gross beyond belief. Is there anyone out there that would seriously drink it? I'm not sure I could even if it was a survival thing. It's waste from my body. 
  • The murder case in Midlothian will probably speed up tremendously now that they are tapping in to her social media accounts. Am I shocked to learn that the may have had financial and marital problems? No. I'm still going with the husband being the source. "......anticipates more warrants in the coming days for Bevers' Facebook and Twitter accounts, and even Tolltag data. Police will also determine whether she had life insurance."
  • Did I read in the comments that BOZO from a couple of days ago was adopted? Please tell me I was the reason he found a home. If so, anyone interested in The Fat Cat in The House? He's kinda similar to these kittens. I'm kidding about him being similar to those kittens, but I'm not kidding about him needing a home. Apparently we are a one cat home. The Family Cat objects daily to the Fat Cat. 
  • He's neutered, likes the 7th Grader in the House and will come with a chip.
  • A man from Abilene happens to be a huge fan of The Foo Fighters. In fact, he is so much a fan that he wants to buy Dave Grohl. He's already received almost $1000 in just two days.
  • Ok, maybe I'm not as flawless grammatically as I proclaim myself to be. Then again, I'd like to have you look over anything in my job that I spend more time on. I dare you find a mistake. Wait, I recall a certain office manager that I dared to find mistakes. She returned my letter with red marks all over it. I'll just stick to claiming my grammar is better than Barry's.
  • Motorcycle death on I635 yesterday.
  • Speaking of, Barry is doing better. Barry and I are both very thankful for every well wish, positive thought, encouraging email and prayer. Once back, I'm sure he'll tell you all about the last month or so. And yes, I pinky promise he'll be back to making you laugh, curse and comment like never before very soon.
  • Tomorrow is Prom and the same day that the Senior in the House officially becomes Another Adult in the House. Off.
 

43 comments:

Upstairs said...

Big difference between "He's neutered, likes the 7th Grader in the House" and "He's neutered, like the 7th Grader in the House"

Got a laugh the first time I read that sentence.

Anonymous said...

"Then again, I'd like to have you look over anything in my job that I spend more time on."

Then again, I would like you to look over anything in my job on which I spend more time.

Anonymous said...

Tosh.0 found a pee drinking lady....

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/jlhelf/cewebrity-profile---pee-lady

Anonymous said...

Lots of Indians drink the first urine of the day. It's weird, but it's a thing, evidently.

Mark said...

Just want to say that, although I miss Barry, wish him all the best and await his return, there is definitely a spot in the blogosphere for regular contributions from the real head of the LL household.

Anonymous said...

I've read a lot UFC fighters drink their own urine

Anonymous said...

I bet the people stalking Brandon Davis are just the FEDS watching him..

Doc Logic said...

Junior Miller is a known and accepted expert on urine drinking... as well as Big Foot, UFO's and space aliens.

Listen here for his very informative show on Thursday night.

http://www.theunticket.com/junior-miller-coast-to-coast-campound-night-1-5-4-16/

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis and his LSD-like paranoia didn't even make the blog? What gives?

Someone at the VA really jacked up his meds! He pulled this same stunt when he was on the city council.

I always feel like, someone is watching me.....

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah that guy is an idiot. What comes around goes around. He gets scared like a little girl for doing what he has done to others. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. LL you should really consider starting your own blog. You are really good at this and you seem like a really good person and sweet lady.

I do miss busting barristers balls though. I mean whenever you take them out of your purse and let him have them for a day. :-)

Anonymous said...

BOZO was adopted? Who was the nice family that felt felt sorry for ex chief Davis?

Anonymous said...

That weirdo town bicycle guy in Rhome always follows Brandon. Wonder if it was him who has been stalking his house. He always snoops on his street.

Anonymous said...

Looks like God called Brandon Davis on his car radio again...

Anonymous said...

If you were forced to have substandard Rhone water that does not meet state standards, you'd drunk your own urine too.

Anonymous said...

Drinking your own urine is a good way to speed your death in a survival situation.

Anonymous said...

I urge anyone living in Crown Point not to walk down the street that Brandon Davis lives on. You might get shot for walking on the sidewalk in front of his house.. He is a bomb waiting to go off.

Anonymous said...

Make it last forever, friendship never ends.....

Anonymous said...

What office manager was that, Mrs. LL? I'll never tell! I'm so glad Barry is doing better and you being so talented and good at this is no surprise for those us that know you personally. You're a witty lady. Praying for all of you :)

Anonymous said...

How come some places in America that are rural and considered low income can be hit by a dust bowl, five tornadoes and a few fires, floods and economic downturns over 50 years; and yet are making it; while other places with all the advantages still have people waiting around after 50 years for someone else to give them what they need?

Anonymous said...

Hope he doesn't shoot a potential buyer for his house.

Anonymous said...

There is nobody stalking Brandon Davis! It's his paranoia from being the stalker! But he's gone ppl of rhome....celebrate good times come on! He's taking his wife with him! Oh our mayor had things in the works way before his "resignation" and she rocks! Nobody gives her credit but she had this going on for a while now! Vote Michelle Pittman! Mean while the other nazis are really scared cuz can't hide behind davis' gun anymore! So far since his "resignation" we've been harassed by ronnie moore which I have to laugh at that one, Kowalski who attacked a 76 yr old sr while eating breakfast and the cream of the crop in rhome the witch crafts who have ramped up the intimidation. Have to laugh at that one too. She looks like Marge Simpson (sry marge) and he's dumber than my front door knob! Actually that's a close one! Oh joann who?

Anonymous said...

He's not on the blog because outside of rhome the idiot is loved by the skinheads and bigots! This blog is for haters only.

Anonymous said...

He's just the first of many! The domino effect. Truth of the others corruption is on its way! He's just the little girl of joann Wilson. But heard her n Deborah were in a relationship so he probably felt left out. That or ronnie got jealous of his relationship with joann and called texas rangers on him! What a bunch of losers! Ronnie n btandon, joann and Deborah who said rhome wasn't progressive!!!

Anonymous said...

Bozo as in ronnie moore? He was, adopted so davis was too. Explains a whole lot!

Anonymous said...

His street hell don't even go down sterling! All his snitches live on that street!

Anonymous said...

The only demon in Rhome is Davis. He has violated more people's civil rights than the klan

Anonymous said...

I miss the random thoughts girls!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis whines more than Axl Rose

Anonymous said...

Satan is Mr nice guy when compared to Rhome Chief of Police Brandon Davis.

Anonymous said...

BRING BACK CHIEF ROSE!

Anonymous said...

Rhome needs some diversity from all the religious right redneck hatred in the police department. It's time to get a gay pride float in the fall festival. Rhome needs to be progressive and get the first transgender bathrooms at the family park in Wise County, and have black pride day cookouts. It's time to get that town out of their inbred cousin loving hands.

Anonymous said...

Kill the RTD before it kills a child.

Anonymous said...

Kowalski attacked an elderly person? I thought he only lined his pockets off Rhome taxpayer money for computer work while also serving on the park board

Anonymous said...

Wow. Now it makes sense. 8:53

Anonymous said...

Please tell Barry to get better soon, so that we can hear him talk about the Libertarian Party. (I see an opportunity for consensus between us conservatives and y'all durned libruls.)

Anonymous said...

I heard Ronnie and Brandon a couple of times now. I can see Ronnie bending that butt in the air for brandon

Anonymous said...

Yes please!

Anonymous said...

Yes please!

Anonymous said...

Just firing the 25 corrupt police little Rhome has would be a start! Why so many anyway I guess there are too many "dogs got loose" calls and a couple can't handle that much! Hell don't call them during their supper break they get really mad! Where are the rest of the FORCE! Embarassing!

Anonymous said...

Bring back Chief Rose.

CT said...

Yes ma'am! Bozo, the dog, not the Chief, was seen on here both times-and adopted!!

Anonymous said...

"I bet the people stalking Brandon Davis are just the FEDS watching him"

Actually, they are former military C.I.D. Nathan Robertson. But that's none of my business anymore