The Campaign For DA

10.21.2015

Johnny Football's Relationships Aren't Going Well




But the fake eyelash observation was either crazy or brilliant. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

At this moment Jerry Jones is saying "trade someone for this guy --- he's my kind of boy".

Bear said...

How do we know it is Johnny Football they are referring to?

Anonymous said...

And in unrelated news, my penis has filed suit against me for an alleged beating it took in 1987.

The West Texas Flash

Anonymous said...

And the clock is ticking on Johnny Football.

DF Pete Rozelle

Anonymous said...

Rough life of a trust fund baby backup NFL QB dating a super model.

Andy Stevenson said...

The difference in the races is that us white folk have no reservations about calling JF what he is; a sorry excuse for a human.

The Donald said...

Maybe he needs a life coach.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Foosball is one wreck away from being diagnosed with "affluenza"!

Anonymous said...

It is amazing how many Aggies (who are generally conservative, law and order type folks) loved this jackwagon. Anything for a winner. WE didn't want him.

DF Mack Brown

Anonymous said...

Barry loves this.

Anonymous said...

Never. Never. NEVER date a TCU sorority coed. Never.

DF Greggo

Anonymous said...

He hasn't hit anyone with a machete yet.