The Campaign For DA

10.24.2015

I Finally Have Marriage Advice To Offer



Take your wife back to where she grew up and hand her the keys. Then say "show me what's important to you." Then shut up and listen as she takes you on a tour.

It might provide you some insight and understanding.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

When are you going to release your big announcement?

Anonymous said...

Loser talk. Quit being such a pantywaist pussy green.

Anonymous said...

This works fine until a drunk, who was observed and suspected of being impaired a little earlier by a cop unable to pull him over until he kills someone, hits the car and the marriage is over.

Guinjames said...

I hope she took you by the Paramount Theatre if it is still there.

Anonymous said...

You will always feel alone Barry.

Anonymous said...

You're a good man, Barry Green.

Anonymous said...

Women are different. I took my wife on this kind of tour, and she was mad at me for wasting her time.

She didn't like her childhood to much.

HarveyLee said...

You have spent way too much time in therapy. Those psych games don't apply to sensible people.

Anonymous said...

Man card revoked!

Anonymous said...

Here's some better advice-
1) Don't get married. Ever.
2) If you must get married, get a pre-nuptual agreement.
3) Never sign the divorce papers. Just slide her some side cash every month. It's cheaper to keep her.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to take her back and leave her there.

Anonymous said...

Love this.....

Wish my wife lived in a different town than we live now to take a historical trip.... we pass all the places virtually every day. But I do get a tid bit of info from time to time.

Anonymous said...

You are a good husband BG!

Anonymous said...

My wife is from Decatur. Every day she is forced to re-live painful childhood memories. What is important is to get to a state of mind where you can finally be able to forgive the idiot rednecks all around you.